UN Gay penguins 'kidnap' chick from straight parents at Denmark zoo

Gay penguins 'kidnap' chick from straight parents at Denmark zoo
A gay penguin couple "kidnapped" a chick at Denmark’s Odense Zoo while the baby’s parents went for a swim, according to a zookeeper.

A gay penguin couple "kidnapped" a chick at Denmark’s Odense Zoo while the baby’s parents went for a swim, according to a zookeeper.

The zookeeper, Sandie Hedgegard Munck, said the gay penguins wanted to be parents and likely thought the chick’s mom and dad were being neglectful, according to Denmark broadcaster DR.

"The parents disappeared, and the kid was simply kidnapped," Munck said, noting she thinks the negligence was on the part of the father in the straight penguin couple.

"I know that the female is very caring for the kid, and she is also very aggressive to us animal lovers if we get too close to the chick," Munck explained in Danish. "I think the female had been out to get her bath, and then it had been the male's turn to care for the kid. He may have then left, and then the [gay] couple had thought, 'It's a pity, we'll take it.'"

The zoo was reportedly going to let the gay penguins keep the baby if the parents did not come looking for it but, after a day, they eventually confronted the gay couple, and the baby was returned to its biological parents.

The penguin "fight" was caught on camera and posted to Facebook by the Odense Zoo.

After observing the caring nature of the gay couple, Munck told DR, she decided to give them a second chance at parenthood. She gave the two male penguins an egg from a female penguin who would not be able to take care of it.

This is not the first time gay penguins have made the news. Back in 2004 — in an article titled "Love That Dare Not Squeak Its Name" — The New York Times published an article about Roy and Silo, a couple who began their relationship in 1998 at New York’s Central Park Zoo.

The zoo’s staff observed the male penguins engaged in mating rituals, including entwining their necks and sharing mating calls with each other. The pair were also observed trying to hatch a rock as if it were an egg, which led the zoo to give the couple their own egg, which successfully hatched and was named "Tango." Their story was made into a children’s book in 2005 titled "And Tango Makes Three."

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc...ap-chick-straight-parents-denmark-zoo-n913611

Gay penguins are best penguins.

The pair were also observed trying to hatch a rock as if it were an egg,

They're dumb af tho
 
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The zookeeper, Sandie Hedgegard Munck, said the gay penguins wanted to be parents and likely thought the chick’s mom and dad were being neglectful, according to Denmark broadcaster DR.

"The parents disappeared, and the kid was simply kidnapped," Munck said, noting she thinks the negligence was on the part of the father in the straight penguin couple.

Yeah... or they're just animals and they are following a custodial instinct with no thought at all for the biological parent penguins.

Why did they have to include this nonsense? Because saying something like "kidnapped" in relation to gay penguin might get social media SocJus fags angry? (That was rhetorical, I know the answer.)
 
The whole tone of this article is just freaking weird. They humanize the penguins so much. It sounds like...well, it sounds like Chris-Chan talking about his delusional multiverse.

On another level, that anthropomorphism disturbs me, because it implies that the writer thinks it's good if authorities permit gays to abduct and keep children who aren't tethered to their parents at all times, and that the only recourse mothers should have to this is vigilantism.
 
Penguins have been known to pull abduction plots.

Also, unfortunate shifter placement.
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Yeah... or they're just animals and they are following a custodial instinct with no thought at all for the biological parent penguins.

Why did they have to include this nonsense? Because saying something like "kidnapped" in relation to gay penguin might get social media SocJus fags angry? (That was rhetorical, I know the answer.)
I want more articles of this style to gently and unrealistically explain animal behavior. Like when rabbits eat their own shit, or twin sharks try to kill each other in utero
 
Yeah... or they're just animals and they are following a custodial instinct with no thought at all for the biological parent penguins.

Why did they have to include this nonsense? Because saying something like "kidnapped" in relation to gay penguin might get social media SocJus fags angry? (That was rhetorical, I know the answer.)

Gay swans steal eggs too. They pull a scam where one of them impregnates a female. Then when she lays the eggs they chase her away and raise the babies. I'm sure that this has already been used as an example of using a surrogate even though the swans steal the eggs and it's not consensual adoption.

There's probably some biological reason for same sex animal couples stealing babies. Maybe there aren't enough females to go around or the males aren't desirable for some reason. So their instinct to raise young can't be fulfilled. They pair up with other males and steal young in order to placate this.
 
There's probably some biological reason for same sex animal couples stealing babies. Maybe there aren't enough females to go around or the males aren't desirable for some reason. So their instinct to raise young can't be fulfilled. They pair up with other males and steal young in order to placate this.

Yeah. I'm sure there's an evolutionary explanation behind the behavior.

I just hate how everything is politicized for the benefit of the tabloid "news" media and the stupidest of consumers. The gay penguins aren't trying to save a neglected baby from parents they disprove of, for fuck's sake.
 
Penguins steal chicks all the time. The parental instinct is so strong for them that it becomes overwhelming for any adult that doesn't have a chick or loses one. It isn't even about being gay or straight.

I still want to throw these fagbirds off a roof though, PBUH
 
Gay swans steal eggs too. They pull a scam where one of them impregnates a female. Then when she lays the eggs they chase her away and raise the babies. I'm sure that this has already been used as an example of using a surrogate even though the swans steal the eggs and it's not consensual adoption.

There's probably some biological reason for same sex animal couples stealing babies. Maybe there aren't enough females to go around or the males aren't desirable for some reason. So their instinct to raise young can't be fulfilled. They pair up with other males and steal young in order to placate this.
so, incel penguins?
 
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