DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Draza]

Someone was asking earlier itt if Phil still goes to gamestop. This trend started back with PandaLee but generally he does not. His excuse is that Kat has the car so he can't drive to gamestop. He buys digitally. I think it's just an excuse for him to be lazy.

The nearest Gamestop is a ten minute drive or a hour walk from his house. It's either laziness or he's badly out of shape.

 

[PieceofShet]

Was feeling a little :autism: so I decided to check something. The last time old Dave took a Monday off was back in May

View attachment 562920

Anyone else wondering if he picked today as his day off because he knew he'd lose hundreds of subs? Could be a coincidence, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's at home clutching a bottle like a long lost lover for comfort.

Wasnt Kat off on friday? Why not take out friday then? I think its not a coincidence.

 

[actually]

https://twitchstats.net/growth/darksydephil/monthly/average

Not sure how accurate this is for absolute numbers, but the trend seems kinda clear (if you only see 2 data points, grab the bar at the top and move it left).

 

[Phalanx]

It seems about right actually, his viewership over the summer was abysmal, plus Phil seems to have suspicious bot activity too.

 

[CausticMinory]

The nearest Gamestop is a ten minute drive or a hour walk from his house. It's either laziness or he's badly out of shape.

Why not both?

 

[Kosher Dill]

The nearest Gamestop is a ten minute drive or a hour walk from his house. It's either laziness or he's badly out of shape.

It does look like a nice, walkable area, but walking 2 hours there and back to pick up a couple games is a bit much.

 

[Ilscuro]

The nearest Gamestop is a ten minute drive or a hour walk from his house. It's either laziness or he's badly out of shape.

I think Phil is genuinely scared of walking anywhere in case he happens to bump into one of his A-Logs.

 

[Sadge-itarius]

I think Phil is genuinely scared of walking anywhere in case he happens to bump into one of his A-Logs.

Imagine Phil bumping into someone more obsessed with him than he is with himself. That's a fucking scary thought, no wonder he stays under his rock.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Some of those resubs will be trolls using the sub icon as cover (subs have a little more leeway before gtab). Hell i would imagine 99% of them will be. I considered it but id rather the dollar.

 

[Adamska]

I think that around Thanksgiving the hardcroe begging season starts, with the return of the tax monster. Phil is betting on them sweet holiday shekels from his exceptional viewers.

Pretty much; he's banking on his Pigcult being too desperate to become the best Omega Cuck in chat as well as prove they are genuine speds to notice he should not have money trouble for at least the next month, which mind you that 10k is probably about what they earn yearly if on tardbux.

 

[Phalanx]

Yeah the tards do not realise he gets his tut Payments in October and November, his donations after Tut have been awful he gets the odd 100 but when you are swimming in debt and have the spending habits of Kim Kadhasion, it does not really save him. If anything he will make 8k in November and December 9k. I say 9 because the whale pen is nearly empty Swagginz these days gives fuck all.

 

[Adamska]

But this lack of a true Omega Cuck means that the Pigcult will jockey into who becomes the new one now that Tut Akhenaten'ed the Missus into being stingy due to a critical attention deficiency and being shown up decisively in the bribery department. It's the Paypig cycle after all; when one whale or Omega Cuck goes, the other Pigcultists will throw their tardbux at Pigroach to jockey for the now open spot.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

There is already one that stepped up in the last few days, but swagginz might be emboldened to return to giving dave money now that daddy tut is gone

 

[OneDaySon]

I swear its like two separate people run this twitter account. Two universes colliding.

 

[gaarashatan]

I swear its like two separate people run this twitter account. Two universes colliding.

paid shills!!!! does a sponsored stream *cough elo hell where he praised the hell out of a shitty game, even his chat knew it was shitty*

gets gifted forza ultimate edition ~100 bucks.

and yet he thinks hes the most honest, non-hypocritical guy in the fkin universe

 

[Wurstbrot]

I swear its like two separate people run this twitter account. Two universes colliding.

Don't look at the old statements he made, of course you can find contradictions when you look waaay in his past and compare it to today.

Not even a week apart.

 

[thebonesauce]

It reminds me of something QuintonReviews said in an earlier video he made, “yeah, I know I made a solemn vow, til death do us part, but that was like two whole days ago.”

 

[OneDaySon]

paid shills!!!! does a sponsored stream *cough elo hell where he praised the hell out of a shitty game, even his chat knew it was shitty*

gets gifted forza ultimate edition ~100 bucks.

and yet he thinks hes the most honest, non-hypocritical guy in the fkin universe

What blows my mind is that if he's confronted on it he acts like he doesn't get games for free or do sponsored streams. Its honestly like multiple personality disorder.

 

[gaarashatan]

What blows my mind is that if he's confronted on it he acts like he doesn't get games for free or do sponsored streams. Its honestly like multiple personality disorder.

wouldnt surprise me, the amount of personality disorders phil has could prolly stump a medical student

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

What blows my mind is that if he's confronted on it he acts like he doesn't get games for free or do sponsored streams. Its honestly like multiple personality disorder.

He'll just say it's different and you're an idiot who doesn't understand how the world works. He'll never actually offer any insight on how the world does work, though. It's classic deflection from a bullshit artist to hide the fact that he is just a jealous, bitter little prick who can't stand that other people get nice things - but he can't ever admit that, so he has to put up this front of bravado.