Zaryiu
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FTFY, he micromanaged the making the making of Other M so hard he was legit looking over everyon shoulder to bitch if they did anything different than what he wanted even with the gameplayReally good mentions in here.
Samus (Before Sakomoto ruined her) is pretty high up there. But as far as my list of favorite it pretty much coincide with my list of waifus ;P
But protagonist I hate? Oh boy... Well we can start with Other M Samus (THE BABY! THE BABY! THE BABY!)
Aiden Pierce, AKA, I'm so mad that my crossing over some people got my niece killed. Really fucking hard to sympathize with somebody who's entire fate is because he screwed people over. I'm supposed to feel bad? That you're on a revenge killing spree because somebody took revenge on you. Two wrongs don't make a right! Also, how many other people's nieces did you kill by hacking those traffic lights and causing 10+ car pileups?
New Lara: I'm one of the few people who think she looked better than the original (Altho she really seems to get plainer looking with each game). But everything else, god, she has so much daddy issues. You know she's going to end up some 50+ dude's cum dumpster. Gotta work those daddy issues! I can't believe she's still going on about this shit in the third game OMG CHARACTERS GROW!!!!
Gordon Freeman. That's right! Come at me, I'll fight you! There are place where a silent protagonist works. Half-life did because at that time, protagonists in FPS did not generally speak. Sin's dude was one of the few exceptions. But playing HL2 which has such an emphasis on story, and to just be this sap who seems to have no will of his own, just doing what everybody else tells him to do. I know he's supposed to be a vehicle for the player and it would have been fine if I didn't see him get elevated to such a god status by the nerds. Presented like such a badass and stuff. He's a MIT nerd, I always figured his experience in HL was a harrowing one. Not one he comes back from all badass and shit.
Sonic, he's responsible for so many god damn furries.
I could keep going but I'm gonna blow a vein at this rate.