Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

Lordy, lordy, ain't that some bullshit.

Look, Greg is never really gonna be happy with a poly relationship unless it involves him being in every relationship Lainey has because he's too jealous and controlling. Can you imagine if they had an open relationship for real? Lainey would get more attention than he ever would and he'd immediately throw a fit. I mean that's how most of these potential-unicorns have been brought into the mix-- Lainey. Sarah and Maya both wanted Lainey. Greg can't get women the way he once did. He doesn't have his youtube empire anymore, he doesn't have a giant house filled to the brim with electronics and commodities. You can tell that is how he pulled women because -that- was the first tactic he used on Maya. 'u must be so starstruk rn. omg r u shook bkuz u should be. i am...a very big deal' Yeah Greg. It's real sexy how you beg teenagers on Patreon to support your family so you ain't got to. Wow. Such big deal. So celebrity.

Lainey is his only shot at attracting young girls anymore. I'd be interested to see how the relationship would handle the loss of all assets and monetary value. For example if the government really does assblast them into the dirt over this shoddy 'landscaping' Greg did, and the couple found themselves in an apartment and both working to support themselves...how long would Lainey's unwavering loyalty last? I ain't saying they're in it just for the money, but Lainey has a deep love of things. They love having things bought for them, they love smearing the newest makeup palette on their face, and they love buying new clothes so they don't have to wash the dirty ones on the floor.
 
I think the only thing that makes that video have any degree of brevity is Madi’s spot-on impression of Greg (down to the fucking smug smirk), but despite that it’s funny for all the wrong reasons. If I didn’t know who these people were, I would think it’s two teenage girls making fun of an ex-boyfriend as a way to snark and laugh off a bad break-up. Too bad that isn’t the case...

That string of messages is legit horrifying. I can’t imagine being the parents of the girls who get sucked into this weird shit. Their name and face gets shared across the internet along with whatever personal shit Greg wants to air for views, and even when they leave he still continues the abuse and will send in his flying spaceprince monkey to guilt, shame, and gaslight. The text about him smirking when people told personal stories about past hurts made my skin crawl.

God.. every time I check in on this thread I leave feeling I need to shower in undiluted bleach...(:_(
 
I hope Troy becomes a great man when he grows up, one that knows how NOT to treat women based on what he saw his father do.

.......but the most likely scenario is that he and his sister will probably end up being sociopathic miscreants like their old man. Broken homes produce broken people after all.
 
Very good find.

It’s stuff like this that makes me think Lainey isn’t actually attracted to women. She just seems to lure young girls in for Greg and doesn’t have any desire to any relationship with them.

But Greg wants a bisexual wife so she has to be one I guess.
 
Like what the actual fuck is wrong with Lainey? He must really have her beat down mentally. You don't have to have a single shred of motherly instict to see that Greg is toxic and act accordingly by promptly GTFOing with the kids. How is she still with him? How many people have come in and out of his house, all saying the same shit?
the book "Why Does He Do That?" is like a play book of the maneuvers abusive men use to control their partners. It says guys like gurg spend way more time trying to confuse their wives than they do abusing them. Making it seem like they're sorry or having a complicated problem based on their childhood/ex girlfriends/whatever. When women leave they are way more at risk for serious assault or death.
 
Very good find.

It’s stuff like this that makes me think Lainey isn’t actually attracted to women. She just seems to lure young girls in for Greg and doesn’t have any desire to any relationship with them.

But Greg wants a bisexual wife so she has to be one I guess.

Hmm, honestly I'm not sure what Lainey may or may not be attracted to as far as gender and sex goes. However, I'm positive that Lainey adores attention and adulation. To a point I can't even blame them. Greg clearly ignores them for the most part, and it's natural that Lainey would yearn the attention they aren't getting from Greg.

If Lainey is really poly and bi, they'd likely want to try pursuing relations with men and women. But you know damn well Greg would never let another penis around them so. Greg doesn't really want a poly lifestyle. His ideal scenario is nothing short of a harem of teenage girls that are all interested in him. I can't even imagine that he really wants to watch Lainey and a chick go at it because we know he gets off on it being unpleasant for chicks with the dry vag preference. He wouldn't wanna see space daddi boi enjoy sex, and he certainly wouldn't wanna see someone do them better than he can. His ego is far too fragile for that nonsense.
 
I know you're all waiting for the government ass fucking to commence, but while we wait, here's some piping hot drama from lolcow.

An anon has communicated with Maya, the last random girl to be flown out as a Trinity member (Maya spent 4 days with the Onions for Christmas 2017 st the McMansion.) Here is her harrowing tale of being manipulated, harassed, sexually and verbally assulted by Greg, how Greg abuses his kids, and more. After sexually assaulting Maya, Greg kicks her out for not finding him attractive. Lainey proceeds to stalk Maya after telling her she doesn't want anything to do with her anymore, like the creepiest of incels. Greg pretends to be Lainey in an effort to trick Maya into saying something nice or flirty to him.
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Highlights:

- Greg blames his four year old when he loses in video games, berating him for not being good enough at a game.

