Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

No, Zach is merely strawmaning "terves" (I'm observing the Tolkienian distinction between "dwarfs" and "dwarves" and use the -ves form to refer to a mythical people). Although he never had gender dysphoria he never denied that some trannies experience it.

Jake has repeatedly posted that gender dysphoria "isn't even a real thing". If a "TERF" made that statement, Zinnia would be all over it.
 
Thread has completed a hostile takeover by @neural who has written a great new OP for it.
Thanks a lot, Dear Leader, and Semper Fi! :semperfidelis:

This OP was a team effort, and I would like to thank @Hellfire, @D.Va, @Jaimas and @CyrusKissFanClub for their help and assistance in tracking down info, making feedback and building out the structure of this OP.

The OP is admittedly (and from what we know of Jake, ironically) quite long (and it will be even longer soon, we have DLC on the way!), but it had to be that way for two reasons:
  1. Jake being a sneaky fuck necessitated a lot of research and documentation of his bullshit, which as you can gather from the page count, is A LOT!
  2. As a result of 1, we wanted to have as much info as possible be backed up by archives from the cow's mouth, that way he can't deny their veracity, and they're all in one convenient place.
Now even shitlords like us are human, so if you feel we missed something or another, hit me up with a PM or a tag in this thread, and I will adjust it as necessary.

Finally, a side effect of being the new owner of the thread is that I can make polls, and I am actively taking ideas for those polls via PMs.

Enjoy!
 
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Honestly I think he is probably mentioning us more because the clique/subculture/whatever he resides in have boiled down the concept of victimhood to such a degree that it is near literal currency to them, and since we are the biggest archive on his fuckery he is desperate to tap in to all that "MUH STALKING MUH THREATS MUH BIGOTRY MUHPRESSHUN!" victimcoin so that he can rally the REEEE and have his personal enemies in the subculture hounded once again

However as others have pointed out, he really...REALLY doesnt want people to actually dig into the thread and see for themselves the secretgamergirl they have been defending and having girl-talk with and thus he walks a fine line of wanting people aware that we have a bigass thread on him, but not wanting them to ever actually go on to it.

That being said I think there is a good chance he might actually bite the bullet and go all out against us (god I hope so) since his mental state is deteriorating and he is fucking desperate beyond that which we have seen him before. Honestly I dont know why the fuck he doesnt just shave off the gnomebeard (even temporarily) and put on a cheap wig and take a few fisheye edited photos of himself in order to "prove" he is a wammen pure and true now, and thus to an extent de-weaponize our hoard of hilarious photos of his balding fatass middle aged bearded self (atleast in the eyes of his troon congregation).

I'm not gonna lie, I truly think Jake is shaped like this. That would explain the need for velcro shoes. Horrifying.
 
I’m surprised he hasn’t tried leaping on the enbie bandwagon. Then he could get away with presenting as male. It’s not like the “token woman” thing has ever helped him.

The token woman thing has made him everything that he is today, a dismal failure in the eyes of sane people, but to him it's how he found success, popularity and 'friends'. Jake Alley, hateful fat incel neckbeard, would never have received any attention from CHELSAY!, Katherine Cross would never have written about his game, Jessica Price would have told him that he's a creep and should fuck off and so on.

You know, his 'girl' persona seems to focus heavily on approaching and creeping on women. Jake Alley would never have the courage to do that.
 
Thanks a lot, Dear Leader, and Semper Fi! :semperfidelis:

This OP was a team effort, and I would like to thank @Hellfire, @D.Va, @Jaimas and @CyrusKissFanClub for their help and assistance in tracking down info, making feedback and building out the structure of this OP.

The OP is admittedly (and from what we know of Jake, ironically) quite long (and it will be even longer soon, we have DLC on the way!), but it had to be that way for two reasons:
  1. Jake being a sneaky fuck necessitated a lot of research and documentation of his bullshit, which as you can gather from the page count, is A LOT!
  2. As a result of 1, we wanted to have as much info as possible be backed up by archives from the cow's mouth, that way he can't deny their veracity, and they're all in one convenient place.
Now even shitlords like us are human, so if you feel we missed something or another, hit me up with a PM or a tag in this thread, and I will adjust it as necessary.

