Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
He just does it to get under people's skins. He cannot be so stupid as to think that "o" is a picture of a ball, can he? Otherwise every pie-o and cake-o in the bakery would have a useless "o" somewhere in its spelling because pies and many cakes are round. Every hill fort, every well, every curled-up pillbug and hedgehog, all the many parts of nature and human construction that are round would have to be spelled with an o, which doesn't even make the same sound as the a in "ball" in all American English dialects. So not only is he ethnocentric about his language, he doesn't even realize not everyone speaks it like he does! I guess the distinction between "cot" and "caught" is obliterated in Floridian? Would he write "I was cot stealing a photograph of jazz musicians because I thought it was too expensive"?
 
He just does it to get under people's skins. He cannot be so stupid as to think that "o" is a picture of a ball, can he? Otherwise every pie-o and cake-o in the bakery would have a useless "o" somewhere in its spelling because pies and many cakes are round. Every hill fort, every well, every curled-up pillbug and hedgehog, all the many parts of nature and human construction that are round would have to be spelled with an o, which doesn't even make the same sound as the a in "ball" in all American English dialects. So not only is he ethnocentric about his language, he doesn't even realize not everyone speaks it like he does! I guess the distinction between "cot" and "caught" is obliterated in Floridian? Would he write "I was cot stealing a photograph of jazz musicians because I thought it was too expensive"?
He does it so that the word will be seven letters instead of eight
 
He just does it to get under people's skins. He cannot be so stupid as to think that "o" is a picture of a ball, can he? Otherwise every pie-o and cake-o in the bakery would have a useless "o" somewhere in its spelling because pies and many cakes are round. Every hill fort, every well, every curled-up pillbug and hedgehog, all the many parts of nature and human construction that are round would have to be spelled with an o, which doesn't even make the same sound as the a in "ball" in all American English dialects. So not only is he ethnocentric about his language, he doesn't even realize not everyone speaks it like he does! I guess the distinction between "cot" and "caught" is obliterated in Floridian? Would he write "I was cot stealing a photograph of jazz musicians because I thought it was too expensive"?
I disagree in that I do think Brad is actually that stupid. But, I also think he approaches life along the lines of a four-year-old constantly playing a game he made up and only he knows the rules to... so he always wins. That fact that no one else likes his game or wants to play with him is lost on Brad.
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami where is the current location of Atlantis?
Isn't there an Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas? I was Plato and I regret ever writing about it.
 
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A better question would be: How can he regret something that he didn't even have the most miniscule part of creating?
Oh, but he says he did. Even though he doesn't remember it and couldn't do it again, and if you really pushed him, he would inevitably weasel out and say he USED to be Plato.

Basically, Brad can't prove his reincarnation silliness, and he knows it. I could provide more compelling evidence that a random person on the street used to be Plato.
 
How can you regret something you don't remember?
Or ever did.

Oh, but he says he did. Even though he doesn't remember it and couldn't do it again, and if you really pushed him, he would inevitably weasel out and say he USED to be Plato.

Basically, Brad can't prove his reincarnation silliness, and he knows it. I could provide more compelling evidence that a random person on the street used to be Plato.
Oliver has a higher chance of finding Atlantis than this fool does.
 
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Oh, but he says he did. Even though he doesn't remember it and couldn't do it again, and if you really pushed him, he would inevitably weasel out and say he USED to be Plato.

Basically, Brad can't prove his reincarnation silliness, and he knows it. I could provide more compelling evidence that a random person on the street used to be Plato.
There's an old hippie I used to chill with at my old apartment that we nicknamed Plato. I would say he's got more compelling evidence than Brad.

I think his apartment number also contained a 7.
 
"A 74-year-old shot 7 police officers - 1 one is dead - in Florence, SC." - Headlines News 16:20

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That old fuck must be a horrible shot.
I wonder if Dick spazzed out like Peewee Herman when he saw the Magic Number and just cheered, knocking over the nickels and pennies that his GF laid out since I predict he would autistically count them for said Number. As for the cheering? That's because he has cheered for death (namely ours but also unrelated old ladies too) before, and I can see this awful cunt of a human being hope for another three deaths so he can get the Other Magic Number.
 
"A 74-year-old shot 7 police officers - 1 one is dead - in Florence, SC." - Headlines News 16:20
As of now, 4 of the 7 shot by the 74-yo are no longer in the hospital.

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@Mr. XXX,

I don't do numerology. Science is all about observing patterns and describing them mathematically, e.g. GOD=7_4.
 
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@Mr. XXX,

I don't do numerology. Science is all about observing patterns and describing them mathematically, e.g. GOD=7_4.
Sure, counting out numbers is technically math. But it's the same type of technicality as how processed chicken or ham is "meat", or how multi-level marketing is technically not a "pyramid scheme", or how OJ technically wasn't a murderer.

Face it Dickie, you're pretty much operating on the level of a kid who's on Sesame Street counting out stuff with Elmo or Big Bird with this vampire compulsion of yours.
 
"A 74-year-old shot 7 police officers - 1 one is dead - in Florence, SC." - Headlines News 16:20

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Your """God""" is quite the loathesome lunatic, if he's going to have people get shot just to satisfy his numbers fetish. Why xou think anyone should ever worship such a spazz is beyond me.

I don't do numerology.
Gematria is numerology and "braindead moron" is an alternate spelling for "Brad Watson"
 
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