- Joined
- Nov 6, 2014
I'm working on tracking down the social media profile of a guildmate in SWTOR. Guy occasionally slips Hinglish in both our guild discord and game chat but what drew my attention was his recent interactions with an ERP guild, The Escorts.
For those blessed among us who don't know, ERP is when two presumably male adults who play as female characters in a game have sexual roleplay. If you've heard of healslutting, that's what it is.
Anyway, every Friday night the escorts have a cantina night on their guild flagship/HQ. Pajeet, being horny and dimwitted, goes to it in the vain hope of getting e poontang. From what I gather, in the hour or two he was at the event he managed to try and get with every escort there and not pay. So fleet chat lights up with statements that pajeet is a liar and a cheat and no self respecting (lol) escort would ever work for him. He comes back to our guild flagship, all dejected, and starts filling guild chat with "woe is me" style invective about how he was just misunderstood and didn't mean to not pay and that he's just a F2P without a lot of credits. I didn't have the presence of mind to grab screenshots but I'm betting there's more funny shit if I can track it down.
Well damn working neckbeards need that space cash for this! To be real edgy, your Sith needs Kylo's saber. No buts, no ifs.

What do you want them to do, go do the daily quests or blow off horny pajeet for the all important lucas bucks?
Also, you ain't seen shit until you have seen gay cat people couples making out somewhere military!