Finally, a side effect of being the new owner of the thread is that I can make polls, and I am actively taking ideas for those polls via PMs.

Enjoy!

It'll be nice for people who get sent here by Jake's sperging to see the whole thing laid out. I'm sure he'll continue to pretend that we're completely "unreliable" because of that initial incorrect photo of course.

If you want I've got some suggestions for a few of the paragraphs to increase readability- do with them what you will.


Our own @GethN7 quickly identified SGG as the Charles Colson of this story, concurrently, and several Kiwis began digging,. mainly because While GG had died off entirely by the time the logs leaked, SGG was still a constant presence online , consistently white knighting other members of the clique and supporting the insane and abusive Nora Reed.
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Secret Gamer Girl's online antics, coupled with their rants about this site, led to Kiwis taking interest in this the mysterious individual,. It was quickly surmised from their tweet history that not only was SGG a brand-new identity created specifically for GG interference (as indicated by their very 1st tweet!), this lead to the immediate realization that there must be an actual and old web trail this identity was supposed to hide,. so Our valiant Kiwis went to work on finding as many details on this spergy individual as possible, and @Portajohn summed up a lot of info on this then-mysterious sperg, which I have further annotated with links, because I am a helpful person:
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Despite Jake's meticulous OP-SEC work, this discovery was made due to a simple mistake, you see, ; in his greed to monetize his internet LARPing and mi'ladying of Zoe Quinn and co., Jake created a Patreon page under his Secret Gamer Girl identity., but to do that, To do so he had to enter the email address he uses for his personal PayPal account, but this proved disastrous when the October 2015 Patreon database hack happened.
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While most who made throwaway accounts for Gamergate treated them as exactly that, Jake has refused to move on and continues to use the persona he crafted for Gamergate, ;this pitiful show of denial has only resulted in many more slip-ups that only serve to confirm our dox:
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A lot of Jake's photos and personal descriptions of his life honestly show him to be a completely pathetic exceptional individual that's hated by his family, . The man originally wasn't invited to his cousin's wedding, and when he found out, he invited himself despite his family asking him not to go, and when he did,proved them absolutely correct by attending the wedding ceremony in a red T-shirt and dirty jeans, and then showed up at the post-wedding picnic wearing dirty cargo shorts, a T-shirt, and a coolie hat, an outfit that would be in bad taste in any wedding but was rendered even more tone-deaf due to Jake's cousin marrying a Chinese woman.

