Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Kosher Dill]

What page do they teach you to do this?

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After that "She Geeks Out" video, I'm pretty convinced that the snarl is what it looks like when he does a fake smile. The muscle memory for that is deeply ingrained, but the way those same muscular contractions look is different now that his face has been redraped over his skull.

 

[AnOminous]

After that "She Geeks Out" video, I'm pretty convinced that the snarl is what it looks like when he does a fake smile. The muscle memory for that is deeply ingrained, but the way those same muscular contractions look is different now that his face has been redraped over his skull.

I suppose that's why he looks like some variant of Vincent D'onofrio's character in Men in Black, an alien bug with a suit of human skin loosely draped over it.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

hahaha every time Wu tries to "how do you do, fellow gamers' he makes himself look more ridiculous. He was paying to win before pay to win was even a thing! Wu is seriously so shit at games that he had to call 1-900 numbers to get tips how to win.

 

[AnOminous]

hahaha every time Wu tries to "how do you do, fellow gamers' he makes himself look more ridiculous. He was paying to win before pay to win was even a thing! Wu is seriously so shit at games that he had to call 1-900 numbers to get tips how to win.

Christ this miserable cocksucker has been a lame faggot his entire life. Who the fuck ever heard of such a thing as calling Nintendo game counselors? This fucker was born sucking a silver dick.

 

[Ghostse]

How the hell did a poor child from mississippi afford the per-minute fees for a ninetendo game counselor, let alone the machine to play it on?

 

[Karl Franz]

Even is 1980 John managed to play pay-to-win games.

 

[AnOminous]

Even is 1980 John managed to play pay-to-win games.

John was born July 6, 1977. The oldest he would have been in the '80s is 12. How much of his parents' cash would he have been able to spend as a poor black girl?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

What page do they teach you to do this?

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Separated at birth, he even has the hairline, corn teeth and that red in his frazzled hair. This might be what Wu looks like in a couple of years.

Spoilered for stupid shit.

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Even then, Conrad Lant, the ageing singer of 80's thrash/black metal band Venom, have never pulled off a snarl like Wu. He's tried, grimacing and looking menacing is part of the act, but in almost 40 years of Black Metal he has never managed to make the truly unholy face that Wu pulls off with such ease.

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[Butta Face Lopez]

Does she think it should be HARDER to vote for American Idol than for the president?

 

[Judge Holden]

What page do they teach you to do this?

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Do not fear, after doing further research I posted an ad on craigslist for a group of real Indians to come and assist me with the Wendigo banishing ceremony and within minutes I got in contact with these fine gentlemen

While exorcising the rancorous geist of the Wendigo will be difficult, I have full faith in Pajeet and the Punjabi Pavement Pooper Posse to make sure the job is done

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Are you going to point out any of the errors, John?

I'm surprised you didn't talk about your own conversion therapy, John. Oh wait you're a TRUE and HONEST STRAIGHT CIS WOMAN, lucky break.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"I am so sorry Julie. That must've been very traumatic. Did you know I have a Porch?" [Grimaces and lunges, in an attempt to show this "empathy" he's read of]

 

[Lulzy]

You know, it's kinda "odd" how we keep seeing this icze4r person on this site, huh, I've seen them featured a few times on here, usually screenshots of their Twitter. I wonder what makes them so special, I wonder who they are, guess we'll never know. I wonder which thread they will be featured in next?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

"I am so sorry Julie. That must've been very traumatic. Did you know I have a Porch?" [Grimaces and lunges, in an attempt to show this "empathy" he's read of]

"I feel your pain Julie, conversion therapy is a horrible thing, I'm converting my Porch into a Porch I saw in a comicbook once and it is slow and expensive."

 

[Peace and Harmony]

70 bucks a week to dump weed killer on a dude's wig, ez fuckin $$$

Yes John it's completely implausible that a major tech company would mishandle security. Apple is run by the Dalai Lama and they never do anything wrong ever.

 

[AnOminous]

70 bucks a week to dump weed killer on a dude's wig, ez fuckin $$$

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Yes John it's completely implausible that a major tech company would mishandle security. Apple is run by the Dalai Lama and they never do anything wrong ever.

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If he's paying $50-70 a week to look like a fucking possum fell asleep on his head he's dumber than I thought.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

70 bucks a week to dump weed killer on a dude's wig, ez fuckin $$$

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Yes John it's completely implausible that a major tech company would mishandle security. Apple is run by the Dalai Lama and they never do anything wrong ever.

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John can't install AirPlay. But can examine hardware and determine whether it's been compromised or not. Fuckin' ninja.

Hey, does that curling iron cure male pattern balding? If it does, it's totally worth the $500.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

70 bucks a week to dump weed killer on a dude's wig, ez fuckin $$$

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Yes John it's completely implausible that a major tech company would mishandle security. Apple is run by the Dalai Lama and they never do anything wrong ever.

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John always ruins his false narratives by inserting ludicrous details. Considering how this asshole treated his employees, it's impossible to believe that he has ever tipped anyone.

 

[millais]

He should just invest in wigs at this point. He's going to be getting diminishing returns out of his gradually vanishing natural hair.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Y'know, it's funny how much Wu hates Trump...and yet so many parallels can be drawn between them.