Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread - Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

[Orc Girls Make Due]

You can still eat the chicken afterwards, dummy.

Some people keep chickens as pets, dummy.

 

[HG 400]

Some people keep chickens as pets, dummy.

So fucking your pet to death is okay but eating it afterwards is somehow beyond the pale?

 

[SJ 485]

So fucking your pet to death is okay but eating it afterwards is somehow beyond the pale?

Yes, eating your own cum is gay, this is homosexuality 101.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

This fat dogfucker really needs to clean his room. Look at this mess. His room is full of animal themed stuff, anime, dust, garbage and dirty clothes strewn everywhere.

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[Hui]

So fucking your pet to death is okay but eating it afterwards is somehow beyond the pale?

KFC's original recipe is this.

 

[GS 281]

KFC's original recipe is this.

Colonel Sanders confirmed for Zoosadist.

Really though, Larry Flynt admitted to fucking chickens when he was a kid. Like I don't understand the logistics of chickenfucking but it sounds plausible that people would do it in rural areas of the country.

 

[MyMumBeatsMe]

This fat dogfucker really needs to clean his room. Look at this mess. His room is full of animal themed stuff, anime, dust, garbage and dirty clothes strewn everywhere.

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90% of furries' houses i've visited have been this bad. If not, worse.

 

[GS 281]

90% of furries' houses i've visited have been this bad. If not, worse.

why are you visiting the homes of furries?

 

[Squirrely]

why are you visiting the homes of furries?

For the FurPile! haha

 

[Hui]

why are you visiting the homes of furries?

Invite him over.

 

[Atrahasis]

So fucking your pet to death is okay but eating it afterwards is somehow beyond the pale?

:islamic: At any rate, the quran mentions nothing explicitly negative about bestiality which implies that zoophilia is a OK. As long as the dangalang is washed afterwards. Furries should convert to the religion of peace and tolerance, and massively migrate to Saudi Arabia to embrace their lifestyle fully


Sunan Abu Dawud 38:4449
The very next hadith states:
Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: There is no prescribed punishment for one who has sexual intercourse with an animal.

Commentary of Imam Al-Nawawi on the Hadith
Our companions have said that if the penile head has penetrated a woman's anus, or a man's anus, or an animal's vagina or its anus then it is necessary to wash whether the one being penetrated is alive or dead, young or old, whether it was done intentionally or absentmindedly, whether it was done willfully or forcefully.

Shia Islam goes an extra miles and recommend the animal to be killed afterwards, and the meat not to be sold to the denizens of the city (but it's fine to discount it to the neighbor location, lol)

 

[AnOminous]

:islamic: At any rate, the quran mentions nothing explicitly negative about bestiality which implies that zoophilia is a OK.

A OK would be halal. It's neither haram nor halal. I think in any decent religion, though, fucking a dead goat should be the equivalent of haram.

 

[GS 281]

:islamic: At any rate, the quran mentions nothing explicitly negative about bestiality which implies that zoophilia is a OK. As long as the dangalang is washed afterwards. Furries should convert to the religion of peace and tolerance, and massively migrate to Saudi Arabia to embrace their lifestyle fully


Sunan Abu Dawud 38:4449
The very next hadith states:
Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: There is no prescribed punishment for one who has sexual intercourse with an animal.

Commentary of Imam Al-Nawawi on the Hadith
Our companions have said that if the penile head has penetrated a woman's anus, or a man's anus, or an animal's vagina or its anus then it is necessary to wash whether the one being penetrated is alive or dead, young or old, whether it was done intentionally or absentmindedly, whether it was done willfully or forcefully.

Shia Islam goes an extra miles and recommend the animal to be killed afterwards, and the meat not to be sold to the denizens of the city (but it's fine to discount it to the neighbor location, lol)

@neural will probably say that there is some reason for this, but it is more white knighting for the kebabs

 

[D6712]

:islamic: At any rate, the quran mentions nothing explicitly negative about bestiality which implies that zoophilia is a OK. As long as the dangalang is washed afterwards. Furries should convert to the religion of peace and tolerance, and massively migrate to Saudi Arabia to embrace their lifestyle fully

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Not that simple.

In islam also a bunch of adopted shit from Leviticus, which a lot of Christians don't realize when they mock Muslims for eschewing pork and shellfish not realizing the original source of those rules came from what's supposed to be THEIR own holy book.

In countries that adopt Islamic teachings into law code, some have put people to death for bestiality, while others have no laws forbidding it at all, or only allowing it between men and certain species of female animals.

 

[Done]

@neural will probably say that there is some reason for this, but it is more white knighting for the kebabs

LOL I was just talking about it in chat, sharia law grants the ruler the right to add laws as deemed necessary, it's called "Ta'azeer". For example, in Saudi Arabia, drug traffickers get a strict death penalty (type of drug doesn't matter) even though drugs aren't mentioned in the Quran at all.

So if someone gets caught diddling animals (never happened AFAIK), it's very likely they will get quite the heavy punishment, because the leeway given to judges is very high for those cases.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

A OK would be halal. It's neither haram nor halal. I think in any decent religion, though, fucking a dead goat should be the equivalent of haram.

some muslim nations fucks goats freely(and has a sport where they play with dead goat instead of ball) so i depends

 

[GS 281]

LOL I was just talking about it in chat, sharia law grants the ruler the right to add laws as deemed necessary, it's called "Ta'azeer". For example, in Saudi Arabia, drug traffickers get a strict death penalty (type of drug doesn't matter) even though drugs aren't mentioned in the Quran at all.

So if someone gets caught diddling animals (never happened AFAIK), it's very likely they will get quite the heavy punishment, because the leeway given to judges is very high for those cases.

That's bullshit and you know it. Just last week you were telling me about the popularity of bestiality porn in Saudi Arabia.

 

[Nobunaga]

Not that simple.

In islam also a bunch of adopted shit from Leviticus, which a lot of Christians don't realize when they mock Muslims for eschewing pork and shellfish not realizing the original source of those rules came from what's supposed to be THEIR own holy book.

In countries that adopt Islamic teachings into law code, some have put people to death for bestiality, while others have no laws forbidding it at all, or only allowing it between men and certain species of female animals.

Nobody gives a shit about leviticus, not even god himself seeing as how that book contradicts itself and even jesus told people they were retarded if they followed what was written there

 

[Hui]

That's bullshit and you know it. Just last week you were telling me about the popularity of bestiality porn in Saudi Arabia.

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American women fucking dogs was the top search after lesbians and Bowsette.

 

[Done]

That's bullshit and you know it. Just last week you were telling me about the popularity of bestiality porn in Saudi Arabia.

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LOL post the full cap