I don't know about you guys, but I am staying awake all night in anticipation of Vlogtober. Who can freakin' sleep?
This is why we are alive here on Earth in autumn, and we are mere hours away!!
While we wait with bated breath, I'd like to kill some time by addressing this:
I assure you, and swear upon all that is sacred and Holy and beloved to me, that I have not altered or retouched this picture in any manner whatsoever. It is a legit screen cap from her latest video at the 5:31 mark, give or take a millisecond.
For a moment, I was tempted to start rummaging through all her old vids to come up with dozens of examples of this strange phenomenon. Then, I thought, I'd rather clean the bathroom. So, you'll have to trust me when I say that this is a very frequent tic of hers. It happens most often at the start of a particularly heinous meal, but it can also happen in the middle of the most mundane ones too, as here. This is in fact the
second time in this very video that this happens.
Who fucking
does this?? How does she get her eyeballs so completely turned around backward in her head?!?
I found the "Shhh!" tic video to be disturbing and the stuff of nightmares. Particularly the last clip, in which a heavily made-up Chantal is sitting in her car at Arby's and her head and the side of her mouth twitch involuntarily and her eyes momentarily glaze over as she blurts out "shhh!". Then her mouth does another involuntary twitch, her eyes glaze again and gradually refocus as she utters "I said shhh!" Something about the way she spaces out and starts twitching gave me the creeps. It looks like something neurologically wrong with her.
This weird freakin' blank eye tic gives me the same creeps. Something is really misfiring in that beefy head of hers. A neuron firing shots in the dark after becoming overloaded with food sensation...
'nuff said. We now return you to VLOGTOBER, starting NOW on the East Coast. w00t!!