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If you really had to who would you sex?

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Monolith said:
Mindcels was just banned this morning, they're now on r/intellectualcels. Any bets on how long this one will last?
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2 hours ago, accd. IncelTears.
 
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Obviously Snape said:
Because Voat sucks. It's not even the Pepsi to Coke, it's the dollar store 3 year expired knock off Coke that people only drink not because they like the taste but because "those darn Jews sell Coke".
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It says something that even the incels subreddit people didn't move over but instead started their own festering shithole of a site.
 
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Monolith said:
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2 hours ago, accd. IncelTears.
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Good Lord. These guys can't take a hint, can they?
Obviously Snape said:
Because Voat sucks. It's not even the Pepsi to Coke, it's the dollar store 3 year expired knock off Coke that people only drink not because they like the taste but because "those darn Jews sell Coke".
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Yeah, we have a community watch thread on Voat, but it hasn't been posted on in months.
 
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Radicals and moral busybodies aside, women don't give a shit about being "replaced" by dolls because:
  1. They already have advanced sex toys and doodads for themselves.
  2. The majority of men would choose women over a doll any day for companionship- it's the little things and quirks that make real relationships so vibrant.
  3. There is no way dolls will "cost less" with "advanced gestures and movements"- they already cost several grand; the added mechanics will make them weigh a ton (not that these guys have ever bothered to exercise). And think of how many years incels will have to save up their Good Boy Points! That's the reality of supply and demand.
  4. They're another reason women will be more than happy to keep incels away from them.

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Pina Colada said:
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Radicals and moral busybodies aside, women don't give a shit about being "replaced" by dolls because:
  1. They already have advanced sex toys and doodads for themselves.
  2. The majority of men would choose women over a doll any day for companionship- it's the little things and quirks that make real relationships so vibrant.
  3. There is no way dolls will "cost less" with "advanced gestures and movements"- they already cost several grand; the added mechanics will make them weigh a ton (not that these guys have ever bothered to exercise). And think of how many years incels will have to save up their Good Boy Points! That's the reality of supply and demand.
  4. They're another reason women will be more than happy to keep incels away from them.
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Was that a job I was supposed to do? Because I don't want to do it. Give them the sex dolls to their heart's delight, less creepos out there trying to make sex doll out of me.

I really don't want to be needed by men. And no offense but in my personal life, I don't need them either, least of all a bunch of sex crazed psychos that incels are. Rather be replaced by a doll than have to live under the same roof as some of these guys. I ain't threatened by the doll, but I feel threatened by these guys.

Edit; what's wrong with being creeped out by being "needed?" (:_( Nobody should really need anybody.

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What if the boss was gay? Does he get his dick sucked still? I'm sure incels would be happy to do that role they suggested, considering how in the closet they are.

What if the boss was a woman?
 
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AnOminous said:
Kind of like Voat itself.
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I'm a Voat goat.

The incels lasted a little less than 48 hours. They are anathema to any sort of challenge. Voat could only be beneficial to the incels, particularly the "black pill" types. Should they ever decide to return, I'd probably be able to have the sub turned over to their leadership.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
Saw an incel in the wild the other day on 4chan. Was in a thread debating legal prostitution:
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>tfw people come over but they'd rather visit the cat than an incel

Also, lol at "90% of the male population."
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Aren't there states in the US where you can do just that ? Order a call-girl for the night ? What's stopping them from going there ?

I know most of them are closeted homosexuals, but still.
 
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Pina Colada said:
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Radicals and moral busybodies aside, women don't give a shit about being "replaced" by dolls because:
  1. They already have advanced sex toys and doodads for themselves.
  2. The majority of men would choose women over a doll any day for companionship- it's the little things and quirks that make real relationships so vibrant.
  3. There is no way dolls will "cost less" with "advanced gestures and movements"- they already cost several grand; the added mechanics will make them weigh a ton (not that these guys have ever bothered to exercise). And think of how many years incels will have to save up their Good Boy Points! That's the reality of supply and demand.
  4. They're another reason women will be more than happy to keep incels away from them.

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I... what? no. God created woman because it was not good for man to be alone. You'd think incels, of all people, would manage to get that part right.
 
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Lord of the Large Pants said:
God created woman because it was not good for man to be alone.
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Nope, they believe women were made as a tendies and blowjob distribution system.

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What alarms me is they're so young. Seems, though, that they like to get them when they're too young and stupid to know better. A bit like any other cult.

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More fanboying of Islam on there.

Actually, this gives me an idea of what to do as an anti-Islamist radicalisation tool. They could point to the fact that only sad pathetic virgins martyr themselves.
 
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If you want girls to be interested in you, you could always try to accomplish something.

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You evidently have a lot of free time.

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I mean, if you spent half the time you spent cataloguing anime just lifting some weights or going outside, it'd help.

No? Okay...
 
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ForgedBlades said:
Law & Order SVU took on incels last night. The episode opened with some guy breaking into apartments and beating up random guys while screaming "Chad" at them, and raping random women while calling them "Stacey".

It got increasingly hilarious from there.

https://popculture.com/tv-shows/2018/10/12/law-order-svu-fans-react-incels-revenge-recap/
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whenever this show tries to be topical, it's like watching a boomer couple struggle to make sense of their grandson's secret twitter
 
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ForgedBlades said:
Law & Order SVU took on incels last night. The episode opened with some guy breaking into apartments and beating up random guys while screaming "Chad" at them, and raping random women while calling them "Stacey".

It got increasingly hilarious from there.

https://popculture.com/tv-shows/2018/10/12/law-order-svu-fans-react-incels-revenge-recap/
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......I....just.......WHAT?!

Ok seriously you niggers, dafuq is even happening anymore? Im gonna check it ou...
https://twitter.com/metaltango/status/1050848808110673920

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

DID FUCKING CHANNERS HACK THE SVU SCRIPT SERVER!?
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
It's not too weird when you think about it. Incels would up on the radar after that dipshit in Canada went ER.
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They literally had "looking for the meaning behind Chad and Stacey on the darkweb" as a plot point and a direct fucking quote.

This has to be the work of some guy on the writing team being a meme loving channer fuck wanting to feed his brethren with cringe
 
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