Jake originally wasn't invited to his cousin's wedding but found out about it and invited himself, despite his family asking him not to attend. He proved them right by arriving in a red t-shirt and dirty jeans for the ceremony. He then showed up at the post-wedding picnic with dirty cargo shorts, t-shirt and a coolie hat- an outfit that would be in poor taste at any wedding but was even more tone deaf as the bride was a Chinese woman.
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Before we start, it is important to note that Jake displays a huge incel mentality in almost everything he does, and that extends to including his online faggotry, .He has been observed mansplaining to people on several occasions (1, 2, 3, 4, 5), he and frequently displays some weird "standards" in choosing which people to accept help and support from, largely rejecting kind words of support from unpopular people such as Dmol, This last part is just hilarious to me, because no one with any kind of standards would want anything to do with him in any situation.
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However, the site where he accumulated the most notoriety was by far the Talking-Time forums, where he accumulated over 16,000 posts(!), there, . Jake quickly established a mostly negative reputation as being a tiresome individual known for making incredibly bloated and rambling posts peppered with some esoteric language, such as frequent usage of the word "yon", ;this particular habit of his continues to mark many of Jake's posts with his other identity (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7).
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More importantly, it's the identity Jake uses to LARP as the bizarre oppressed transwomyn character he created, and . When I say bizarre, I say it in both absolute and relative-to-Rat-King terms, what this means is that ;this identity is our primary source of lulz, mainly because Jake has and still makes some hilariously bewildering claims and stories that not only showcase how out-of-touch he is with normal human life, but also show us how exceptional he really is, for visual effect, . Imagine me :story:ing at the end of each of the following bullet points, I am sure you will :story: too:
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Additionally, Jake uses this identity to promote his services as both a "talented freelancer" for "trans issues." and an "Investigative Journalist" who investigates "Neo-Nazis" and "other bigots", . Predictably enough, he is pure shit at both, . We've already demonstrated his ass-backwards beliefs about "glandular disorders", and we will take on Jake's hilarious imitation of investigative journalism in a short minute.
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Similarly to his first internet identity, Jake's writing is incredible long-winded and tedious to read, made even more excruciating by Twitter's character limits, .If you've clicked on any link of the above, you've seen a sample of what kind of output you should expect from Jake's Secret Gamer Girl account (we call them googleshngs btw), you've seen . If this is kind of inane droning Jake's followers get on an hourly basis, so can you imagine having all this shit appear on your timeline?
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Me neither. And apparently many of Jake's former CON allies thought the same, this as this, compounded with his participation with multiple bouts of Nora Reed's own insanity, culminated led to Based Blue herself adding Jake and the entire Norasphere to her GG Autoblocker, her blocklist that has been used by many of the C~Z-List blue checkmarks that Jake desperately wants to suck up to, This pretty much spelled the end of the majority of whatever social capital Jake built up during GG, and consigned him to orbiting the lesser members of the cow hierarchy, such as Nora herself, SF The Wolf or Becca Hernandez, all while It would also lead to him constantly whining and wailing about this "traumatic" event, to the point of claiming that people blocking him on Twitter is a "New McCarthyism" :story:. Essentially ranting about how EVERYONE BETRAY ME!
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The earliest known instance of Jake openly mentioning the idea of taking up a pen name is in May 2015 (archive), but it took him SIX MONTHS to get off his fat gnome ass and start brainstorming for a pen name, and . Even then, he wanted others to come and do the work for him (this was in November 2015 (archive), . Now you might think this is the end of this saga, but you're mistaken, ; it took Jake just under a year since then to start talking about even having a pen name in October 2016 (archive), and a further 2 months to start going openly with this alias on Twitter in December 2016 (archive).
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The piece is a exceptional rehash of Jake's conspiracy theories that incorporate every entity his uneducated NEET brain perceives to be the main supporters of GG (4chan, 8chan, Nazis, Kiwi Farms..etc), . You would be amazed that this basement dweller claims to have over 20 years of experience in investigative journalism, despite selling zero pieces to any kind of press outlet with real clout, . I think being a NEET who by his own admission rarely leaves home is more than enough to refute that particular lie..
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It'll be nice for people who get sent here by Jake's sperging to see the whole thing laid out. I'm sure he'll continue to pretend that we're completely "unreliable" because of that initial incorrect photo of course.

If you want I've got some suggestions for a few of the paragraphs to increase readability- do with them what you will.


