Introduction Thread

Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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I've been lurking for a couple days now. I've come in the past to get updates on all things CWC, but this time, I checked out a few other threads. I was surprised to see a few of my own posts, across different user names and different sites, archived here (although they're mostly white noise posts, I'm still impressed). Kiwi Farms is like the Pepperidge Farms of the internet.

Decided to sign up because this is one of the few places where it's still acceptable to make fun of people and crack jokes. AFAIK it may be the ONLY place left where it's still acceptable. Since Kiwi Farms has a long history of laughing at the same things I've laughed at in the past, I think I'll be comfortable here.
 
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Thot Crimes said:
I've been lurking for a couple days now. I've come in the past to get updates on all things CWC, but this time, I checked out a few other threads. I was surprised to see a few of my own posts, across different user names and different sites, archived here (although they're mostly white noise posts, I'm still impressed). Kiwi Farms is like the Pepperidge Farms of the internet.

Decided to sign up because this is one of the few places where it's still acceptable to make fun of people and crack jokes. AFAIK it may be the ONLY place left where it's still acceptable. Since Kiwi Farms has a long history of laughing at the same things I've laughed at in the past, I think I'll be comfortable here.
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Are you an autistic tranny that is all about “hedonism”?
 
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A friend of mine told me about Kiwi Farms about a week ago. Told them I joined today, said I “wasn’t ready for that yet”, so I knew right then and there I had made the correct decision.
 
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Hi faggots, new here. Eating vege chips and watching John Carpenter's Vampires. I like to laugh at dumb shit (especially DSP "This Is How You Don't Play" vids lately).
 
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Hi faggots, new here. Eating vege chips and watching John Carpenter's Vampires. I like to laugh at dumb shit (especially DSP "This Is How You Don't Play" vids lately).
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“What the fuck did you just fucking call me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I’m top poster on Kiwi Farms , I’ve been involved since CWCiki, and I have over 300 confirmed Featured Threads. I was trained by Null and I’m the top doxer in the entire KF user base. You are nothing to me but just another potential lolcow. I will m.ilk you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my words. You think you can get away with calling me faggot over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of doxers across KF and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fagit . The storm that links and archives the autistic spergfest you call your life. You’re fucking doxed, kid. I can find every Twitter chimp-out, FurAffinty post, and animu lewds you’ve commissioned and that’s just with my MacBook. Not only have I memed extensively , but I have access to an entire arsenal of sock puppets and I will use them to expose the full extent of your online fuckery to the entire internet , you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” introduction comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fagit. I will shitpost all over your profile page and you will drown in it. You’re fucking doxed, kiddo."
 
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Hi,

Nice to meet you. I joined the party, because I like kiwis and the jokes of life itself.

I never had in mine mind I would meet you here.

Enjoy the ride.
 
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