MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

I'm sure some other people are behind this idea(why?), but isn't it strange two guys who have had a recent dip in their Youtube careers are pitching to bring back a movement that brought them attention and success. Could this get anymore transparent?

I mean that's 100% why this is happening. They're fucked and they know their career on youtube is ruined so they're out for one last bash.
 
I mean that's 100% why this is happening. They're fucked and they know their career on youtube is ruined so they're out for one last bash.
Sargon's "career" (fuck I hate using that word to describe someone sperging at a camera about stupid shit on Youtube) might survive. He's acted fucking stupid, but not nearly as stupid and outright malicious as boulderboy. At least he hasn't flagged anybody... that we know of anyway.
He might survive. MIGHT. Frankly, tho, I dunno if he should considering he declared he was taking a break from political bullshit then just kept droning right on about boring political bullshit.
Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT POLITICS, CARL! For your own sake and the sake of our santy just shut the fuck up and find something else to talk about. Even for a lolcow your mi.lk is flavorless and undrinkable!
 
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Matt fell for Sargon's dumbass ploy. He fucking did it, the mad man. He believes this Gamer Gate shit can work. I'm not sure if this has been posted here, I looked through a few pages and didn't see it.

He actually thinks he can get on Tucker Carlson LOL
So many things here.

1. I don't know what was said in the Bannon/Sargon meeting, but I doubt the former Breitbart boss would even hint that anything good would come from Trump tweeting #GamerGate. If anything, he probably still remembers how Milo was tied to it and how his tenure at Breitbart ended.

2. "Muh PR" is how GamerGate failed. They tried to take the route cuckservative route of "Oh no guys, we're not the monsters the media makes us out to be. We just want you to like us." They might have succeeded if they tried to be funny and entertaining. But in the end, they would up being the Jeb Bush of consumer revolts.

3. The only people who want Gamergate back are the people who made money off of it. There's a reason why people like John Flynt and Anita Sarkeesian treat receiving "mean tweets" and criticisms like it somehow facilitated the rise of Orange Hitler. It's because they miss the days where they could whore themselves out for Patreon money. Matt and Sargon are playing the wrong game if they think they'll get anything good from the resurrection of GamerGate. The most Matt can expect from this is to descend into Kurt Eichenwald levels of insanity when Tucker Carlson roasts his ass on the air.

4. Nothing Matt ever does will make people forget that he flagged videos for simply criticizing him. Even if Matt and Sargon manage to reanimate GamerGate's withered and rotting corpse, they and the anti people will only be two sides of the same shitty Venezuelan coin that's absolutely worthless to anyone who isn't a blind fool.
 
I think Thursday was hilarious, he was doing a live stream same time as Ralph and at the time only had 38 people watching until Ralph's chat went in to raid causing the number of viewers to go up to at least 200-450
I think he was happy before finding out it was a raid
>tfw the person you hate gets you viewers for your stream while you can't pull that off.
 
Matt is so fucking thirsty that he's chugging the Flavor-aid. He's actually tricked himself into thinking "Sargon never says or acts without thinking. So if he said that I could potentially be on the Tucker Carlson show, it means that he already has that lined up. I'm gonna be on TV!!! Me returning to e-fame is guaranteed!!!!"

GET A JOB YOU DEAD BEAT FUCK
 
Matt is so fucking thirsty that he's chugging the Flavor-aid. He's actually tricked himself into thinking "Sargon never says or acts without thinking. So if he said that I could potentially be on the Tucker Carlson show, it means that he already has that lined up. I'm gonna be on TV!!! Me returning to e-fame is guaranteed!!!!"

GET A JOB YOU DEAD BEAT FUCK
I hope it ends up like the time Chris was tricked by Clyde pretending to be the head of Nintendo and told Chris he was going to meet Miyamoto to discuss the Sonichu game. But this time Matt is dumb enough to go to Fox HQ and get arrested by security
 
Sargon's "career" (fuck I hate using that word to describe someone sperging at a camera about stupid shit on Youtube) might survive.

He's a sped who would unironically call himself something completely autistic and pompous like "Sargon of Akkad" but look at his fanbase. They're the kind of speds who would unironically follow someone who calls himself that.

He actually thinks he can get on Tucker Carlson LOL

The only reason Tucker would invite on a complete tard like this is to make fun of him but he usually makes fun of the other side of the aisle. If he ever decides to go bipartisan in his trolling, he might do that, though.
 
You know, it's odd. After two whole months straight of having stones pelted at his channel, it looks like it's going to recover to what it was, anyways.

