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an incel is on a quest to approach 1000 women. 90-something approaches in, he snaps. i don't know if this has been posted and i don't fucking care i'm going to die laughing

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"DON'T TALK LIKE THAT TO YOUR FATHER"

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trashbat said:
an incel is on a quest to approach 1000 women. 90-something approaches in, he snaps. i don't know if this has been posted and i don't fucking care i'm going to die laughing

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"DON'T TALK LIKE THAT TO YOUR FATHER"

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That story would be extra funny if the two people he was whining about were in fact brother and sister, making the whole "don't talk like that to your father" highlight this incels insanity even further.
 
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trashbat said:
an incel is on a quest to approach 1000 women. 90-something approaches in, he snaps. i don't know if this has been posted and i don't fucking care i'm going to die laughing

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"DON'T TALK LIKE THAT TO YOUR FATHER"

the rampage continues:

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What really happened: he discretely peered at them, seething with impotent rage. When he couldn't take it anymore he ran home, dodging the gaze of all those darn femoids on the streets, then shat out his epic retelling of the events.

He probably jacked off to the woman who was accompanying the guy after that.
 
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Alpha Loves You said:
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https://incels.me/threads/suicide-fuel.76087/
http://archive.is/DVLpL

#tallgirllivesmatter
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i wonder why incels who think the problem is their ethnicity don't go back to their countries of origin. you won't be short among other indians or vietnamese or whatever. fluency in english, a first-world education add to status/employability

i like short girls, but the height difference makes basic physical interaction more awkward than it should be
 
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WhatNemesisMeans said:
What really happened: he discretely peered at them, seething with impotent rage. When he couldn't take it anymore he ran home, dodging the gaze of all those darn femoids on the streets, then shat out his epic retelling of the events.

He probably jacked off to the woman who was accompanying the guy after that.
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MormonofID said:
Y'know, I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen any incel posts like these on r/ThatHappened.
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call me :optimistic: but having read his entire thread, i think the story is probably true. it doesn't sound like a femoid revenge fic, it reads like an account of a confused couple being accosted by a crazy person who then ran away. there's been no effort expended to make himself look like a non-sped (except where he says "looked at him like the bitch he was," read "made an autistic grimace")

EDIT: stop it with the rainbow stickers. i didn't get my PhD in incel studies to be mogged like this
 
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trashbat said:
i wonder why incels who think the problem is their ethnicity don't go back to their countries of origin. you won't be short among other indians or vietnamese or whatever. fluency in english, a first-world education add to status/employability

i like short girls, but the height difference makes basic physical interaction more awkward than it should be
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Disagree. Face full of boobies when you hug your tall girl and being the little spoon is pretty nice.

Shortcels are missing out.
 
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