DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nurse Ratchet]

t's likely from someone/somewhere he knows but saying something he wasn't expecting/wanting. Like a sponsorship he maybe thought he'd be getting cancelling or a friend saying something strange.

1. BUAHAHAHAHA.
2. Lol no. No bro.
3. If your first guess is wrong, it was likely just an email in excess of 100 words. That would be sufficient to bewilder him.

 

[Jmboote]

He actually told Swagginz he was wrong for thinking multiplayer is better than Blackout, he claimed Blackout is better for $$$interaction$$$.

He’s expecting tons of tips. He made $3. $2 of which were trolls that he refused to read.

Again, faggots, STOP FUCKING TROLL CHEERING AND TIPPING. HES IGNORING YOU ANYWAY. CONGRATS, YOU SURE GOT HIM.

If trolls are still cheering and tipping this late in the game, they probably will never listen or learn. Ironic, really. They probably dislike Phil for his inability to do either of those things, but are exactly like him in that regard.

 

[actually]

I found the clip I'd mentioned last night.

At 12:05 Phil picks up his phone during a loading screen and sees that's he's gotten a "very confusing email". He's silently engrossed in his phone, "trynna figure things out", til 13:52.

How the fuck does he not edit that shit out? Literally 2 minutes of him sitting there. Such a professional.


Edit: https://twitter.com/GoutSydePhil/status/1050879495123668992

This fucking guy. "I have no time. I'm on stream everyday." He literally announces the day he is taking off every week. No second stream on Sunday pretty much ever. That's not even some deep-dive knowledge. How do his fans not hear that and go...what?

 

[Slander Man]

He actually told Swagginz he was wrong for thinking multiplayer is better than Blackout, he claimed Blackout is better for $$$interaction$$$.

He’s expecting tons of tips. He made $3. $2 of which were trolls that he refused to read.

Again, faggots, STOP FUCKING TROLL CHEERING AND TIPPING. HES IGNORING YOU ANYWAY. CONGRATS, YOU SURE GOT HIM.

I tend to believe most of the troll cheering stems from tevin's restream. They will pop in Phil's stream, throw up an autistic cheer, and come back to tevin's chat to catch their reactions. Tevin himself will even react to some of them. Even if Phil doesn't read it, the restream chat still sees it because tevin has Phil's chat running on screen as well.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

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In typical Phil style, it was 5% truth diluted in 95% bullshit about less gravity and they have less pull. Nothing has 'less gravity', just less mass. Gravity is a force which acts upon things with mass, more mass means gravity forces you down more. Also dumb me calling mass weight, I'd be laughed out of the physicists social gala with such a faux-pas like that.

You're right in the sense the earth can't return the amount of force needed to kill a bug, this being Newton's third law that for every action there is an opposite reaction. When you hit the ground at 120mph, it's not the force of you falling that kills you but the force of the ground itself returning an equal force of 125kg at 120mph which is why the joke is "it's not the fall that kills you but the ground". When a bug hits the earth at a tiny speed with tiny mass, the amount of force returned by the ground is minimal. Though I'm not sure how many bugs it'd take to shift the earth's axis, unfortunately I didn't leave university with a business degree nor have ten years of real life experience so my smooth-brain just can't understand it unlike Professor Phil who's mammoth brain is slowly outgrowning his mane of hair.

Edit: https://twitter.com/GoutSydePhil/status/1050879495123668992

This fucking guy. "I have no time. I'm on stream everyday." He literally announces the day he is taking off every week. No second stream on Sunday pretty much ever. That's not even some deep-dive knowledge. How do his fans not hear that and go...what?

Phil can't even find the time or effort to hang up a few measly halloween decorations, really it's funny bordering on pathetic how much he -doesn't- want to interact with anyone or do anything that won't earn him something. Hell, even if he did crawl out of his pit and go to a bar, could you really imagine anyone finding him fun to hangout with? Even his paypigs who attend his streams daily treat him like dirt, they don't like him because he's a funny or interesting, how the hell would a real human being even want to be around him for more than ten minutes. And you know that fucker would never buy a drink for anyone but himself but always put a hand up when someone's getting a round in.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Phil can't even find the time or effort to hang up a few measly halloween decorations, really it's funny bordering on pathetic how much he -doesn't- want to interact with anyone or do anything that won't earn him something.

can't wait for next year when he just puts up a skeleton gif on his overlay
and forgets to take it down until christmas

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

He literally announces the day he is taking off every week. No second stream on Sunday pretty much ever. That's not even some deep-dive knowledge. How do his fans not hear that and go...what?

Because the only people who aren't only there to laugh at him are literal turbospeds with powers of deduction that land about 6 flights below the ability to comprehend such inconsistencies. And as our resident Deetraktur CPA & Tax Atturny you see this more clearly than probably anyone else that posts in this forum.

 

[samovski]

So when he proudly states he had multiple top-10 finishes. Does he mean hard fought placements. Or does he mean like I think he means where he hid like a victim til absolutely necessary to do otherwise?

 

[Draza]

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So when he proudly states he had multiple top-10 finishes. Does he mean hard fought placements. Or does he mean like I think he means where he hid like a victim til absolutely necessary to do otherwise?

Hid and camped like a little bitch throughout his entire blackout gameplay.

 

[Wing Zero]

If trolls are still cheering and tipping this late in the game, they probably will never listen or learn. Ironic, really. They probably dislike Phil for his inability to do either of those things, but are exactly like him in that regard.

