Australatina [8 Oct 18] Autistan starts ethnic cleansing - Update 18 Nov: Skirmishes Escalated into Civil War.

[Positron]

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Australatina is alive with gunfire again /sarcasm

• by MERCONORAustralatina, 9 hours and 30 minutes ago
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1917-1918 World War I
British Mandate of Anglestine
1929 Revolt
1936-1939 Great Anglo Revolt of 1936
1946-47 terrorist attacks / intercommunal violence
Hispanic Republic of Australatina (Divided Australatina 1949-2009)
1948-1949 Australatina War of Independence
1956 Maritimes War
1967 Six Days of BTFO
1973 Dia de La Raza War
1982-85 South Africa
1987-1993 First Anglestinian Uprising
2000-2006 Second Anglestinian Uprising
Australatina Reunification (2009)
2015-2016 Gloucester White separatist Insurrection
2017 White separatists in the Samaria

October 6, 2018-Present - BUCKLE UP KIDS, AUSTRALATINA IS ABOUT TO PUT DONALD JOHN TRUMP TO TASK TO ABOLISH ICE BY...CAUSING VIOLENCE AND CREATING A REFUGEE CRISIS OF WHITE PEOPLE HEADING TO THE UNITED SNAKES VIA KKKLANADA

Starring the usual suspects - The Latinx majority and those damn Non-Latinx White people calling themselves 'Anglestinians'

CURRENT DEATH TOLL - as of 3 PM Australatina Time (8 OCTOBER)
31 Latinx Australatinese Dead, 113 injured
201 Non-Latinx Whites Dead 1,421 injured

AUSTRALATINA PM DAMON VILLARAIGOSA IS A FUCKING GENIUS.
MAKE AUSTRALATINA BLEED AGAIN.
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One can hardly imagine the sheer volume of bouncing and squeaking as he wrote this.

 

[m0rnutz]

Spudders sits in his moldy apartment naked except for his boots, airing the taint as he strokes a fresh ginger root against it, his eyes wide and ecstatic as he mumbles something about trump getting shot

 

[Optimus Prime]

If idiotstan actually existed and somehow DIDN'T collapse on itself within a day, some terrorist group with half a plan of order could take over effortlessly and use the entire island as a staging base to attack the US.

 

[Ahffline]

Can't wait for imaginary Trump to nuke Spergistan to glass.

 

[Bogliacci]

Quick send the white people some FALs

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I imagine the bolding in here is meant to convey how his phantom penis throbs as he types.

Just die of sepsis already, Phil.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Why make your imaginary country so miserable? What's the point other than weird fantasies?

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

"Dia de la Raza"

For a sped pretending to be an antifa and progressive you'd think Spud would hate such a festivity and at the very least rename it to something else... you know, because white spaniards proposed that name...

October 6, 2018-Present - BUCKLE UP KIDS, AUSTRALATINA IS ABOUT TO PUT DONALD JOHN TRUMP TO TASK TO ABOLISH ICE BY...CAUSING VIOLENCE AND CREATING A REFUGEE CRISIS OF WHITE PEOPLE HEADING TO THE UNITED SNAKES VIA KKKLANADA

need this on random_text.txt

 

[The Fool]

Why make your imaginary country so miserable? What's the point other than weird fantasies?

Phil reminds me of all those cartoon villains who want to take over the world for no other reason than for the express purpose of making it an unconditional shithole. He's legit Dr. Robotnik.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I actually find "Six Days of BTFO" funny.

 

[muh_moobs]

Is his plan to send refugees THROUGH Canada? Caucasoid refugees?

But according to Philth, KKKlanada is a white supremacist nation. Why would the white folks forced there from Austismstan move on to the US? And refugee crises make the locals like border enforcement, so this would pressure the US to beef up ICE, not eliminate it.

Autism. Autism never changes.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

That's nice, Phil. Did you remember to wash behind your ears?

 

[QT 219]

INVASION FORCE OF CHADVAKIA TO AID REBELS IN RESPONSE TO BRUTAL ETHNIC CLEANSING

By Santiago Russell /Reuters

Hidden away within the capital basement, Australatina PM Damon Villagairosa commands troops with the remnants of radio equipment salvaged from World War II. Screeching out commands to his troops and propaganda day and night, the oppressed people have suffered mightily under his cruel regime.

Until Today.

Supreme Chancellor and Grand Ultimo Dragon of Chadvakia, Viiksraag Moltenstone, has heard the cries of defenseless Australatinas caught in the crossfire of this bloody civil war. In response to the millions of fleeing refugees from Australatina into Chadvakia, the National Diet has elected to approve Moltenstone's bilateral request to declare war as well as provide humanitarian relief to refugees; a cost to be paid by Australatina when the country has been brought to heel.

As of 4 a.m. local time, armies of stormtroopers have breeched the Western beachhead and began moving inland, laying waste to Planned Parenthood's and LGBTQ centers alike. "I've never seen faggotry this bad before," Sargent First Class Stonecold Ironmaiden commented as he unleashed his flamethrower into a crowd of prancing Australatina soldiers. "It's not even a fair fight. They all just pull ginger roots out of their asses and chuck them at our tanks."

Expert reports say Australatina will fall by the time you've gotten to the end of this sentence.

 

[Clop]

Phil reminds me of all those cartoon villains who want to take over the world for no other reason than for the express purpose of making it an unconditional shithole. He's legit Dr. Robotnik.

Whoa there. Replacing squirrels with killer robots ain't that bad. They're terrifying in packs.

Dr Ivo Robotnik 2020.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Get a job, fatty.

Oh, sorry, I mean, analysts at the United Nations have suggested that the people of Australatina are restless due to unemployment, and have suggested that they should consider economic self-reliance. Reports from the territory suggest that the people feel extra-powerless right now due to an alcoholic old man in a dress fucking another troon in the capital city, a situation the citizens are unable to resolve.

Antonio Guterres, Secretary-General to the UN, released a statement saying, “And laying off the cheese couldn’t hurt.”

 

[ON 190]

Get a job, fatty.

Didn’t you get the memo? He works for Antifa!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If idiotstan actually existed and somehow DIDN'T collapse on itself within a day, some terrorist group with half a plan of order could take over effortlessly and use the entire island as a staging base to attack the US.

Can it be Cobra? Please let it be Cobra.

 

[TS 298]

That boy ain't right.

 

[Xanax]

KKKLANADA

Christ on a bike

 

[The Manglement]

I think Phil is already causing a problem for the united states in terms of white people in need of social services. He doesn't need to make new fictional ones as well.