Our own @GethN7 quickly identified SGG as the Charles Colson of this story, concurrently, and several Kiwis began digging,. mainly because While GG had died off entirely by the time the logs leaked, SGG was still a constant presence online , consistently white knighting other members of the clique and supporting the insane and abusive Nora Reed.
-----------------
Secret Gamer Girl's online antics, coupled with their rants about this site, led to Kiwis taking interest in this the mysterious individual,. It was quickly surmised from their tweet history that not only was SGG a brand-new identity created specifically for GG interference (as indicated by their very 1st tweet!), this lead to the immediate realization that there must be an actual and old web trail this identity was supposed to hide,. so Our valiant Kiwis went to work on finding as many details on this spergy individual as possible, and @Portajohn summed up a lot of info on this then-mysterious sperg, which I have further annotated with links, because I am a helpful person:
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Despite Jake's meticulous OP-SEC work, this discovery was made due to a simple mistake, you see, ; in his greed to monetize his internet LARPing and mi'ladying of Zoe Quinn and co., Jake created a Patreon page under his Secret Gamer Girl identity., but to do that, To do so he had to enter the email address he uses for his personal PayPal account, but this proved disastrous when the October 2015 Patreon database hack happened.
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While most who made throwaway accounts for Gamergate treated them as exactly that, Jake has refused to move on and continues to use the persona he crafted for Gamergate, ;this pitiful show of denial has only resulted in many more slip-ups that only serve to confirm our dox:
-------------------
A lot of Jake's photos and personal descriptions of his life honestly show him to be a completely pathetic exceptional individual that's hated by his family, . The man originally wasn't invited to his cousin's wedding, and when he found out, he invited himself despite his family asking him not to go, and when he did,proved them absolutely correct by attending the wedding ceremony in a red T-shirt and dirty jeans, and then showed up at the post-wedding picnic wearing dirty cargo shorts, a T-shirt, and a coolie hat, an outfit that would be in bad taste in any wedding but was rendered even more tone-deaf due to Jake's cousin marrying a Chinese woman.

Jake originally wasn't invited to his cousin's wedding but found out about it and invited himself, despite his family asking him not to attend. He proved them right by arriving in a red t-shirt and dirty jeans for the ceremony. He then showed up at the post-wedding picnic with dirty cargo shorts, t-shirt and a coolie hat- an outfit that would be in poor taste at any wedding but was even more tone deaf as the bride was a Chinese woman.
-----------------------
Before we start, it is important to note that Jake displays a huge incel mentality in almost everything he does, and that extends to including his online faggotry, .He has been observed mansplaining to people on several occasions (1, 2, 3, 4, 5), he and frequently displays some weird "standards" in choosing which people to accept help and support from, largely rejecting kind words of support from unpopular people such as Dmol, This last part is just hilarious to me, because no one with any kind of standards would want anything to do with him in any situation.
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However, the site where he accumulated the most notoriety was by far the Talking-Time forums, where he accumulated over 16,000 posts(!), there, . Jake quickly established a mostly negative reputation as being a tiresome individual known for making incredibly bloated and rambling posts peppered with some esoteric language, such as frequent usage of the word "yon", ;this particular habit of his continues to mark many of Jake's posts with his other identity (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7).
-----------------------
More importantly, it's the identity Jake uses to LARP as the bizarre oppressed transwomyn character he created, and . When I say bizarre, I say it in both absolute and relative-to-Rat-King terms, what this means is that ;this identity is our primary source of lulz, mainly because Jake has and still makes some hilariously bewildering claims and stories that not only showcase how out-of-touch he is with normal human life, but also show us how exceptional he really is, for visual effect, . Imagine me :story:ing at the end of each of the following bullet points, I am sure you will :story: too:
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Additionally, Jake uses this identity to promote his services as both a "talented freelancer" for "trans issues." and an "Investigative Journalist" who investigates "Neo-Nazis" and "other bigots", . Predictably enough, he is pure shit at both, . We've already demonstrated his ass-backwards beliefs about "glandular disorders", and we will take on Jake's hilarious imitation of investigative journalism in a short minute.
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Similarly to his first internet identity, Jake's writing is incredible long-winded and tedious to read, made even more excruciating by Twitter's character limits, .If you've clicked on any link of the above, you've seen a sample of what kind of output you should expect from Jake's Secret Gamer Girl account (we call them googleshngs btw), you've seen . If this is kind of inane droning Jake's followers get on an hourly basis, so can you imagine having all this shit appear on your timeline?
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Me neither. And apparently many of Jake's former CON allies thought the same, this as this, compounded with his participation with multiple bouts of Nora Reed's own insanity, culminated led to Based Blue herself adding Jake and the entire Norasphere to her GG Autoblocker, her blocklist that has been used by many of the C~Z-List blue checkmarks that Jake desperately wants to suck up to, This pretty much spelled the end of the majority of whatever social capital Jake built up during GG, and consigned him to orbiting the lesser members of the cow hierarchy, such as Nora herself, SF The Wolf or Becca Hernandez, all while It would also lead to him constantly whining and wailing about this "traumatic" event, to the point of claiming that people blocking him on Twitter is a "New McCarthyism" :story:. Essentially ranting about how EVERYONE BETRAY ME!
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The earliest known instance of Jake openly mentioning the idea of taking up a pen name is in May 2015 (archive), but it took him SIX MONTHS to get off his fat gnome ass and start brainstorming for a pen name, and . Even then, he wanted others to come and do the work for him (this was in November 2015 (archive), . Now you might think this is the end of this saga, but you're mistaken, ; it took Jake just under a year since then to start talking about even having a pen name in October 2016 (archive), and a further 2 months to start going openly with this alias on Twitter in December 2016 (archive).
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The piece is a exceptional rehash of Jake's conspiracy theories that incorporate every entity his uneducated NEET brain perceives to be the main supporters of GG (4chan, 8chan, Nazis, Kiwi Farms..etc), . You would be amazed that this basement dweller claims to have over 20 years of experience in investigative journalism, despite selling zero pieces to any kind of press outlet with real clout, . I think being a NEET who by his own admission rarely leaves home is more than enough to refute that particular lie..
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This is good feedback, and I will get to work on it as soon as I get dinner.

