Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

@_01 can you please start using the FireFox context menu screenshot feature to clip threads you're linking to? None of us can access those.
 
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@_01 can you please start using the FireFox context menu screenshot feature to clip threads you're linking to? None of us can access those.
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Do you mean this one?

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I can do that. The first thread where this all started has been moved to a mod-only forum, but I can get the other two threads if that's what you mean.

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Clearly to reach the heights of Lowtaxland, Null needs to charge $20 for an account here. And $40 if you want to be unbanned.
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What would happen if viewers with a SA refer saw a ‘click here to register an account for 10bux’ banner (that made fun of you if you clicked it or just linked to a suicide prevention site or something) instead of the normal featured thread header?

As the banners have shown, it’s the smallest most inoffensive bits of mockery that make the goons go thermonuclear.
 
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I don't know if Lowtax is reading this, but I gotta say something on the level. These goons are not your friends, Lowtax. You're a heterosexual cisgendered white male from the midwest. These people HATE you. They want to see you dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny. There is nothing you will ever be able to do to make them happy, or placate them, or give you some reprieve from their constant whining. If KF disappeared off the 'net tomorrow, they'd still be nipping at your heels about some stupid bullshit. And lol at you making light of people saying "The forums were better way back when!" even though they were, by your own admission! Revenues are down, rankings are down, page views are down, every measurable metric is going down!

But whatevs, we could all see this coming over a decade ago. You were just too arrogant and lazy to do anything about it back then, and now all you can do is just get bitched around by your customers who've already ran your wife off the place, and I gotta admit, I do feel a little sorry for her, because you know when she was a kid dreaming about her wedding day and what kind of man she'd marry, you know she wasn't dreamin' of a sweaty, broke back pill head who gives her prostate pudding pedicures!
 
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BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I don't know if Lowtax is reading this, but I gotta say something on the level. These goons are not your friends, Lowtax. You're a heterosexual cisgendered white male from the midwest. These people HATE you. They want to see you dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny. There is nothing you will ever be able to do to make them happy, or placate them, or give you some reprieve from their constant whining. If KF disappeared off the 'net tomorrow, they'd still be nipping at your heels about some stupid bullshit. And lol at you making light of people saying "The forums were better way back when!" even though they were, by your own admission! Revenues are down, rankings are down, page views are down, every measurable metric is going down!

But whatevs, we could all see this coming over a decade ago. You were just too arrogant and lazy to do anything about it back then, and now all you can do is just get bitched around by your customers who've already ran your wife off the place, and I gotta admit, I do feel a little sorry for her, because you know when she was a kid dreaming about her wedding day and what kind of man she'd marry, you know she wasn't dreamin' of a sweaty, broke back pill head who gives her prostate pudding pedicures!
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BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I don't know if Lowtax is reading this, but I gotta say something on the level. These goons are not your friends, Lowtax. You're a heterosexual cisgendered white male from the midwest. These people HATE you. They want to see you dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny. There is nothing you will ever be able to do to make them happy, or placate them, or give you some reprieve from their constant whining. If KF disappeared off the 'net tomorrow, they'd still be nipping at your heels about some stupid bullshit. And lol at you making light of people saying "The forums were better way back when!" even though they were, by your own admission! Revenues are down, rankings are down, page views are down, every measurable metric is going down!

But whatevs, we could all see this coming over a decade ago. You were just too arrogant and lazy to do anything about it back then, and now all you can do is just get bitched around by your customers who've already ran your wife off the place, and I gotta admit, I do feel a little sorry for her, because you know when she was a kid dreaming about her wedding day and what kind of man she'd marry, you know she wasn't dreamin' of a sweaty, broke back pill head who gives her prostate pudding pedicures!
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damn its just a forums dude
 
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zap2theextreme said:
damn its just a forums dude
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Yeah, it's just a forum to us, but to LowT it's 20 years of his life. Imagine doing something for twenty years and being worse off now than when you started. If you'd worked at a McDonalds for 20 years you'd be a manager by now with health insurance, a 401k, stock options, something! All LowT has is a pile of bills, a broken spine, a broken home, a broken forum, and a monkey on his back (and I'm not taking about Koalas March)
 
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BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I don't know if Lowtax is reading this, but I gotta say something on the level. These goons are not your friends, Lowtax. You're a heterosexual cisgendered white male from the midwest. These people HATE you. They want to see you dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny. There is nothing you will ever be able to do to make them happy, or placate them, or give you some reprieve from their constant whining. If KF disappeared off the 'net tomorrow, they'd still be nipping at your heels about some stupid bullshit. And lol at you making light of people saying "The forums were better way back when!" even though they were, by your own admission! Revenues are down, rankings are down, page views are down, every measurable metric is going down!

But whatevs, we could all see this coming over a decade ago. You were just too arrogant and lazy to do anything about it back then, and now all you can do is just get bitched around by your customers who've already ran your wife off the place, and I gotta admit, I do feel a little sorry for her, because you know when she was a kid dreaming about her wedding day and what kind of man she'd marry, you know she wasn't dreamin' of a sweaty, broke back pill head who gives her prostate pudding pedicures!
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Bro they're just awkward lonely people on an internet forum who think bitching about popular culture and fighting autistic online slapfights is an easy and achievable way of making the world a somewhat better place and giving their existence a slight sense of validation. No matter how much you might disagree with their political views or laugh at them for being dramatic spastics they're all essentially harmless and they do mean well. Calm the fuck down.
 
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Bro they're just awkward lonely people on an internet forum who think bitching about popular culture and fighting autistic online slapfights is an easy and achievable way of making the world a somewhat better place and giving their existence a slight sense of validation.
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Uh actually I just got hired as a game tester for a new popular dating narrative series. So yeah. Plenty of things in my life matter to the world. Check. Mate.
 
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I went on twitter and looked around to see if anyone was spergin' about the banners, but instead it's just a bunch of dudes talking about how they registered with somethingawful to read Danga Rampa LP's or whatever and never came back after the games were done. Oh, and people still debating if Shmorky tried to finger some kids or not.
 
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