DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JMR]

It's interesting seeing how the streamers (not necessarily just Phil) measure up viewer-wise on days/nights of big releases.

I remember Phil was around #50 for God of War's premiere earlier this year and would eventually move up to #40 then above #30 as the playthrough continued over the next several days.

Tonight he's in the #60-70 range (currently #62 with 299 viewers).

There's 375K ppl watching Black Ops 4 right now and to be among the top 30 streams you need minimum 1,000 viewers. Biggest streamer is Shroud (~65K viewers), followed by NICKMERCS(~38K) and Dr. Disrespect (~35K).

 

[Freshtodeath]

 

[samovski]

It's interesting seeing how the streamers (not necessarily just Phil) measure up viewer-wise on days/nights of big releases.

I remember Phil was around #50 for God of War's premiere earlier this year and would eventually move up to #40 then above #30 as the playthrough continued over the next several days.

Tonight he's in the #60-70 range (currently #62 with 299 viewers).

There's 375K ppl watching Black Ops 4 right now and to be among the top 30 streams you need minimum 1,000 viewers. Biggest streamer is Shroud (~65K viewers), followed by NICKMERCS(~38K) and Dr. Disrespect (~35K).

I won't lie, I'd love to see how he'd react if Shroud hosted him 1 night. Do you think he'd keep playing or run away again? It's incredibly unlikely but Shroud does host small streamers quite regularly.

 

[Kheapathic]

He just won his first Blackout Match in Black Ops 4. He had a viewer say he'd donate $1000 if he got a win tonight. Gonna enjoy people bringing it up in the future and see how he evades it.

I won't lie, I'd love to see how he'd react if Shroud hosted him 1 night. Do you think he'd keep playing or run away again? It's incredibly unlikely but Shroud does host small streamers quite regularly.

Depends on how close it was to his closing time. Not sure why he tries to act like he has a clock in/out time when he literally writes his own hours. He had Arturo Sanchez host him several months ago and right when he got an influx of viewers, he called it a night and left. Dude has no sense of opportunity or business acumen.

 

[thebonesauce]

Cloutgod (guy who said he’d donate $1k for a win) said he’ll give it as soon as Phil admits he was a pedophile and creeped on Panda.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

That piggy looked like he just got a new bucket of slop to pig out on after that black out win

For real though how can his fans actually tolerate that slobs snorts, the dude fucking leans into the mic every fucking time, at least have the decency to back away a little bit or something like fuck. If I ever bothered to go to his chat I’d be spamming that shit every time, it’s just common fucking manners you animal

 

[Surly Muppet]

He got so fired up after that win, a $100 donation, and a 5000 bicheer.
It's absolutely pathetic how contingent his mood is on winning a match and getting donations. He was tired and looked like he was one lag match away from necking himself, and the next thing you know, we're at sponsored-stream levels of manic and plotting out ideas for tomorrow's stream. But he's here because he is passionate about games, guys.

And the worst part is, he'll never admit that there was any change, just like he refused to admit there was any change in his conduct at any point yesterday.

 

[notquiteaperson]

This ban happy whiney petty bitching 10 year old mode he's in tonight is kinda reminiscent of another period of his life... he seems to be regressing. He even digressed once, I can't even remember the last time he digressed. And holy shit did he turn into a triggered little faggot when someone suggested he was being a homophobe during DQ11.
He got so happy when won a match and got that $100 tip I think he actually managed to forget about kat leaving him and his impending "financial crisis" for a minute.

 

[Equinox_]

any bets on when he'll announce the trouble in paradise? Or will he keep the long con.

 

[samovski]

any bets on when he'll announce the trouble in paradise? Or will he keep the long con.

I'm betting around Christmas time, that way he can have his faggy little annual fundraiser with the added pity sprinkles of "detractors killed our love".

 

[EddyB43]

Man, that’s something he said during the shill stream that made me lose my shit. He claims he’s done plenty of charity but he likes to keep it private... you know, like literally NOTHING ELSE in his life. Suddenly he’s private about something in his life = he loves his money too much to do anything for anyone less fortunate.

In fact, if DSP proves he's given to charity recently (at most since 2015 Patreon time, maybe October 2016 Business Update & at least March 2017 full time streamer) he should be slammed for that. He admits he's begging in that Patreon Q&A video, his audience sees him as the charity case where he can barely pay his bills... he better not be throwing money at charities. He should still have his full year of IRS taxes to pay up, and we don't know if he's been paying or saving for his current Washington state taxes now that he knows to pay them.

Phil's mic drivers die because he's still using Windows 8 or some shit and won't upgrade to 10 (which, while it has issues, is legitimately a much better OS). He's having to restart his computer and is saying that he can't connect to a server on whichever console he's using. All with ~150 people in his chat.

Meanwhile, the big streamers are already playing on PC and having no issues.