Excellent redo but I still think the coolie hate picture should be the leading one. It's the picture of Jake that most nicely illustrates his bigotry and utter disregard for the feelings of others and society at large.
Duly noted, it should at least be added to the OP in some form, I only used the other picture because it had the boardgame in it, and neglected to use the best picture out there lol.
 
Honestly I dont know why the fuck he doesnt just shave off the gnomebeard (even temporarily) and put on a cheap wig and take a few fisheye edited photos of himself in order to "prove" he is a wammen pure and true now, and thus to an extent de-weaponize our hoard of hilarious photos of his balding fatass middle aged bearded self (atleast in the eyes of his troon congregation).

I think he knows that his history has way too much really questionable racial stuff, with lots of cringe-worthy content about Japan and that godawful coolie hat. If he so much as admits that he was born Jake Alley and that our photos are of him, he has to give up his "I'm not apologizing for anything" position in the progressive stack and start making amends and letting PoC yell at him whenever they want to about his insensitivity and racism without him being able to "tone police."

Jake has no idea how to genuinely apologize for something, with no passive aggressive games. Even just having a big post about "I used to be a fuckup racist and I've been getting better" wouldn't be enough, and he'd never do it anyway. His ego could not handle people questioning him over his questionable choices. Jake's reinvention of himself in the trans mold is, I'm convinced, in no small part a way to help him get some distance from the persona where he'd been a racist weirdo, because a lot of his internet presence pre-SGG would have precluded his inclusion in the groups he wanted into, even if he'd sworn off coolie hats for good.
 
Oh, one other thing - we should sweep the thread for those "Man in Texas who's not me" pictures early on and delete them. He likes to claim nothing on this site is reliable because someone once thought he was a male Texan Sailor Moon cosplayer for about 5 minutes.

EDIT: also, I think we might want to pull out some of his contemptible slander of his mother into the article text rather than leaving it for the reader to look up in the cites. That's some of his worst behavior and deserves a spotlight. How about something along these lines:

"Although his long-suffering mother has supported him completely for over a decade - including at times when she herself was underemployed - Jake has consistently painted her online as a villain straight out of a Lifetime movie. He describes himself as being in an unsafe living situation, constantly robbed and extorted by his mother. "Violet Hargrave" fears violence at all times from either his tyrannical progenitrix or the drunken miscreants parading in and out of the family abode at all hours.
His father fares no better in the Life Of Jake Alley (Revised); in his early blogs as 'Googleshng' he relates fantastical tales of being beaten with kitchen implements and force-fed spoiled food by his father and the scurrilous women parading in and out of his life (are we noticing a pattern here?)"
 