Frankly, I'm glad. Not necessarily for the good of Matt - I'm indifferent. But because it's a good laugh to know that all the spam plastered around the guy's comment sections will be for nothing in the end. The collective entity that A-Logged him so relentlessly for all that time will always be the bigger lolcow. It will never make sense to me why anyone would take the time out of their day to spam hate. Why go on and type anything at all?
 
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Also if it wasn't for the ranking thing that favours youtube and twitter stuff, this thread would be in top 3.
 
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Matt fell for Sargon's dumbass ploy. He fucking did it, the mad man. He believes this Gamer Gate shit can work. I'm not sure if this has been posted here, I looked through a few pages and didn't see it.

He actually thinks he can get on Tucker Carlson LOL

"August never ends."

Depends on which August he's referring to. Is it the August someone was exposed as a thin-skinned, two-faced crybaby with problem glasses who is terrible at their chosen profession, can't handle videos online criticizing them for it, and makes excuses for their shitty behavior when caught and called out on it by saying "B-BUT MUH FEELS"...

...or is it the August Zoe Quinn was revealed to be a pimp?
 
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...or is it the August Zoe Quinn was revealed to be a pimp?
Zoe Quinn is a big fat slut in her personal life, and her "games career" is as zombie-status as Matt's "Youtube career".

Is it the August someone was exposed as a thin-skinned, two-faced crybaby with problem glasses who is terrible at their chosen profession, can't handle videos online criticizing them for it, and makes excuses for their shitty behavior when caught and called out on it by saying "B-BUT MUH FEELS"...
Context-free, that's still Zoe in 2014 even moreso than it is Boulderboy in 2018. Have you "played" Depression Quest?
 
her "games career" is as zombie-status as Matt's "Youtube career"
gonna have to white knight Matt here, because he at least makes youtube videos, whereas Zoe hasn't actually released a game since Depression Quest. even her kiss-ass wikipedia article lists like half a dozen projects she's "worked" on that have never seen the light of day.
 
You know, it's odd. After two whole months straight of having stones pelted at his channel, it looks like it's going to recover to what it was, anyways.

Frankly, I'm glad. Not necessarily for the good of Matt - I'm indifferent. But because it's a good laugh to know that all the spam plastered around the guy's comment sections will be for nothing in the end. The collective entity that A-Logged him so relentlessly for all that time will always be the bigger lolcow. I hope these people will find something better to do with their time than put on the mask of a faceless crowd and pick popular targets to vent their inner misery onto.
I never liked the "find something better to do with your time" "wasting your time" comments. It takes 5 seconds to type and send a comment.
 
Matt Gabbro: I'm quitting the "Skeptics" community and focusing on weird news and my movie channel.

Matt Gabbro, couple of videos later: I think it's time for Gamergate: the Next Generation now.

Even ReviewTechUSA wouldn't reach these levels of backtracking.

3. The only people who want Gamergate back are the people who made money off of it. There's a reason why people like John Flynt and Anita Sarkeesian treat receiving "mean tweets" and criticisms like it somehow facilitated the rise of Orange Hitler. It's because they miss the days where they could whore themselves out for Patreon money. Matt and Sargon are playing the wrong game if they think they'll get anything good from the resurrection of GamerGate. The most Matt can expect from this is to descend into Kurt Eichenwald levels of insanity when Tucker Carlson roasts his ass on the air.

The real purpose of Gamergate (both Pro- and Anti- ) wasn't for "ethics in games journalism" or "stopping harassment of women in gaming", but for running ideology affinity scams.

gonna have to white knight Matt here, because he at least makes youtube videos, whereas Zoe hasn't actually released a game since Depression Quest. even her kiss-ass wikipedia article lists like half a dozen projects she's "worked" on that have never seen the light of day.

But she was able to get the book onto the store shelves (and straight into the bargain bin), was able to some sweet Kickstarter moneys and got a neato trip in Japan, among other things. All while Matt is still stuck at gathering rocks at the riverside like a really bad run of Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley.

So I think it is fair to say she has won.
 
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The same could be said of any input given on any topic on any platform or medium on the internet, including yours.
You're certainly right in that context, but I'll note that the one sentence quoted is supplementary to the rest of the post. Not every topic on every platform or medium on the internet is equally as pointless, and Matt is to me. He is boring, has been, will be. The only thing that keeps the topic interesting to me is how many people rally around it.

I guess I just miss the appeal. I'm unsure. But whatever point it is that I don't see in this, I hope you at least have fun with it.
 
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