- more confirmation that Greg refuses to either look after his children, even for a moment, and also refuses to do any housework.

- Greg screams at Maya for a whole 30 minutes for not kissing him back when he assaults her. He cannot handle the thought that someone doesn't find him attractive, and can't be manipulated into telling him he is attractive.

- greg pre screens the potential trinity members for past abuse and poor skills with confrontation, to ensure that they won't fight him when he tries to force himself on them.

- Taylor, after luring the girls in with phone calls and flirty texts, ignores them completely upon arrival.

- greg springs these trips on people at the last possible moment, sending them plane tickets and rushes them to the airport at his command so they don't have time to process.
This piss me off, it's so much sickening
 
I can't even imagine that he really wants to watch Lainey and a chick go at it because we know he gets off on it being unpleasant for chicks with the dry vag preference. He wouldn't wanna see space daddi boi enjoy sex, and he certainly wouldn't wanna see someone do them better than he can. His ego is far too fragile for that nonsense.

100% agree. He's constantly insisting that two girls fucking "is the most beautiful sight ever" or whatever and I'm not disagreeing but when he says it, it comes off so...weird. Like he's forcing it because he has ulterior motives, but he doesn't really think that two girls together is particularly hot, he just thinks two girls fucking him is hot.

He wants both partners' attention but he knows playing into this lesbian-trans-
poly shit is way better for optics and way easier than admitting what he wants and finding consenting adults to play with like a normal sexual deviant. He knows he's too gross fulfull his desires unless said partners are easily manipulated, and with his past nonsense plastered all over the internet, they need to be. But he has to at least pretend to want the life he signed up for, on some superficial level, or it all comes crashing down. So he pretends to love his lesbian wife or whatever he has to say to convince his middle-school audience he's being genuine and totally is not a cheating pedo.

Also, WTF was that post right before the tea-spill about Shiloh? I'll admit she looks high as balls on her Instagram but as far as we know she's doing fine, right? Idk not to get off-topic, I just thought it strange she came up right before the tea spilled.
 
Greg is losing his shit, because the trans guy used the wrong pronouns for plainey ( even though he apologized a few minutes into the video, after he realized plainey goes by they/them). And then he proceeds to call the trans guy (Kalvin Garrah on YT for anyone interested) a they.

Kinda funny when Greg is the one who constantly misgenders his own spouse..

Sadly Gurgles managed to get Kalvin's video on Plainey blocked by YT. YIKES

Response from Kalvin to Gurgle's sperging, he makes a few good points
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-nBJalxibI
 
This is probably me just being a wanker, but Maya sounds like a complete fucking idiot.

"Like I was sure we'd met in a like previous life and like you're so cool and like I think I like love you even though you're like ignoring me but we have a real like connection and I'm TOTALLY up for a like trinity wait what...like what does that mean again?"

I can't believe a grown woman would fall for Bootface's teenage-level grooming shite - if you read this out of context, it sounds like all the romantic schtick teen girls think is so deep and meaningful. Oh, sorry, teenage boys or whatever the fuck Lainey is today. Granted, Onion is a total fuckwad but how dim to you have to be for this to be news?

And don't even get me started on the fucking they/them shit. Half the time I thought she was talking about actual them, ie. both Onions. Or Lainey and her imaginary friend *curmudgeonly ranting continues until the bucket is placed back over Clanger's head*

Edit - fergots cos too busy ranting. @multiverse iyamnotworthy. I can't follow the LCF threads; too much, too fast, too much derailing arsebaggery. Verily, we thank thee muchly for your sterling service. Dibs.
I'm going back under my bucket now.
 
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Greg is such a great feminist. There's nothing more woman-empowering than being an emotionally abuse cockroach who refuses to help your wife with the housework and kids because you'd rather go on Twitch

Greg sounds like a typical husbands/fathers before 1970, I.e before feminism.

This is probably me just being a wanker, but Maya sounds like a complete fucking idiot.

"Like I was sure we'd met in a like previous life and like you're so cool and like I think I like love you even though you're like ignoring me but we have a real like connection and I'm TOTALLY up for a like trinity wait what...like what does that mean again?"

I can't believe a grown woman would fall for Bootface's teenage-level grooming shite - if you read this out of context, it sounds like all the romantic schtick teen girls think is so deep and meaningful. Oh, sorry, teenage boys or whatever the fuck Lainey is today. Granted, Onion is a total fuckwad but how dim to you have to be for this to be news?

