Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix - How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

Is Erik a paedo?

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Wakko Warner said:
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Oh, I know part of this one. The hand thing is a lollipop. They have a flexible looped stick so young children won't choke on them as easily as regular lollipops. I don't know how often kids manage to choke on lollipops, but apparently enough.
 
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Wakko Warner said:
After seeing so much of Jessica in his art (including the last picture above), I'm wondering if anyone knows which Sylvanian Families episode she appears in, being that we did find Penny's.
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It wasn't hard to find, somebody actually uploaded all 13 episodes of Sylvanian Families. Jessica is in the first part of the episode below (in my opinion Jessica's episode was actually worse than the one featuring Penny).

In case any newcomers to the thread want to see Penny's episode as well since it was so long ago I'll include that one as well.
 
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MysticMisty said:
It wasn't hard to find, somebody actually uploaded all 13 episodes of Sylvanian Families. Jessica is in the first part of the episode below (in my opinion Jessica's episode was actually worse than the one featuring Penny).

In case any newcomers to the thread want to see Penny's episode as well since it was so long ago I'll include that one as well.
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Thanks a lot! You know, now that I think about it, Erik mentioned the title of the segment with Jessica in one of his song parodies and I just thought it was a description of the character when I read it.

And he has a new cartoon-related obsession: editing Caillou screencaps to add what he thinks Caillou would be saying in those images. Maybe he's starting to like Caillou now?
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Just to note something here, Child World didn't exist when Caillou was made. The show premiered in 1997 and that store shut down a few years prior.
 
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fenny said:
Oh, I know part of this one. The hand thing is a lollipop. They have a flexible looped stick so young children won't choke on them as easily as regular lollipops. I don't know how often kids manage to choke on lollipops, but apparently enough.
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The actual brand is called Saf-T-Pops, I think they patented the design so they're the only company who can sell them. The banks where I used to live in the 1990's had bowls of them inside for kids and if I'm remembering right even earlier than that entire bags of them were given as prizes on the Bozo the Clown show. The latter could be where Taz saw them.
 
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Lolcows Anonymous said:
Hey guys. It's Lolcows Anonymous here. What really bothers me is as to why Erik constantly says that he's "an only child since 1984", when he has his sister Cassie, and was born in 1980? What's the reason? Had his actual siblings been sent to a foster home back in '84? If not, why else? To simply hide his so-called family matters?
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You know what bothers me? People who sperg the fuck out over Erik for no discernible reason.

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Lolcows Anonymous said:
Hey guys. It's Lolcows Anonymous here. What really bothers me is as to why Erik constantly says that he's "an only child since 1984", when he has his sister Cassie, and was born in 1980? What's the reason? Had his actual siblings been sent to a foster home back in '84? If not, why else? To simply hide his so-called family matters?
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Maybe 1984 is when Cassie moved out or went to college, and Cassie is older than him?
 
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Wakko Warner said:
Maybe 1984 is when Cassie moved out or went to college, and Cassie is older than him?
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If I had to guess, it's probably something to do with the fact he knows people (especially us) are watching him. Something he repeated a lot before his thread got made was that he'll never post personal about himself/his family, which I'm guessing he was told not to do, but it was too late or he didn't care and kept writing word salads about how much his sister's kids annoyed him.

At any rate, he did eventually realize he wasn't supposed to be posting all this information and rather than figure out how to delete it (he is obviously low functioning after all) he just started to repeat that he didn't willingly post all this shit. His reasoning is probably that if he says he doesn't do it, then people will believe he doesn't do it because he would if he was us.

Since we were able to find stuff related to his family (including his sister) this might just be the next step with his poor reasoning. If he says he doesn't have a sister, then we'll magically believe he doesn't have a sister. The 1984 thing probably just ties back into his autistic obsession with the 80's and the number four.
 
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In most personal information aggregator websites, Cassandra Mokracek from Waretown is said to be 35 years old (Birthday: 9/21/1983, to be exact)
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Here pictured with an (seemingly) unrelated girl called Emily Lette. Weirdly enough her name's mispelled as "Cassandro".

It doesn't add up to the report of her being older. Also, she's listed as a relative of the late Donald Mokracek, but not Erik. Which I find really strange. I tried to retrieve a definite proof of Cassandra and Erik's link, but I couldn't get any archived eulogy for Donald online.
However, I found interesting records about the properties they supposedly inhabit
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I willingly censored the residence's address, because who know what the Anti-Classix sperglords watching this thread could do? Erik and his family don't deserve the treatment Brad Jones' had with the #changethechannel backlash


If Erik's born in 1980 and his sister in 1983, it could explain a pathological jealousy, to the point he rejects the existence of his sister. Low functioning autist tend to behave like this sometimes.
Mind it, he was the center of attention and suddenly, a newborn steal it off of him. I kinda picture a coping mechanism wherein Erik attempts to relive and reenact indefinitely his happy days, where his parents wipped his shit smearing ass, after buying him off toys in Toys R us or Child World. The poor guy is such a shut in, that he probably thinks the stores his family used to take him to are still in business nowadays =/


EDIT: updated post.
 
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Atrahasis said:
I will continue to dig into the matter, but I don't expect to unearth anything unseen in this thread.
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I've already covered this here and here. I remember him directly referring to Cassandra as his sister, but I don't know where. Probably LiveJournal.

His obsession with calling himself an only child is something I don't recall seeing anything telling about.
 
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Atrahasis said:
If Erik's born in 1980 and his sister in 1983, it could explain a pathological jealousy, to the point he rejects the existence of his sister. Low functioning autist tend to behave like this sometimes.
Mind it, he was the center of attention and suddenly, a newborn steal it off of him. I kinda picture a coping mechanism wherein Erik attempts to relive and reenact indefinitely his happy days, where his parents wipped his shit smearing ass, after buying him off toys in Toys R us or Child World. The poor guy is such a shut in, that he probably thinks the stores his family used to take him to are still in business nowadays =/
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This could explain why he keeps saying "I am an only child" all the time. Like you said it's basically a coping mechanism for him, simply because he can't handle the situation of not being the center of attention around the household. Autistic people on the lower end of the spectrum generally don't like being put in a situation completely different from what they're used to on a daily basis. Judging by how much he utters this phrase, I doubt he's gotten over this.
 
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Or maybe he simply tries to hammer a blatant lie as truth, so that the mob lashing out on him leave his beloved ones alone, at least
I mean, @wes has a point. There's no tell which narrative is the correct one for sure. It'd be nice to find the livejournal mention. BTW, the OP also needs an update.
 
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