Twitter 10/6 - Cryzel's backstory - 15 years old, married to Chris

[Mason Verger]

I sort of just filtered that out the first time I read it. But Target is a really strange place to meet your child-bride for the first time.

That really is a Walmart sort of thing.

 

[Violet Alfheim]

So now we know Cryzel is a child, we can safely say CWCville is some terrible mixture of Charlottesville, Station Square, the entire Kanto region, and some Middle Eastern dictatorship.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

So Chris confirms his poly-amorous zoo-pedo fantasies as canon. He's a fursuit away from being part of a whole community of tards online. Chis is getting better!

Meanwhile in the far off magic fantasy land of...New Hampshire

Future New Hampshire. From a different dimension. Someone should warn him about the town of Derry, Maine and the killer clown that roams the sewers. He's getting awfully close.

I miss the days when his autism was public embarrassments instead of walls of texts.

It still is public embarrassment, it's just that the bar is set so low on Twitter that no one bats an eye anymore.

 

[Broseph]

Chris really needs to get out more.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

I'm not sure if Gregora is an man's name...

It's not really even a woman's name either

 

[Meowzers]

i kind of thought her chest hair was an attempt at that thing they do in cartoons where they draw fluffy chests on female characters to make it look like they have breasts?

Spoiler

totally unrelated but worth checking, but this picture came from a wiki about pictures of cartoon characters with their feet on the gas pedal
http://pedalshot.wikia.com/wiki/Pedal_Shot_Wiki

but then again, chris draws tits on his normal rosechus so who knows. maybe it's just an attempt at differentiating cryzel from rosechu because they look exactly the fucking same

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Think about how much time the fat autist spent imagining this shit up, and then typing it out... Then reflect on the fact that he is a 36 year old man.

He didn't even imagine it, some other faggot did and told him to make it

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Also, Cryzel - despite being an aw-shucks jes'-ordinary electric hedgehog abomination - can't be allowed to remain so in Chris's eyes. She could have character, rather than pointless stat boxes - but she's got to be strong and amazing to end up hitched to Chris, so suddenly she's evolving within a week of her birth and a wizard at karate and applied mathematics. Best. Upgrade. Ever.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

I stopped at the bit where he told people not to hate him for being a pedophile.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Also, Cryzel - despite being an aw-shucks jes'-ordinary electric hedgehog abomination - can't be allowed to remain so in Chris's eyes. She could have character, rather than pointless stat boxes - but she's got to be strong and amazing to end up hitched to Chris, so suddenly she's evolving within a week of her birth and a wizard at karate and applied mathematics. Best. Upgrade. Ever.

All of Chris's dumbass furries are proteges in one way or another. Except OG Sonichu himself, when you think about it.

 

[Guardsman42]

I'm going to toss this in since some one asked what was with Burn Hills..

Chris long ago went hiking in various places. Maybe Burns Hills was one of them? But yep, we're now into marrying 15 year old made up females. Thank the powers that be in reality Chris is to out of shape to actually abduct a healthy teenager because I could see him trying at halloween if any one remotely looks like ...what ever it is he married.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

It's not really even a woman's name either

It's the name of a Slavic municipality.

 

[fenny]

Is Magi-chan not 15 too if they came from the same rainbow egg thing?

 

[Dick Pooman]

So Cryzel, a teenage girl, left her loving adoptive father to meet up with a balding crossdresser at a Target? Sounds legit.

I've seen enough episodes of America's Most Wanted to know that it's not out of the realm of possibility.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If Chris were drunk or high, would the insane counter go so high it'd reset to 0?

 

[The Captain]

Chris told me he was being criticized for drawing all of his "OCs" (ripoffs) with large breasts so he drew Cryzel to be flat chested with tufts of fur instead.

There was also something he said about "beautiful at any size" or whatever but this was back in early May that I asked.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

There was also something he said about "beautiful at any size"

Yeah, that will never apply to Chris.

 

[Bong Hit Bandit]

...Gregora?

 

[AnOminous]

"She is young" says Chris. Came out of the Rainbow in 2003. That makes her only 15.

That makes Chris a pedofork. And he swore he wasn't.

 

[mertyville]

Does anyone actually care about Cryzel besides Chris? I couldn't find a single fanart on Deviantart and they usually draw everything from him.