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Ahh jeez Vaas, you really packed on the pounds there (and fell asleep in a tanning booth.)
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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This is the most right Bob has ever been in his life.He's a military expert now apparently.
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I don't know. Homecoming for me doesn't come off as a genuine MCU movie. I mean it's part of the MCU because of the whole Spiderman tie in with the second Avengers movie, but it feels more like your typical Sony sol movie than a Marvel Studios film (they really didn't do a good job of capturing the humor and style of the MCU) I personally didn't like it at all, but MovieBob's reasons for hating it are absolutely ridiculous and driven by his own ego, along with his crazy microdick boner for Sam Raimi.
To sum it up: When MovieBob hates/likes something (or hates/likes the same things you do) or if he ever seems to be "right" about anything, it's probably for all the wrong reasons.
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Isn't this literally like 90 percent of the slasher genre? Rooting for a cool-looking monster-man that picks off assholes in creative and amusing ways?
How creative, Blob.
Damn it, now I'm imagining Jason Voorhees smashing open a water pipe and trapping Bob in his basement.
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Bob must hate Tucker & Dale vs. Evil since he can't side with the hillbillies but then he can't side with the preppy college students
Lensherr
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You should send these to MovieBob with a screencap of that tweet.
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I know the feeling but we do have the prime directive here.
Unless @Mola Ram wants to have Cinema Roberto tweet about it.
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Seeing how Bob such a cranky asshole 24/7, I sometimes wonder if he has a punching bag with Trump’s face on it in his basement.
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He's more likely to have a Hillary Rodham blowup doll.
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No need for an actual punching bag when he treats over half the planet like a Trump-shaped punching bag. It's a good thing Blob doesn't have a cat or dog or else he'd probably kick it every time Trump tweeted something.
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Technically, the movie "Ten Little Indians" would satisfy Bob's criteria, since it's about a rich Judge who invites a bunch of mostly wealthy/successful murderers to an island where he can hunt them down one by one. Depending on the adaptation, the Judge succeeds in killing everyone , then commits suicide, or two of the guests (who are established as innocent of their crimes) outwit the judge and escape the island.
The story the movie is based on was written about 1940 so, Bob's only about 76 years too late to the punch.
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Right, Agatha Christie, novel, play, and several films. The latest version just came out a few years ago from the BBC.
Also probably retitled more often than most classic stories. It started life as Ten Little Nigger Boys, was retitled Ten Little Indians, and now is generally And Then There Were None, where the plot-significant poem is called Ten Little Soldier Boys, which I suspect will be removed as being offensive to Marines, Sailors, and Airmen.
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How about a Saw sequel. The key to escape is inside of a Mario 3 cartridge he has to break.
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That would imply that he partakes in sports..
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Seriously, dude looks like he'd get winded tearing a piece of paper with "TRUMPF!!!" written on it....
Incorrect, it'll be removed because any mention of the military triggers the soy-boys into losing sleep thinking of all the helpless innocent peace-loving Muslims killed overseas by the blind berserker-rage of their nation's armed forces! Who the fuck cares about the actual soldiers and sailors? They knew what they were signing up for, they EARNED those permanent thousand-yard-stares by wanting to be baby-killers.....
Incorrect, it'll be removed because any mention of the military triggers the soy-boys into losing sleep thinking of all the helpless innocent peace-loving Muslims killed overseas by the blind berserker-rage of their nation's armed forces! Who the fuck cares about the actual soldiers and sailors? They knew what they were signing up for, they EARNED those permanent thousand-yard-stares by wanting to be baby-killers.....
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I always said your ego would be part of your downfall.
Leave the humor to us.
You're no Ebert. You're not even an Armond White.
Transformers sperging.
Iron Fist sperging.
And Christopher Nolan sperging.
Leave the humor to us.
You're no Ebert. You're not even an Armond White.
Transformers sperging.
Iron Fist sperging.
And Christopher Nolan sperging.
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Please remember, if you are ever tempted to take Bob's criticism even remotely seriously, that he considers The Dark Knight Rises to be a worse film than Batman Forever and Batman & Robin.
Why do I follow this thread? Why is Bob like that piece of corn stuck between my teeth?
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The Justice League Mortal movie cast Armie Hammer to play Batman/Bruce Wayne there was no plan to crossover the two death nails for the film was the 07/08 writers strike and WB wanting to shift filming from Australia to Canada which Miller was against. The only factor Nolan played was after put on indefinite hold in 08 and Dark Knight being a huge hit WB started to looking at Nolan as a potential direct for a Justice League film after Nolan's 3rd Batman movie something Nolan had no interest in.
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What if Predators are Care Bears?
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