Are there a disproportionate amount of lolcows from the South?

[Slap47]

Southern society has always been extremely dysfunctional. To put it simply, the elites hoarded power and fueled racial and class divides to distract people.

A work ethic wasn't created with much of the population since people were basically sharecroppers who worked in miserable conditions and their diet has always been unhealthy. Even without factoring in soul food, they've always had a diet of sugar and processed food.

You either got retarded stupid fats like Boogie or privileged rich shits like Brianna Wu who just need distractions to keep living.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Where they were regularly living when they first became known/did the bulk of their shit.
Perhaps note their place of birth in the entry.

fair
i feel like place of birth is relevant--maybe especially for trannies, since they like to move around. thinking right now of colt seidman, who lives in chicago, but is from georgia originally.

 

[ToMyMaster]

fair
i feel like place of birth is relevant--maybe especially for trannies, since they like to move around. thinking right now of colt seidman, who lives in chicago, but is from georgia originally.

Seems like if you tally the states up like this, you STILL end up with a lot of lolcows who were originally from the south. knew i was onto something. a small note by their name should be sufficient anyway

What I have for my own state so far.

Pennsylvania

Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
Kero the Wolf
Alex Mauer
Tracy Lynn

 

[Sperglord Dante]

We need an "American lolcows by state" map/list to determine this. Seems like for the South, Florida (duh) and Virginia dominate.

That would be pretty cool actually. Maybe tally up all the ones in featured threads and go from there?

I second the motion. Though I expect it to mirror current U.S. population trends

 

[ToMyMaster]

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Can't know until you test it out. Multiple users have noticed a trend with the south as well

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

It might be an audial phenomenon. Various flavors of southern accent are instantly identifiable, while most other regional accents tend to be milder and harder to peg just on a casual listen. There's some exceptions, of course, like New York, but I think that's generally true- midwesterners, in particular, tend to get lost in the shuffle.

 

[Cake Farts]

Seems like if you tally the states up like this, you STILL end up with a lot of lolcows who were originally from the south. knew i was onto something. a small note by their name should be sufficient anyway

What I have for my own state so far.

Pennsylvania

Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
Kero the Wolf
Alex Mauer
Tracy Lynn

Don’t forget Abby Brown

 

[Terrorist]

Eh, not really that I can tell. Always seemed like they were more clustered on the eastern seaboard (which includes the southeast) and the midwest to me. California itself is one giant lolcow at this point so it all balances out.

 

[millais]

At one point there was actually an epidemiological/public health basis for the common stereotype of the Forrest Gump/Bubba-type "good ol' boy" dumbass that populated the rural American South. Basically, until the latter half of the 20th century, the vast majority of Southerners irrespective of race could not afford shoes, so as a result of walking around barefoot in fields fertilized with human waste for much of their childhood/early adulthood, they had a high incidence of parasitic worm infection that manifested neurologically in mental retardation. But after the Second World War, shoe distribution initiatives generally stamped out this problem in the post-war generations of Southern youths.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I take it you're a southerner.

The only good southerner is Donut Operator. Look him up on Youtube.

Can't know until you test it out. Multiple users have noticed a trend with the south as well

Y'all best be taking this back.

Cows are pretty spread out. The Mideast (((America))) seems to have the largest concentration.

 

[ToMyMaster]

Anybody else up for doing a lolcows by state thing?

 

[Slap47]

Anybody else up for doing a lolcows by state thing?

The arbitrary definition of lolcow makes that difficult.

Alot of Californian cows seem to get a pass for whatever reason.

 

[ToMyMaster]

The arbitrary definition of lolcow makes that difficult.

Alot of Californian cows seem to get a pass for whatever reason.

Any person with a thread should count. Obviously.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

The arbitrary definition of lolcow makes that difficult.

Alot of Californian cows seem to get a pass for whatever reason.

With California, the noise-to-signal ratio is off the charts.

 

[Diabeetus]

I'm sure there's someone autistic enough to make a chart that illustrates where in America every lolcow lives. That would really help.

 

[Gorillagorillagorilla]

How about in other countries in other parts of the world. I expect most lolcows to be found in North America, Europe, and maybe Australia and East Asia.

 

[Slap47]

How about in other countries in other parts of the world. I expect most lolcows to be found in North America, Europe, and maybe Australia and East Asia.

Obviously India wins. It has the sheer population and cultural insanity to make that obvious. Perhaps China too.

The heart of the question is what about a culture or geography makes a lolcow. Per capita is how you answer the heart of the question.

 

[Regu]

Obviously India wins. It has the sheer population and cultural insanity to make that obvious. Perhaps China too.

The heart of the question is what about a culture or geography makes a lolcow. Per capita is how you answer the heart of the question.

If we filter by a ratio of lolcows to population, then i'm pretty sure Finland wins. The people there are fucking insane.

 

[ToMyMaster]

How about in other countries in other parts of the world. I expect most lolcows to be found in North America, Europe, and maybe Australia and East Asia.

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. I'm still working on PA lolcows right now.
I'll make a thread if there's enough interest.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I'm sure there's someone autistic enough to make a chart that illustrates where in America every lolcow lives. That would really help.

I thought Kiwifarms was autists making fun of other autists, why isn't this chart a thing?

Obviously India wins. It has the sheer population and cultural insanity to make that obvious. Perhaps China too.

The heart of the question is what about a culture or geography makes a lolcow. Per capita is how you answer the heart of the question.

Sure there's a lot of Indian lolcows, but "giv bobs n vagene" gets boring and samey after a while.

If we filter by a ratio of lolcows to population, then i'm pretty sure Finland wins. The people there are fucking insane.

Your average metal band isn't full of lolcows, and I don't think Finland wins on anything else (Sweden wins for free gibs, Russia wins for alcoholism and suicide, etc.). How many Finnish lolcows are listed here anyway, aside from maybe Greta Martela/TLL Ogre who is Finnish American?