I know a bunch of these idiots. I'm pretty rural, in the middle of nowhere, but there's a nearby liberal arts college tons of these fuckers go to and they all think they'll be able to just walk off campus and live in the forests or something.
It'll be easy since they're all so much smarter than all the farmers and rednecks after all. They recently had a goofy ass march against guns too, so surely all us deplorables have disarmed by now.
They have such a bizarre idea of survival. All the skills they want to learn involve theft, burglary, or destruction. They can't hunt or build a shelter, but they'll make a molotov, break a car window, and pick a lock to try stealing your food and money.
They can't grow crops, make clothing, or treat a wound, but they can steal your wifi to pirate Rick and Morty seasons and wage guerilla warfare against Drumpf on twitter.
Of course they won't actually do any of that. Except the Twitter part. They'll just watch some youtube tutorials and talk amongst themselves about how badass they are.
