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I'm not really sure how much of a shit the world would give if an actual war between the USA and Iran began tomorrow, but it's unlikely the Iranians will be pushovers, especially since their country isn't really third world tier despite their insanely brutal theocracy and all of those sanctions. Toppling Afghanistan and Iraq was easy because both the Taliban and Saddam Hussein regimes had very little to nothing when it came to organizational structure or reliable allies, nevermind that Iraq was never even close to recovering from its own war with Iran in the 80's or the Gulf fuckfest of 1990.

I doubt Russia or China will do much to assist Iran or take formal stances, since they barely have self-control of their own domestic affairs, let alone the flimsy attempts at starting their respective wannabe colonist empires.
 
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in the 80s, the US didn't get much from arming other Afghanistan besides pissing in the USSR's eye.


So they get stomped, but it's slightly more of a challenge.

And the US is dragged into 20 year war money fire policing a bunch of backwards camel fuckers to try to keep them from killing each other instead of a 10 year one.

War with Iran would be quick, but costly. And just not worth the cost.

:sperg: They have a functional air defense system, and somewhat more worrying for the US, a lot of it is based on guns not missiles, which care a lot less about stealth and electronic warfare. You also have to be concerned that they probably have at least one nuclear weapon, or would be able to get one in short order thanks to Obama grabbing his ankles to kiss their their feet while he took it up the ass on his Iran "deal"*.

There are additional regional political issues to consider: Iran counterbalances Saudi Arabia, removing that weight will cause regional chaos. Iran's "supreme leader" is a religious figure, dealing with him would be a politcial nightmare no matter how you play it out.

*The nightmare scenario isn't Iran using it on ground troops, but using a submersible or kamikaze bomber (or have terrorists put it on a hijacked flight) to use it as a mine under the support fleet. Google Bikini Atoll.
 
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Seeing this makes me think that less people will show up than 2016.

I don't understand why Pedowood and the shitlib establishment thinks these "get out the vote" meme encouragements are effective, because I don't think there has been a single instance of them successfully meddling in an election to favor Dems, even back when the internet was still in it's infancy.

Anyway, I still enjoy the overwhelmingly critical comments in that video.
 
I don't understand why Pedowood and the shitlib establishment thinks these "get out the vote" meme encouragements are effective, because I don't think there has been a single instance of them successfully meddling in an election to favor Dems, even back when the internet was still in it's infancy.

Anyway, I still enjoy the overwhelmingly critical comments in that video.
And what if people get out and vote Republican?
 
As bad as this newest wave of celebrity "Go out and vote Democrat" ads are we can still take solace in the fact that none of them will ever top the utter cringefest that was "Avengers4Hillary".
Like I don't think anything could ever be as bad that was.

Give it time, they'll put out one even more cringe inducing than this one, I'm sure.
 
Seeing this makes me think that less people will show up than 2016.
The GRRM appearance was probably the cringiest of all, what with the seething "grrr Im Angery" serious face combined with his typical silly hat, ascot, and shiny vest. It's amazing how someone who writes a whole series about political games and how people manipulate others for power is incapable of figuring out that Trump has been playing them for unhinged reactions from the beginning, or understanding how off-putting shit like this is to the vast majority of people.

He's also more of a joke at this point than a real celebrity, largely known as that guy that's broken like a dozen deadlines already and in all possibility may never finish his books because he's too lazy to just do it already. Just having him present at all automatically doubles the lol factor.
 
As bad as this newest wave of celebrity "Go out and vote Democrat" ads are we can still take solace in the fact that none of them will ever top the utter cringefest that was "Avengers4Hillary".
Like I don't think anything could ever be as bad that was.
Never underestimate liberal Hollywood's ability to embarrass themselves and their potential audience.

Besides, it's not even the presidential election yet. They'll trip over themselves trying to shill for the DNC by then.
 
Imagine Iraq, but this time the opposition is actually competent, armed with the best tech they could import from russia and china (And that Russia and China would allow to be exported), and you've got a bunch of nations willing to offer them some form of help (mostly soft help) in order to piss on the US. Also they're Persians, not Arabs, and completely convinced there is a difference.
LOL. In a stand up war with known emplacements the US utterly crushes pretty much anyone, excepting probably russia. The problem the US has is that it doesn't want to just kill everyone after dismantling the government and military, so either you leave a big power vacuum or you babysit murderous tribes (or you just kill everyone, but we don't like to be that evil)

Iraq's military was nothing. It might as well have not existed. If the US knows where the target is, the target is dead. Soldiers with weapons are irrelevant.
 
LOL. In a stand up war with known emplacements the US utterly crushes pretty much anyone, excepting probably russia. The problem the US has is that it doesn't want to just kill everyone after dismantling the government and military, so either you leave a big power vacuum or you babysit murderous tribes (or you just kill everyone, but we don't like to be that evil)

Iraq's military was nothing. It might as well have not existed. If the US knows where the target is, the target is dead. Soldiers with weapons are irrelevant.
Iran can make nukes though.

