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That is blatantly what he does.
"TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOO....and pay my bills while you're at it!"
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That is blatantly what he does.
"TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOO....and pay my bills while you're at it!"
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Nothing could be more blatant than him stalling for damn near 30 minutes til he hit 300 viewers. He’s shilling for Ubisoft, had nothing but kind things to say, and acted like a fucking clown the entire first half of the Twitch and Shill stream. He actually banned someone manually in front of the Twitch Talent Scouts for asking a question about WingsOfRedemption. Swagginz was such a cucked pussy that he kept cheering questions and terrible jokes, at one point it was his 7 or so mods chatting and NOBODY ELSE.
His stream yesterday was the pinnacle of hypocrisy for Phil. He shilled for a major dev that he was just talking shit on the night before, giving his, “honest,” opinions in a forum where he was expected to. Quick buck quick buck. Not only was his shilling for a shit dev, he was shilling for a game that basically hands you power for $ in the form of tons of microtransactions. And he sunk money into it.
It was the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen.
His stream yesterday was the pinnacle of hypocrisy for Phil. He shilled for a major dev that he was just talking shit on the night before, giving his, “honest,” opinions in a forum where he was expected to. Quick buck quick buck. Not only was his shilling for a shit dev, he was shilling for a game that basically hands you power for $ in the form of tons of microtransactions. And he sunk money into it.
It was the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen.
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It's his go to strat for all of his relationships. Probably proposed to LTG and Tut too, when they started to fade from his life.
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I very rarely pop my head into the streams but did it last year when he played WWE and again today - I’m always intrigued to see what a guy who ‘loves’ video games and ‘loves’ wrestling does when combining his two loves.
He got his shit pushed in and kept retrying a match because he didn’t bother to learn the tutorials. On about his fifth or sixth attempt he did the one move he couldn’t do then immediately got beaten by John Cena. At one point he screamed ‘I’m literally pressing the buttons it says on screen - R1 and Triangle - it’s not working.’ On the screen it said press R1 and X
The highlight of it was him blaming the game because ‘I was trying to do my move and he did his instead’. You know, like what would happen in a fight? He literally wants a game where you do an input, it appears on screen unhindered, and then you do another input, ad nauseum.
Almost like a data entry job?
He got his shit pushed in and kept retrying a match because he didn’t bother to learn the tutorials. On about his fifth or sixth attempt he did the one move he couldn’t do then immediately got beaten by John Cena. At one point he screamed ‘I’m literally pressing the buttons it says on screen - R1 and Triangle - it’s not working.’ On the screen it said press R1 and X
The highlight of it was him blaming the game because ‘I was trying to do my move and he did his instead’. You know, like what would happen in a fight? He literally wants a game where you do an input, it appears on screen unhindered, and then you do another input, ad nauseum.
Almost like a data entry job?
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Perhaps Phil could work in data entry instead of streaming? We all know he only games for money and lazyness not because he has fun
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Dude, you are talking about a guy with the eyesight of a bat and back pain that can only be cured by Seattle air, a sit-down DATA ENTRY jahb? No way man, no data-entry, no McDonald, no nothing, literally..................................................................................................................................................................................................................>
THERE's NOTHING HE CAN DO
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yeah I knew what the whole response to my post would be. Phil will always choose gaming for money over working every time even if something tries to force him to stop like getting banned or demonetized
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Phil seems to be pausing streams a lot lately. I wonder how long until he demands his paypigs pay him to continue to stream.
PieceofShet
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I actually never noticed him doing the shaky leg thing on his sofa, until today. But that would mean he is anxious for some reason? why? Everything is all right with kat, isnt it?
https://twitter.com/Piece_of_Shet/status/1050130457206120448
https://twitter.com/Piece_of_Shet/status/1050130457206120448
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KingjadVCMP
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My God, look at those fat-man tits jiggle
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notquiteaperson
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The first match of career mode is the tutorial where the AI doesn't fight back. After it's over dave says "oh wow, I completely destroyed that guy, I totally ran him through!"... no wonder he thought that travesty of a sponsored stream (or lying about it actually being sponsored) was a victory over detractors.
PieceofShet
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His in game character lost his sponsorhip in just a few hours. Im sure there is a joke in this somewhere...
notquiteaperson
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Good point, he was also only able to salvage his career because of a YouTube drama video. Hits kinda close to home except that in game the video was him getting beat up on the street not him beating himself on his couch.
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So he's becoming a titty streamer? I didn't think that the subpocalypse would be that bad on him.
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Not that it would really help him now even if he was. His defeatist mentality would cause any innate talent to deteriorate from disuse pretty quickly since he actively avoids challenging himself. Much like how his former valedictorian status and business degree have done fuck-all for him application-wise.
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This is the story of a man named Phil.
Phil worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.
This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending,
Phil relished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Phil was happy.
And then one day, something very peculiar happened.
Something that would forever change Phil;
something he would never quite forget.
He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow.
No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say 'hi.' Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation.
Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Phil found himself unable to move for the longest time.
But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.
Phil worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.
This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending,
Phil relished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Phil was happy.
And then one day, something very peculiar happened.
Something that would forever change Phil;
something he would never quite forget.
He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow.
No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say 'hi.' Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation.
Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Phil found himself unable to move for the longest time.
But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.
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Phil firmly believes his mantra of "I DID NUTHIGN WRAWNG!" and it is entirely why he is a loser. For every 1 time he legitamately didn't fuck up, there are dozens of times where he could have learned from a mistake. It's been said before, but hell always be that pouty child who didn't get that wolverine toy, and feels like he is owed everything.
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His geography skills came to the forefront too when he was setting up his character. Was trying to set his create-a-characters hometown to Seattle. A list of countries comes up. He then proceeds to exclaim ‘Where the hell is Seattle, it’s not here! They didn’t put Seattle in here!’ It eventually dawned on him that he needed to select the country first and despite the fact ‘USA’ was on screen for a good 5-6 seconds, he yelled ‘there’s no US! There’s no USA!’
Honestly as much as his lack of major drama has made him boring, just treat yourself to five minutes of a live stream now and then - some of the small incompetencies he displays are just as amusing. Undoubtedly if I watched more than 5 minutes I’d lose brain cells but it really was a treat watching a grown man genuinely and unironically struggle to tackle a menu list, let alone the complex game mechanic of ‘press a button when the screen tells you to press it’.
Honestly as much as his lack of major drama has made him boring, just treat yourself to five minutes of a live stream now and then - some of the small incompetencies he displays are just as amusing. Undoubtedly if I watched more than 5 minutes I’d lose brain cells but it really was a treat watching a grown man genuinely and unironically struggle to tackle a menu list, let alone the complex game mechanic of ‘press a button when the screen tells you to press it’.
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