I would go as far to say that at this point they are fans who are too afraid to come out of the closet and admit it so they troll cheer in hopes they don't get stuffed into the shame car with Swagginz or the other idiots.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

"I'm working all the time! I can't just go out and...mingle"

What is his idea of mingling, pushing his patreon and passing out his silly little business cards? Does DSP own a suit? Would he go out in his big boy suit and spread the word about his channel in person?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Does DSP own a suit?

I don't think Phil owns any clothes aside from videogame tshirts from gamestop and his own tspring shirts.

 

[actually]

I tend to believe most of the troll cheering stems from tevin's restream. They will pop in Phil's stream, throw up an autistic cheer, and come back to tevin's chat to catch their reactions. Tevin himself will even react to some of them.

This might be true for the cheers since 50 bits gets the on-screen thing, but the people cheering $1? It's well known and stated literally every stream that only tips of $5 or more will show up on screen. So when they tip $1, Phil is going to read it and filter it. So they're just fucking morons.

 

[notquiteaperson]

The biggest faggots that deserve to get shit in the "detractor community" are: markmcauley, lipjan, kingofhypocrisy, newfaceofcreation and anyone else you see in detractor discords or on Twitter or anywhere else talking shit about dave and then see in Dave's chat with a sub badge and/or bit badge next to their names. No one thinks (dave style absolutism there) that them getting away with posting detractor memes and being negative because they've given him money makes them any different than regular pigroachcult members. Jakelickscucks and kozatof have proven that regardless of what's next to your name your "privilege" that you paid dave for means absolutely nothing. Thanks for the money dummies.

I would go as far to say that at this point they are fans who are too afraid to come out of the closet and admit it so they troll cheer in hopes they don't get stuffed into the shame car with Swagginz or the other idiots.

exactly, they act all buddy buddy with his fucking loser mods and do this gay little dance of what they can and can't say so their "friends" don't get pissed at them. They would be happier if they stopped trying to play both sides and fully embraced their identity as proud members of DSP's community of whipping boy bitch paypigs.

 

[Scotsman]

I tend to believe most of the troll cheering stems from tevin's restream. They will pop in Phil's stream, throw up an autistic cheer, and come back to tevin's chat to catch their reactions. Tevin himself will even react to some of them. Even if Phil doesn't read it, the restream chat still sees it because tevin has Phil's chat running on screen as well.

I've seen Tevin react to Phil's troll cheers a few times, but it's usually to take the piss out of the guy cheering. I don't know why you would cheer just for Phil to ignore you and Tevin to call you out as a retard.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

The biggest faggots that deserve to get shit in the "detractor community" are: markmcauley, lipjan, kingofhypocrisy, newfaceofcreation and anyone else you see in detractor discords or on Twitter or anywhere else talking shit about dave and then see in Dave's chat with a sub badge and/or bit badge next to their names. No one thinks (dave style absolutism there) that them getting away with posting detractor memes and being negative because they've given him money makes them any different than regular pigroachcult members. Jakelickscucks and kozatof have proven that regardless of what's next to your name your "privilege" that you paid dave for means absolutely nothing. Thanks for the money dummies.

There are three main kinds of detractors in my opinion:
The one's who want to see DSP fail
The one's who find DSP's failure so entertaining that they will contribute to him so he survives just enough for another day for their personal entertainment
AND
The one's that just sit back and watch his failures for entertainment

My opinion anyway

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I tend to believe most of the troll cheering stems from tevin's restream. They will pop in Phil's stream, throw up an autistic cheer, and come back to tevin's chat to catch their reactions. Tevin himself will even react to some of them. Even if Phil doesn't read it, the restream chat still sees it because tevin has Phil's chat running on screen as well.

This isn’t really true, troll tips/cheers have been around long before Tevin was re streaming dave, and still happen when he’s not there, tervins only been at it a few months, look as Daves follower list, there’s an endless list of dummy accounts that have gotten banned, and I’m sure a majority of them threw a few nickels to make sure he saw the trolling, rememeber his amount for that stuff used to be lower and he bumped it up to make more money off those clowns.

But some do it because of tervin, it’s pretty obvious when someone is trolling him with a Tevin specific meme

Ether way these people are idiots

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

I don't think Phil owns any clothes aside from videogame tshirts from gamestop and his own tspring shirts.

Don't forget the Black Begging Shirt (c)

 

[notquiteaperson]

The one's who find DSP's failure so entertaining that they will contribute to him so he survives just enough for another day for their personal entertainment

So are these "detractors" so stupid they think that in order for dave to "survive just enough for another day" they need to help him make 100K+ a year. Let's be generous and say half of his money comes from people that don't like him but give him money anyway so he stays on the internet (the other half coming from children and tards of course). If he loses every one of them he is still making around 5K a month. What do they think will happen? He'll quit twitch and go find a job making more than 5K a month? He begs because he doesn't want to give up his six figure lifestyle. No one who dislikes dave has to give him anything for use to keep our favorite cow around. If anything them continuing their "support" reduces the amount of entertainment we get out of him. They don't sound like detractors at all, they just sound like paypigs.

 

[actually]

[2018-10-13 03:27:59 UTC] kjones4140: @Bammbino Need a sub?
[2018-10-13 03:28:44 UTC] kjones4140: No strings attached sub for free.
[2018-10-13 03:28:50 UTC] kjones4140: For anyone.

No sub have been gifted. Literally no one willing to take a free, offered sub.

[2018-10-13 03:30:38 UTC] kjones4140: @DarksydePhil I just set up a paypal acct... Tried to do 5$ but card declined even though I have money on it. I will figure it out.

Also, this. Lastly, no tips tonight at all. Pretty impressive for a Friday night stream of a AAA game. Jeez.