Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Apteryx Owenii]

Honestly, I assumed she was going to paint her 'biological' family (that wants nothing to do with her) as Nazis, not victims of nazis, but I guess she really wants that "my family died in the holocaust!' cred.

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Assuming she's talking about Telltale... they weren't able to stay afloat with the sales they had and she thinks they'd be better with LESS sales due to higher prices? Derp.

 

[repentance]

Assuming she's talking about Telltale... they weren't able to stay afloat with the sales they had and she thinks they'd be better with LESS sales due to higher prices? Derp.

From what I can tell, she has valid points regarding "crunch" having become the norm in the gaming industry. Telltale weren't able to stay afloat because they kept buying expensive licences. Mismanagement isn't a reasonable justification for treating your employees badly and it certainly shouldn't become the norm in an industry.

Meanwhile, she's white-knighting Jake by asking the gaming union rep to prove a negative - she wants them to provide proof that there *isn't* a trans blocklist originating from Riot when the onus should be on Jake to back up his claim that there is. Where are the receipts proving that your parents' house got egged, Becky?

 

[Trombonista]

Now I want her to meet SecretGamerGirl in real life.

 

[Water-T]

Meanwhile, she's white-knighting Jake by asking the gaming union rep to prove a negative - she wants them to provide proof that there *isn't* a trans blocklist originating from Riot when the onus should be on Jake to back up his claim that there is. Where are the receipts proving that your parents' house got egged, Becky?

Oh, you silly goose. Becky and other members of the SocJus cult get to demand proof, but the second you ask them for proof, it's LITERALLY RAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEE!

 

[Done]

Now I want her to meet SecretGamerGirl in real life.

That will be a shock and a half! I'd pay money to be in that room lmao.

Alternatively, she should just read the new Jake OP.

That should provide her with all the entertainment she needs from the convenience of a Disney hotel of her choice.

 

[repentance]

Now I want her to meet SecretGamerGirl in real life.

Have you seen the pictures of her "girlfriend"? Jake will fit in just fine.

Oh, you silly goose. Becky and other members of the SocJus cult get to demand proof, but the second you ask them for proof, it's LITERALLY RAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEE!

Even when you provide the proof, it's "out of context" or it doesn't count because your motives aren't pure or because you first became aware of the tweet/article/post from a "nazi" source. I mean look at how Jake is trying to retcon what he actually said now, only a couple of weeks after he said it.

 

[Haramburger]

That will be a shock and a half! I'd pay money to be in that room lmao.

Alternatively, she should just read the new Jake OP.

That should provide her with all the entertainment she needs from the convenience of a Disney hotel of her choice.

nice update & cross-post

 

[Directing]

Weddings in Germany sperging
Over here you have a two part wedding: a mandatory state/secular wedding at the Standesamt after which you are legally married. Then comes the optional religious wedding so you are considered married by your church (if you are religious).
The first requires a lot of documents, like:

Spoiler

Both partners will most likely need:

• A valid passport
• An official birth certificate
• Proof of a minimum of 21 days of continuous residence in Germany (this can be a Meldebescheinigung issued by the local Anmeldeamt)
• Proof of being single (Ledigkeitsbescheinigung)
• Birth certificates of children (if any) the couple may have had together
• The required application and questionnaire from the Standesamt

One or both partners may have to provide the following depending on their particular circumstances and the requirements of the local magistrate's office:

• Certificate of No Impediment (CNI) (Befreiung vom Ehefähigkeitszeugnis)
• Marriage certificates from previous marriages
• A financial statement

Persons who were previously married must present either a death certificate for the former spouse or proof that the marriage was permanently dissolved by divorce. The former is usually no problem; the latter a rock on which many marriage plans have been wrecked. A simple divorce decree from an American or British court is usually not enough. Proof probably will be required that this decree can no longer be contested. It is usually necessary to get a statement to this effect from the court that granted the divorce.

Certified translations of non-German language documentation may also be required and many documents' issue dates shouldn't be older than six months.

If one or both partners is a foreigner
If either one of the partners is a foreigner documents may be sent to a higher regional court in order to verify the legal status of that person.

Though it is no bar to a marriage, those planning to return to their homeland one day may wish to consider the legal status of their partner. There may be some bar, such as nationality, criminal record or medical condition, that would keep the partner from accompanying you. Your embassy or consulate can advise you on all emigration formalities. It is also a good idea to check if a marriage in Germany will be recognized in your home country.

No way Bex has the patience to get all these documents and get them translated by a certified translator.
For the religious marriage, she will have to prove that both partners are jews and maybe more documents.
If she's going through with this it's going to be a fantastic saga.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

@Directing She has already said that her wedding ceremony will not in any way be official. They're just playing dress-up and having a pretend wedding so that she and Daniel can be pretend married.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

Weddings in Germany sperging

I don't believe she's going to do anything official, she'll probably have a some religious person in their private capacity to read them vows or whatever. Anything that will leave a paper trail can later be a problem for Daniel-san. And if my knowledge of Germans translate to wedding scams, their love for ordnung papierkram will get him sooner than later.

:powerlevel:It's like my ex of many years proposed we should have a Wiccan wedding. Let me translate it from Teenage Witch speak to adults: gets fucked on booze and drugs in the woods.:powerlevel:

It would be still probably more meaningful and graceful than whatever Becky's sham wedding will be.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

This is pretty much just an expensive version of when kids in elementary school would "get married" to each other on the playground.

 

[Nope]

Weddings in Germany sperging
Over here you have a two part wedding: a mandatory state/secular wedding at the Standesamt after which you are legally married. Then comes the optional religious wedding so you are considered married by your church (if you are religious).
The first requires a lot of documents, like:

Spoiler

Both partners will most likely need:

• A valid passport
• An official birth certificate
• Proof of a minimum of 21 days of continuous residence in Germany (this can be a Meldebescheinigung issued by the local Anmeldeamt)
• Proof of being single (Ledigkeitsbescheinigung)
• Birth certificates of children (if any) the couple may have had together
• The required application and questionnaire from the Standesamt

One or both partners may have to provide the following depending on their particular circumstances and the requirements of the local magistrate's office:

• Certificate of No Impediment (CNI) (Befreiung vom Ehefähigkeitszeugnis)
• Marriage certificates from previous marriages
• A financial statement

Persons who were previously married must present either a death certificate for the former spouse or proof that the marriage was permanently dissolved by divorce. The former is usually no problem; the latter a rock on which many marriage plans have been wrecked. A simple divorce decree from an American or British court is usually not enough. Proof probably will be required that this decree can no longer be contested. It is usually necessary to get a statement to this effect from the court that granted the divorce.

Certified translations of non-German language documentation may also be required and many documents' issue dates shouldn't be older than six months.

If one or both partners is a foreigner
If either one of the partners is a foreigner documents may be sent to a higher regional court in order to verify the legal status of that person.

Though it is no bar to a marriage, those planning to return to their homeland one day may wish to consider the legal status of their partner. There may be some bar, such as nationality, criminal record or medical condition, that would keep the partner from accompanying you. Your embassy or consulate can advise you on all emigration formalities. It is also a good idea to check if a marriage in Germany will be recognized in your home country.

No way Bex has the patience to get all these documents and get them translated by a certified translator.
For the religious marriage, she will have to prove that both partners are jews and maybe more documents.
If she's going through with this it's going to be a fantastic saga.

I have a question as I don't know about Germany, but I know that in some other continental European countries it is actually illegal and punishable by law to have a religious wedding ceremony without first having the secular wedding, this is mainly to guard against polygamy, forced marriages and child marriages. This also means that religious leaders are generally unwilling to perform such a wedding. Is this also the case in Germany? Because that might explain why they went from having a rabbi to having one of his sisters do the ceremony. It would also mean that they are doing something illegal, which while probably not being prosecuted or even found out about, if it is found out might prove problematic for his visa status

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Becky said Daniel’s sister is going to perform the ceremony. It’s not a real religious ceremony, it’s poly idiots on a farm pretending to have a Jewish ceremony and butchering it because they can’t have a legitimate one. So don’t try to determine the legality because there’s nothing official about this. There’s no rabbi in the world that would enable Becky and her cuck’s degeneracy.

In many conservative religions (typically outside the US) you have to jump through a lot of hoops to get married. I’ve done it and it was a nightmare in terms of all the paperwork we had to obtain before the priest would agree to perform the ceremony.

Edit: Let’s not forget Becky isn’t a real jew, she converted and she’s not recognized by Orthodox Judaism or mainstream Judaism only reform. Daniel also isn’t a Jew (his grandparents probably murdered a bunch, though). Becky better watch out about calling people Nazis while she’s in Germany.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

If Daniel's family is truly okay with all this then, well, I guess we know where he gets his inherent pussy nature from.

 

[proteus4994]

If Daniel's family is truly okay with all this then, well, I guess we know where he gets his inherent pussy nature from.

I'm not sure that's entirely fair. Most parents love their children and want them to be happy, even if the life the kid lives isn't the one the parents would have chosen for him.

 

[Mapo Tofu]

If Daniel's family is truly okay with all this then, well, I guess we know where he gets his inherent pussy nature from.

I don't think they 100% support them.
They just are able to not tell them to fuck off.
Which is something that most families do even with family members who they'd prefer for them to dissapear

 

[AnOminous]

Becky said Daniel’s sister is going to perform the ceremony. It’s not a real religious ceremony, it’s poly idiots on a farm pretending to have a Jewish ceremony and butchering it because they can’t have a legitimate one. So don’t try to determine the legality because there’s nothing official about this. There’s no rabbi in the world that would enable Becky and her cuck’s degeneracy.

So they're committing a blasphemous rite appropriating other people's religion.

Very Jewish our Becky is. Why not do some Thule Society rituals too?

 

[Directing]

I have a question as I don't know about Germany, but I know that in some other continental European countries it is actually illegal and punishable by law to have a religious wedding ceremony without first having the secular wedding, this is mainly to guard against polygamy, forced marriages and child marriages. This also means that religious leaders are generally unwilling to perform such a wedding. Is this also the case in Germany? Because that might explain why they went from having a rabbi to having one of his sisters do the ceremony. It would also mean that they are doing something illegal, which while probably not being prosecuted or even found out about, if it is found out might prove problematic for his visa status

While it's not illegal, catholic/protestant churches won't do it and when it's done by some other religion/group you don't get any legal benefits.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Instead of referring to Becky as being poly we should just call her a bigamist like the conservative/crazy Mormons and sister-wives crap. She’s literally no different.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Considering how Daniel treats Becky's parents. I would imagine his parents just know him well enough to accept what he's doing - even if it's not their cup of tea. That said we've never really had any indication Daniels family has any strong feelings about his choice and don't know that it much matters. Note that Becky's parents seemingly don't get an invite

At the end of the day the whole thing is just an extension of playing house. Symbolic sure, but it's not like they really take on any new responsibility to one another that isn't *already* in place (it literally is "let's keep doing what we're doing for a indefinite period of time yay") and they can still walk away from the relationship with minimal repercussions if the issue arises.