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"Just plain baffling" why Jake is pretending he doesn't have a grudge and pretending he hasn't been attacking and lying about Soha for over three years. http://archive.fo/bLGAj
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SOHA! Jake is still falsely accusing Soha of having an "anti-trans blocklist," and further claims someone "explained how she created it" which likely refers to this exchange where MOOMANiBE said there is no blocklist and Soha blocked someone for harassing her and that person started the blocklist lie in response, which of course goes through days of the Googleshng filter and "Soha does not and has never maintained a blocklist of any kind, let alone an anti-trans one." becomes an explanation of "how she created it." http://archive.is/4rDAd
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Jake got triggered after this person said Jake alludes "to stuff with little in way of evidence and that can make things difficult in trying to understand."
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:story: "What exactly do you think you are doing right now, and what the hell makes you think it's a good idea to be doing it?" http://archive.is/TBewx
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"Just plain baffling" why Jake is pretending he doesn't have a grudge and pretending he hasn't been attacking and lying about Soha for over three years. http://archive.fo/bLGAj
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SOHA! Jake is still falsely accusing Soha of having an "anti-trans blocklist," and further claims someone "explained how she created it" which likely refers to this exchange where MOOMANiBE said there is no blocklist and Soha blocked someone for harassing her and that person started the blocklist lie in response, which of course goes through days of the Googleshng filter and "Soha does not and has never maintained a blocklist of any kind, let alone an anti-trans one." becomes an explanation of "how she created it." http://archive.is/4rDAd
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I love it when Jake tries to DARVO. He seems to have forgotten how laughably powerless he is in all this. Like, he's clearly hoping to summon a witch hunt against anyone who questions him without realising that no one cares. He is not some untouchable hero. He exists in a very precarious position where a hell of a lot of people are sick of his shit, and are coming to realise the kind of person he is. He should be working to prove them wrong, not doubling down on the sort of behaviour that causes people to abandon him in the first place. Oh well, cows gonna cow I suppose.
 
"Just plain baffling" why Jake is pretending he doesn't have a grudge and pretending he hasn't been attacking and lying about Soha for over three years. http://archive.fo/bLGAj
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SOHA! Jake is still falsely accusing Soha of having an "anti-trans blocklist," and further claims someone "explained how she created it" which likely refers to this exchange where MOOMANiBE said there is no blocklist and Soha blocked someone for harassing her and that person started the blocklist lie in response, which of course goes through days of the Googleshng filter and "Soha does not and has never maintained a blocklist of any kind, let alone an anti-trans one." becomes an explanation of "how she created it." http://archive.is/4rDAd
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The most telling thing about that exchange is that - yet again - Jake offers no proof. Not so much as a screenshot showing that he's on that particular list, let alone that multiple trans people are on it.

"If you doubt me, you're playing into the hands of stalkers" is becoming his standard response to being challenged. You're supposed to believe Jake without question but demand evidence from people who criticise him in any way.
 
The most telling thing about that exchange is that - yet again - Jake offers no proof. Not so much as a screenshot showing that he's on that particular list, let alone that multiple trans people are on it.

"If you doubt me, you're playing into the hands of stalkers" is becoming his standard response to being challenged. You're supposed to believe Jake without question but demand evidence from people who criticise him in any way.
I think Jake doesn't understand that a lot of his previous credibility was based on secondary (and saner) sources telling people to believe him. Now that he has no Zoe or Randi signalboosting his googleshngs and vouching for his ass, no one feels obligated to believe him anymore, social justice or not.
 
Excellent redo but I still think the coolie hate picture should be the leading one. It's the picture of Jake that most nicely illustrates his bigotry and utter disregard for the feelings of others and society at large.

Especially when put in the context that it was taken at a wedding he was asked not to attend (because he would be Jake which he was) and the bride was Chinese.

So he showed up and completely Jaked out in a coolie hat.
 
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