And don't even get me started on the fucking they/them shit. Half the time I thought she was talking about actual them, ie. both Onions. Or Lainey and her imaginary friend *curmudgeonly ranting continues until the bucket is placed back over Clanger's head*

Like anyone who’s interested in joining something Greg calls “the trinity” or is a “fan” of the Onions has anything going on upstairs.
 
True. But how the everloving fuck do they survive in the adult world?

Its just jarring when you realise this is an adult. Young maybe, but plenty are navigating the world and adulting when they're younger than this idiot. As with Lainey, there's only so far "Gurg's a big meanie to poor widdle me" gets you, and if you're this fucking stupid...

I'm not sure I buy this wide-eyed innocence schtick is all. Maybe I'm uber-cynical, but so are most farmers (is why I lubs the farms and you lot) and obviously she's going to tell it from her perspective, but this whole fragile innocence thing seems OTT. Even if you give her the benefit of every doubt going, she was totally onboard with waltzing into the middle of a marriage with young kids involved with people she didn't know. Doesn't sound quite so sweet and dinkypoo put like that, but that's the crux of it.
 
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The Maya caps are so incredibly disturbing and as much I hate A-Logging, Onion is the sort of person who I would not be sorry for if found dead. He's not some low intelligence harmless sperg that gets featured on here who does amusing things, but someone of average intelligence who's a predator with sociopathic and narcissistic tendencies. Onion is the type of person parents warn their kids about, except he doesn't conventionally look like your stereotypical creeper pedo and he knows this.
 
The Maya caps are so incredibly disturbing and as much I hate A-Logging, Onion is the sort of person who I would not be sorry for if found dead. He's not some low intelligence harmless sperg that gets featured on here who does amusing things, but someone of average intelligence who's a predator with sociopathic and narcissistic tendencies. Onion is the type of person parents warn their kids about, except he doesn't conventionally look like your stereotypical creeper pedo and he knows this.

Right, he's definitely not harmless. Though I really think he doesn't -see- himself as predatory at all. Whether denial, or delusion, he genuinely doesn't think he's in the wrong. I can actually see himself as thinking what he does for girls is so romantic and has such a 'wow!' factor that they won't forget. And he's not wrong-- they won't forget it. But because they're so disgusted or creeped out.

I mean, how Maya describes him just grabbing her and kissing her suddenly. I can totally see him thinking 'this is how it is in movies, the guy just grabs the girl and kisses her without warning and she loves it.' Greg thinks he's god's gift to women, lots of hints to that in Maya's story alone. I.E. 'I'm so not used to people finding me unattractive!' aka 'I'm so fucking hot, everyone wants to bone me and you're ruining that perception for me so I'm gonna scream at you until I feel better.'
 
'I'm so not used to people finding me unattractive!
This is a massive narcissist/douchebag thing to say in literally any situation.

God, Onion Grease is so nasty. He pushes Maya and Plainey together to hug in front of him, he kisses Maya with no warning or permission, his every move is calculated to throw Maya off her game and establish dominance - the very first thing he does is startle her in an unfamiliar place. He suddenly flies her out despite any life plans she might have had and despite the tentative plans she was making with Plainey...

I really want all of the Grease Family's victims to get together and make a video called "DO NOT DATE ONISION OR LAINEY", where they just spill all of the tea they have on them and talk about their experiences and how calculated and manipulative everything was. Or maybe even just Billie and Maya. In this era of #metoo, you'd hope that a video coming right from the mouths of victims would warn teen girls about the danger that is the Grease Family.
 
This is probably me just being a wanker, but Maya sounds like a complete fucking idiot.

"Like I was sure we'd met in a like previous life and like you're so cool and like I think I like love you even though you're like ignoring me but we have a real like connection and I'm TOTALLY up for a like trinity wait what...like what does that mean again?"

I can't believe a grown woman would fall for Bootface's teenage-level grooming shite - if you read this out of context, it sounds like all the romantic schtick teen girls think is so deep and meaningful. Oh, sorry, teenage boys or whatever the fuck Lainey is today. Granted, Onion is a total fuckwad but how dim to you have to be for this to be news?
Well, of course she's dim. No one else but a rather dim and previously abused person would fall in love with Lainey from afar and consider a poly relationship with the Onions. They know their pool of potential candidates well. Like I said, they (well, Greg) specifically pre screen for previous abuse and poor confrontation skills. Obviously anyone with better boundaries and self respect wouldn't consider putting up with either of them for a second.
 
And don't even get me started on the fucking they/them shit. Half the time I thought she was talking about actual them, ie. both Onions. Or Lainey and her imaginary friend *curmudgeonly ranting continues until the bucket is placed back over Clanger's head*

It's almost like pronouns are supposed to be used to identify specific people so you know who's being talked about, not being fashion accessories for a bunch of spastic tantrum throwing faggots.
 
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