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CWCissey said:
It's the Guillaume Gurn.

Billy really does have dentures in an attempt to appear more feminine. You can tell by the plasticy gums. No-one's gums are that pink.
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oh lord I called it, but I was like 'nah couldn't be, why the f-', and lo and behold, it's fucking dentures. Indeed, for I am very familiar with the wearers of the dentures.
 
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Rate me Islamic but I bet Fire and LaBill fucked. That’s why there’s no comic.
vertexwindi said:
It's surreal to think Bill's got fake dentures to look more feminine considering how much effort he puts into any other aspect of appearing feminine.
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His skin is terrible, you see what he has to work with. There’s only so much concealer and foundation can do. They’re not miracle workers.

Also, the Canadian government paid for his wooden chompers.
 
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I think there is some confusion regarding Labelle’s dentures. He actually does have (disgusting and rotting) teeth, but he often wears fake “stage” dentures meant to make his mouth look more feminine, as seen in Tootsie and Mrs. Doubtfire, but the big problem here is that he doesn’t ALWAYS wear them, which is why the shape of his mouth and teeth keep constantly changing from one photo to the next.
 
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Sissy Galvez said:
Rate me Islamic but I bet Fire and LaBill fucked. That’s why there’s no comic.
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I doubt it. Labelle's holding out for that cishet man who isn't into trannies but wants to bang Labelle because she is a beautiful woman. I could mention the Boyfriend-In-Finland, but he doesn't exist. And even now, Labelle gets thirsty chaser dudes who refuse to believe our evil lies about Photoshop. Long story short, I think Labelle's too proud to allow someone like Fire into her hotel room.
 
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Thanatos said:
It is. But Labelle is more of a “Pizda Staraya.” (Look it up.)
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I'm :late: because I don't follow Assigned Terrible in real time but I wanted to be of service to all those Kiwis who provide me with amazing edit who are too lazy to look up the translation. Pizda Staraya, in many Slavic languages, comes to "old cunt", and we're not talking Australian "cunt", more "stink ditch" cunt.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I doubt it. Labelle's holding out for that cishet man who isn't into trannies but wants to bang Labelle because she is a beautiful woman. I could mention the Boyfriend-In-Finland, but he doesn't exist. And even now, Labelle gets thirsty chaser dudes who refuse to believe our evil lies about Photoshop. Long story short, I think Labelle's too proud to allow someone like Fire into her hotel room.
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Is “hotel room” new slang for “boygina?”
 
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sophie wont settle for anything other than a straight cis man who is only into straight cis women with vaginas to fall for her anyway and validate her... its like that 12 y/o girl's fantasy to defeat the enemy by seducing em and prove something to everyone
id hate to be the one to tell her that even guys who are into dicks dont wants her for reasons far from her ka-shlong... mainly around the whole... face and personality area
 
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sophie wont settle for anything other than a straight cis man who is only into straight cis women with vaginas to fall for her anyway and validate her... its like that 12 y/o girl's fantasy to defeat the enemy by seducing em and prove something to everyone
id hate to be the one to tell her that even guys who are into dicks dont wants her for reasons far from her ka-shlong... mainly around the whole... face and personality area
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The poor hygiene and body odor aren’t helping him get laid either, but I guess it’s easier to just blame evil cis-het girldick hating men for your own lack of a sex life instead of just begrudgingly taking a shower.
 
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What cable?
Power cable failure? Any good computer store will have those universal/multi input cables.

Usb cable? Same. The hell he's talking about. Then again it might explain inactivity... But doesn't he have a phone and hotel/starbucks wifi?

Also kind reminder drinking Baileys while writing your novel doesn't make you freaking Hemminworth. Drinking 90% proof wouldn't help you.
 
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