Even better, DSP's having issues in that the $3K lemon no longer shuts down properly, he has to pull the power cord or flip the power switch on the PSU (he could probably just hold the power button for ~8 seconds too) but shows his 4+ year old Win8(.1 I hope, he's said he doesn't do Windows Updates but maybe that's just the early 2013 laptop he's still using) setup is not going well.
[2018-10-12 04:11:54 UTC] darksydephil: so funny thing, my PC never shuts down anymore
[2018-10-12 04:12:05 UTC] darksydephil: even when i tell it to, it shuts off the monitors but it still stays running lol
[2018-10-12 04:12:13 UTC] darksydephil: and the power button doesn't do anything
[2018-10-12 04:12:46 UTC] darksydephil: yeah I'd have to pull the plug or flip the actual power switch on the back to turn it off lol

 

[Sadge-itarius]

After reading posts from people far smarter than I, I have come to realize that Phil is still a scumbag and even if I were to have any sympathy for him, the best option is still for Kat to be out of his life.

There's just one thing that worries me about this whole thing. If and when Kat leaves, are we gonna pull a 180 on what we think about her like people did with PandaLee? Because that was a little exceptional last time. I guess only time will tell.

 

[PieceofShet]

After reading posts from people far smarter than I, I have come to realize that Phil is still a scumbag and even if I were to have any sympathy for him, the best option is still for Kat to be out of his life.

There's just one thing that worries me about this whole thing. If and when Kat leaves, are we gonna pull a 180 on what we think about her like people did with PandaLee? Because that was a little exceptional last time. I guess only time will tell.

Doubt it.
Leanna was naive and annoying at the start but she grew up over the years.
Kat is a cheater and golddigger and she knew what she signed up for.

 

[DerelictOnion]

It is much easier to give a break to someone who is not really malicious but rather young and stupid.

 

[JamFlowMan]

After reading posts from people far smarter than I, I have come to realize that Phil is still a scumbag and even if I were to have any sympathy for him, the best option is still for Kat to be out of his life.

There's just one thing that worries me about this whole thing. If and when Kat leaves, are we gonna pull a 180 on what we think about her like people did with PandaLee? Because that was a little exceptional last time. I guess only time will tell.

Kat would have to show up to a stream or two and annoy Phil before she leaves, since that's all it seems to take to flip some peoples opinions. We will get people who won't understand why Kat won't do a tell all for the detractors despite the fact she has been labeled a disgusting horse monster the first time she showed her face.

If anyone actually wants some tell all story about living with Phil here is a tip. The next time some fangirl moves in with him don't trash her the entire time then expect them to give a shit about what you want.

 

[JackDavis]

There's just one thing that worries me about this whole thing. If and when Kat leaves, are we gonna pull a 180 on what we think about her like people did with PandaLee? Because that was a little exceptional last time. I guess only time will tell.

Leanna matured and learned how to take a joke. The Jackbox ring thing and Nier Automata streams were prime examples. She was an 18 year old teenager who Phil "wouldn't leave alone" and got with 2012 Phil when YouTube was "the land of milk and honey" as he would say. It's understandable how an impressionable (let's face it) child would fall for this.

Kat on the other hand... cheated on her boyfriend with 2017 Phil, saw all his instagram/twitter posts about being poor while flying cross country to see him every month, then moved in with him after 3 meetings and encouraged him to do Birthday Week. This is a grown ass 27 year old woman, she should know better. She's complicit in all of Phil's scams (or finessing at best), and she can kiss my whole ass. :madontheinternet:

 

[samovski]

After reading posts from people far smarter than I, I have come to realize that Phil is still a scumbag and even if I were to have any sympathy for him, the best option is still for Kat to be out of his life.

There's just one thing that worries me about this whole thing. If and when Kat leaves, are we gonna pull a 180 on what we think about her like people did with PandaLee? Because that was a little exceptional last time. I guess only time will tell.

For what it's worth, I still think the panda was a cunt 98% of her time in this show. But she did mature and grow up. Character growth shouldn't be ignored. Granted it shouldn't be lauded, but it should be noted. The fact she quietly moved on is nice as well. There was no blow out, no exposing. She just left.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Cloutgod was also in chat earlier saying a bunch of weird incel stuff. Initially, I thought it might be Sidella...
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Nope, no way. Only one spelling error & I didn't have to read it 6x & suffer a brain tumor just to figure out what maybe they meant.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I don't know what it is, but Dave sounds seriously depressed in his voice as if something negative happened. As if he doesn't care anymore about anything, as if life isn't that important anymore. Like a loss of a beloved person in his life. I almost feel sorry for him, just by listening. There is something odd. Normally it depresses ME when he tries to be entertaining.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I need a new PC I really do I need that computer,

so TIP ME, Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee