Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AnOminous]

If he starts slipping, we'll only know when things actually get so bad he's thrown out.

Unless he goes from zero to total tard-out, he'll most likely bitch about persecution first somewhere along his slide toward madness.

Investigated it and yes, some tard just triple edited the page to add that, this afternoon in fact.

70.57.88.143 is a Qwest IP address, specifically 70-57-88-143.ksca.qwest.net. Probably some autist in Kansas.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Well that's just autistic. Please don't out-autist our lolcows.

May not have been us. Lucas is well known among several online communities and he (not sure if he still does) had a bunch of weirdos stalking him on Facebook.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Lucas is something of a lolcow among people that don't know what a lolcow is.

 

[Trainwreck]

Apparently it takes Lucas two days to clean one room. He doesn't even have a bathroom in his "apartment". I can't imagine having to share a bathroom with this pig.

 

[Bassomatic]

What a lazy animal. He owns nothing, there's nothing to clean, he's just a pig drowning in fast food wrappers and that takes 2 days to clean up?

Being where he's at I'm not 100% sure we want to say he's the grossest person there, but sharing bathrooms is bad enough, nigga is nearly 40 years old and has to wait his turn to make pee pee like a fucking 5 year old.

 

[mothman96]

Apparently it takes Lucas two days to clean one room. He doesn't even have a bathroom in his "apartment". I can't imagine having to share a bathroom with this pig.

His handlers put him where he belongs. In a small hot oven 1 room "apt". Back in Aug, he was having to put water into the freezer, and drink a glass of ice water every couple of hours just to stand the heat. Now come to find out he has to use a "communal" toilet/bath at the end of the hall. That explains why toilet paper was sitting on his table in several of his pictures. He has to go down the hall carrying his toilet paper. With the "aroma" of his farts and dumps, he likely turned the hallway toxic too.

What a lazy animal. He owns nothing, there's nothing to clean, he's just a pig drowning in fast food wrappers and that takes 2 days to clean up?

Being where he's at I'm not 100% sure we want to say he's the grossest person there, but sharing bathrooms is bad enough, nigga is nearly 40 years old and has to wait his turn to make pee pee like a fucking 5 year old.

As we all know, hygiene/cleanliness is not in his nature. Whatever he owns/is in his "apt"wallows in filth. I'm thinking, yea he'll go down the hall to take a dump, but he is just so nasty I wouldn't put it past him that if he needs to take a leak, he'll just point his dick into the "kitchen" sink.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Cleaning skills are on par with his cooking.

 

[Eddward]

Oh dear God, that mattress!

 

[Bassomatic]

I as many of us have been impoverished college students. Never would I or have I let my dumpy apartments look like that. Lucas doesn't even have a full class load he's got no job. There is 0 excuse none nada. he's a fucking disgusting person in every aspect to the point I'm almost impressed how his lack of dignity and sloth behavior can over lap. Frankly i still don't rule out he's not shaving himself.

he owns so little and doesn't care about it that is strange for someone who's been homeless the little you own is everything you have so you may not be able to care for it well but do what you can for upkeep.

honestly how low IQ he is and gross he is I really think this goes back to his perverse thinking. His child rape fantasy is all he thinks about every he's jacking off rambling on the net or stuffing his fat face.

He doesn't put an ounce into things outside of his insane goal of raping kids, fortunately he's really bad at it and not putting himself into a place where he could harm kids like buying rope and a panel van he just is sitting around farting abusing the dollar menu.

 

[mothman96]

A few days ago he twitted that he finally got sheets for his single sized mattress. He's been at Pioneer Pathway House for 2 months, blowing money on board games, sheets/calculator not a priority. Not that sheets will make any difference with Lucas. The sheets will end up a greasy, cruddy mess.

Well damn, he went private on his twitter again. He was asking for pointers on how to introduce himself to girls on campus.

 

[AnOminous]

Well damn, he went private on his twitter again. He was asking for pointers on how to introduce himself to girls on campus.

Probably how he will, at some future date, be legally required to introduce himself to neighbors in the future, by informing them that he's a sex offender.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Oh dear God, that mattress!

Probably so soaked with $65 porterhouse steak meat sweats and telomeres that it's permanently squishy and damp.

 

[Bassomatic]

Well damn, he went private on his twitter again. He was asking for pointers on how to introduce himself to girls on campus.

He has a social phobia, this won't work out at all. For the best of all.

Also it's an over running issue in all loveshy/incel/beta etc thinking you have to have a line or a pick up. No, women are human see someone, smile say hi offer your hand to shake. Small talk and boom. Trust me unlike Lucas, I was a total slut in college and notched my bed to the point it was structrually unsound.

I'm not shocked Lucas thinks or feels he needs a magic word or saying some "got ya" that will woo any woman he wants. It's almost like a "male feminist" views women as items and saying an open sesame, makes them put out. Not that women are humans with different likes and feelings, thoughts and needs as well as desires. Out of the nearly 4 billion women in the world, amazingly enough not one would want to be with someone who's infected with MRSA, obese, a pedo, slob, bigot. While he has got his dick wet, that's not something anyone wanted but it fell into place.

 

[Garfieldchu]

But he put leftovers with a side of telomeres research in styrofoam containers all over the city and melts cheese onto cucumbers. His scientific breakthroughs will pave the way for socialized pussy. If that doesn't entitle someone, what possibly could?

 

[Telomayonnaise]

If that doesn't entitle someone, what possibly could?

MRSA

 

[Dread First]

Lucas in a recovery apartment complex... with a communal bathroom. Oh dear Lord, you know what this means. His MRSA has already infected the entire building as did his toxic odour.

 

[Trainwreck]

This is his brainstorming English assignment. Sigh. What a shitshow for that poor teacher.

"My English class is set to start on an autobiographical essay on animal nature. The assignment due Monday is to brainstorm 20 topics and 20 ideas within that topic."

 

[mothman96]

This is his brainstorming English assignment. Sigh. What a shitshow for that poor teacher.

"My English class is set to start on an autobiographical essay on animal nature. The assignment due Monday is to brainstorm 20 topics and 20 ideas within that topic."

Leave it to Lucas, he's making his insanity into a class assignment.

 

[Particle Bored]

This is his brainstorming English assignment. Sigh. What a shitshow for that poor teacher.

"My English class is set to start on an autobiographical essay on animal nature. The assignment due Monday is to brainstorm 20 topics and 20 ideas within that topic."

Just what every teacher wants to see when their new batch of 300lb 38-yr-old freshman turn in their autobiographical brainstorm... “eight [scribblescribblescribble] psychotic breaks in two years.”

 

[AmpleApricots]

He's even got the manic handwriting of a crazy person.