Are there a disproportionate amount of lolcows from the South?

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Your average metal band isn't full of lolcows, and I don't think Finland wins on anything else (Sweden wins for free gibs, Russia wins for alcoholism and suicide, etc.). How many Finnish lolcows are listed here anyway, aside from maybe Greta Martela/TLL Ogre who is Finnish American?

You don't understand, they're not tradional lolcows sure but they're fucking insane regardless. How could you possibly call a country in where most of the population lives in rural areas and stockpiles winter war era munitions in their shed sane? The urban folk there are just slightly more incomprehensible gopniks with less violence. One could argue that the country itself is a lolcow.

The only reason we don't have more Finnish lolcows is because few of us speaks Finnish and the ones who do are used to their insanity.