Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread - Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

If you really had to who would you sex?


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Ya know what, fuck it. I'm just gonna:
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Lol. And how long did you think it would take for the farms to dox some unrelated rando in its autistic fervor for vigilante justice? Im suprised it took this long. Good job
 
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Ya know what, fuck it. I'm just gonna:
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I sincerely don't get this criticism. It would be one thing to claim faildoxing if we were sperging on this ice cream parlor, plants, and insects while we knew other, more reliable information. However, we don't really have anything on this guy, because SnakeThing didn't give us much of anything to work with. Woof mentions messaging ST from a new account, where is that chat log? I mean, the logs in general are exported so improperly that we're missing tons of video content from Woof that were sent as animations instead of videos.

What should we have done?
 
So I went to some bakeries and cafes in my area and ask about the cake in the photo and it turns out that I was wrong.

It's a cheesecake, btw


Currently, I am still looking into desert stores in Southeastern US that sold both cake and ice cream rather than only ice cream parlors. Will get back if I found the match

I should have chosen my word carefully before posting because this is seriously embarrassing.
 
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Hey guys, so I have been sitting back and watching this thread deteriorate from dog fucking to faildoxing and frankly, I don't know which is more embarrassing and mortifying considering the consistency at which you people fail to follow through with even the most basic of doxing protocol. You idiots have been sitting here trying to publicly dox ice cream for days, but alas, all we have is a fuckton of failure. I cannot tolerate this shit on a site that I admin anymore. Let me tell you a short story. We had a faggot here, @Derp Potato, who went ahead and just pulled the trigger on anyone that he thought could even plausibly be the doxing target. THIS ASSHOLE GOT SIX DOXES WRONG! SIX!!! But he still didn't embarrass himself as much as you people have brought collective shame on the farms with this exceptional bullshit the past week.
Also you tards are publicly naming the people who you want to go after. Do you think that there is no one lurking to warn people about this? And when you faildox, all you do is show them what vulnerabilities to cover before the actual people who can gather fucking content get around to this shitshow. You inhibit the ability to collect content when you do this shit.. YOU'VE FAILED TO CATCH THE FISH FOR DAYS BUT YOU STILL CAST THE LINE IN PUBLIC. You've turned the task into a public, tedious embarrassment. He could give you his Facebook. Post his license. He's like teflon to you people.
Listen. If you exceptional individuals cannot collectively dox this asshole, then maybe its time to quit. Why are you not taking this shit to PM chains? Why are you posting it in public? Basic Doxing 101 says you gather all you can then drop it all. Why? Because they know better than you where they hang out and they will cover their tracks with a click of a mouse. Once you post, the race is on for you to gather all you can before they notice and begin deleting and locking down. How is this difficult to figure out? You know what? From now on, the policy is if you wanna pull this bullshit you can get the fuck off the site. We're gonna start banning faildoxers because you ruin the flow and cultivation of content with this trash.
Don't be a disappointment.
I mean, this is kind of expected considering all the attention metekor and the killstream is giving this site. It was only a matter of time before newfags came and fuck it up.

A quick tip to any newfag lurkers out there who want to be "proactive :story:" about this lolcow. There are plenty of other people on this site that are good and much better at it. So do what 90% the rest of do:
Sit back, watch, and laugh (or in this case be completely mortified at this horrendous shitshow).

EDIT: Read back at some post, did we just get raided by a group of 4chan autist? Because this the only group of people I know who are that autistic about innocuous and absurd details like fucking fireants and ice cream parlors holy shit. Either that or we are dealing with some literal children who are trying to dox for the first time :story:. Either way this is fucking entertaining.
 
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So I went through the Woof logs completely again, trying to pick up stuff that might have been missed and to summarize things a bit. God have mercy on my soul.

  • Woof's main account used to be "Warg" before some leak occured with him and Kero's boyfriend. Considering he calls it his main account and the other account is one of the main handles of Kero online, this name might be much more of an identifier for this guy than fucking Woof.
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  • Kero's boyfriend and Warg/Woof were close friends, and were even planning to meet. Warg/Woof brings it up several times and also talks about his involvement in their differen groups. This probably also implies Warg/Woof does not live close to where Kero's boyfriend used to live. Here's everything about that guy that is currently known, to my knowledge.
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  • People keep claiming Warg works as an electrician. The only mention of electricity work I can find is this, which literally could mean anything from actual electrician work to replacing a fucking printer. Or am I missing something?
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  • Same for "no internet", which seems to be bullshit - he even seems to upload larger files overnight several times. There was only once instance where he had no internet, on the 30th of May 2018.
  • Warg/Woof has a red fox fursona. This is mentioned twice in the logs, once by himself and once by Levi. It is also at least implied he might not own a fursuit, which would match up with the impression of him not actively attending cons.
  • A screenshot of Firefox in Spanish was posted by Warg/Woof, implying he is a native Spanish speaker.
  • Warg/Woof claims twice to live somewhere with Eastern Time. He typically is up/messages Levi first around 7-8am, leaves work around 5pm-7pm and seems to get home typically a lot later around 9pm to 10pm (both log pairs are from the same day each, he mentions a gap of 3-4 hours between finishing work and getting home as well as 5pm being before he gets home). Based on this, I doubt he is lying about his time zone, which would seem way too elaborate considering he also sent Levi videos with his face at the same time and planned to meet up with another furfag RL.
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  • He mentions watching a sunset on the coast ("sea") once on a weekend, i.e. not a place he would commune to on his way to work.
  • A previous leak involving some guy called "Muddy" seems to have further logs on Warg/Woof. I tried to find something on this, but so far failed - any clues what this even might have been and if log files are publicly available?
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  • A bit of a stretch, but besides the previous electricity outage, it also rained at Warg's/Woof's place around 8pm on the 28th of May.
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  • Lastly, considering he has an editor for his "creations", he probably is not very active as a creator on FA and other websites, and does not know how to use those tools properly - which is again a bit of a stretch.

I already tried to match up some data, so far without success or a clear lead.

So, since you guys could not get in contact with the god damn leakers when the thread was locked, I decided to.
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So any info that could pretain to his ID is in there.

Could you upload the zips on the other two guys that have not been posted here yet (Jace Sheperd and Pakyto Dingo)?
 
What should we have done?
This is the funniest post I've seen on this site
So, since you guys could not get in contact with the god damn leakers when the thread was locked, I decided to.
What makes you think that you're entitled to a legion of kiwis to just flood this dude's dms? If you want something done do it and don't expect thanks
Currently, I am still looking into desert stores in Southeastern US...
unbelievable :story:
 
So I went to some bakeries and cafes in my area and ask about the cake in the photo and it turns out that I was wrong.

It's a cheesecake, btw

Currently, I am still looking into desert stores in Southeastern US that sold both cake and ice cream rather than only ice cream parlors. Will get back if I found the match
You're more likely to dox yourself doing this retarded shit, keep it up though we'll all be watching.
 
So I went to some bakeries and cafes in my area and ask about the cake in the photo and it turns out that I was wrong.

It's a cheesecake, btw

Currently, I am still looking into desert stores in Southeastern US that sold both cake and ice cream rather than only ice cream parlors. Will get back if I found the match
I'm not letting you delete this post about the time you bothered your local baker about a cake you misidentified on the internet in order to find a person who fucks dogs.
 
So I went to some bakeries and cafes in my area and ask about the cake in the photo and it turns out that I was wrong.

It's a cheesecake, btw

Currently, I am still looking into desert stores in Southeastern US that sold both cake and ice cream rather than only ice cream parlors. Will get back if I found the match
How retarded are you?
 
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