Pakistan also has them.

As well as Russia, China, and (as of yet) North Korea.
 
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I thought Israel having nukes was unconfirmed.

There's a movie I don't recall its title, but this exchange from it stuck in my head:

"I want no more part in this. I'm leaving."
"On two broken legs?"
"My legs aren't bro--Oh. Oh, I see."

There's not a direct threat that could be acted on legally, but the implication is there. Israel's nuclear arsenal is like that: They may or may not have them, but do you really want to risk it if they do?
 
Yeah if things get nuclear conventional warfare stuff doesn't matter as much I guess. I mean if somehow iran and the US got in a war where iran was using nukes...

Well, if iran used nukes defensively... that just seems like a really bad idea... I don't know what happens, but I don't see how iran gets to continue as a nation after that.
If they used nukes offensively... they would be erased from the globe. Obviously it would be horrible if the US got nuked, but it's not as if the response would be surrender.
 
I thought Israel having nukes was unconfirmed.

It is all but confirmed they have nukes, or at least all the components for nukes. What they do lack is the current infrastructure to produce more; they have "research" labs that could be quickly converted to producing fissionable material at levels that aren't particularly high, but enough to build a weapon.

LOL. In a stand up war with known emplacements the US utterly crushes pretty much anyone, excepting probably russia. The problem the US has is that it doesn't want to just kill everyone after dismantling the government and military, so either you leave a big power vacuum or you babysit murderous tribes (or you just kill everyone, but we don't like to be that evil)

Iraq's military was nothing. It might as well have not existed. If the US knows where the target is, the target is dead. Soldiers with weapons are irrelevant.

Eh, sort of.

Final G-Psperg post on this:
When I say invading Iran would be more costly than invading Iraq, to be fair this is like saying something will cost more than something at Dollar Tree. But that doesn't mean the US won't get some pretty serious scrapes if it went toe-to-toe with Iran.

In 2003,Iraq's defense infrastructure had never recovered from Gulf War I, which at the time was also in bad shape from getting pounded by Iran in the Iran/Iraq war. The US had air supremacy from the get-go and air dominance in a matter of hours. Iraq also had significant internal issues due to minority rule, and they couldn't risk redeploying too much of their military to the border because they needed to keep the south under control.

Iran, by contrast, had been on the upswing when the Iran/Iraq war was finally stopped by all of the proxy players agreeing to stop playing. They have intact defensive sites, which they have been upgrading as best they can with help from Russia/China, doubly so since Obama cucked under. They also have a better airforce than Iraq, in that they have planes that fly. (Apparently the planes & pilots are good, but they are a few generations behind on missles, EW, and avionics). So at the start, the US will have air superority, and it would probably take a few days to get air supremacy. Air Dominance might not be achieved at time scales that matter because of the nature of Iran's defenses. Iran is also not exactly restive, but the ruling group is the majority. They won't be hamstrung by internal conflicts, and also have a large civil force they can use to keep the feistier regions under control in the event of invasion.

Iran will know the invasion is coming, and they'll have quite some time to be ready, and have a good idea exactly where it will come from. Iraq has several hundred miles of desert it shares with Saudi Arabia who allowed the US to stage there. Iraq had no access to private satellite data, so while they knew the US was coming they didn't know exactly where or exactly when. Iraq won't let us stage from them. Pakistan won't. Afghanistan...lol, they might be willing but they don't control the border regions. The only country bordering Iran who might let the US stage troops would be Armenia, but they might not want to be involved. It would probably come down to if Russia really wants to stop the invasion or not (if they do, they apply political pressure and Armenia would cave. They don't...Armenia might allow themselves to be used as a support base for invasion, and the dollars that brings). Saudi Arabia is also questionable, even though they would benefit from it immensely. See, here's the thing. Even just regular ol' nuclear bombs change the equation. No one wants to be next to Iran and be a valid nuke target.

So invasion will be from the gulf, maybe some paratroops from Afghanistan. Iran will have warning, and they will know, or have a good idea, where the target will be, so they will have the ability to deploy as much of their military there as possible. They won't be able to stop it with their conventional arsenal, but they will be able to make it costly to get off the beaches. It wouldn't be like Iraq where you lose a handful of vehicles and a couple of supply convoys who took a left at the white donkey, and have 2-3 battles that are better than orderly withdraws by the enemy. Its going to be proper fighting, even if Iran is being pushed back constantly. They have a bunch of fanatics. Just read up about the later stages of the Iraq/Iran war, especially about the Martyr Brigades.

Even if Iran doesn't use their nukes,the US will lose aircraft. Ships will get damaged - possibly lost. possibly while loaded with soldiers. There will be a high day-0 body count. Minus someone forcing the US to limit the use of airpower (lol), even if Iran is dedicated to fighting to the very last, the war would be over in days or weeks. Even forgetting the monetary and human cost of rebuilding, it just won't be worth it. And that's really Iran's whole strategy.

tl;dr
Save the world, glass the middle east
 
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