حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[Cosmos]

It's one thing to offhandedly mention that you're better than Chris once or twice, but she did it many, many, MANY times, for literally 7 years. People who are obsessed with "proving" how much better they are than Chris are just pathetic. Find a higher bar to jump over. Chris's is so low in the ground it's being melted by Earth's mantle.

 

[Lady of the House]

Wew, the legacy of this girl is really insane. Probably not the best idea to send a troon who's mentally unstable and out for your blood your real address and name.

Also how do you join a site that continually rags on the type of media you're into? It seems that her main thing on this site was vendetta against CWC in an effort to prove continuously that she's not as autistic as him. Once you unironically get a dakimakura you should just accept that there's something wrong with you.

 

[Trusty Patches]

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Find a higher bar to jump over.

Like Nick Bate?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

There once was an autist named Harriet
Who had a thread, but tried to bury it
The unfortunate creature
Wound up being featured
For laughs from a broad commentariat.

 

[Diabeetus]

It's one thing to offhandedly mention that you're better than Chris once or twice, but she did it many, many, MANY times, for literally 7 years. People who are obsessed with "proving" how much better they are than Chris are just pathetic. Find a higher bar to jump over. Chris's is so low in the ground it's being melted by Earth's mantle.

It's like bullying the quiet, timid kid at school even though he hasn't done anything wrong. If you have to prove your dominance over someone who never wanted to be dominant, it shows how much of a bitch you are. A-Logs are cunts who don't know how to laugh at a cow without crying and getting worked up, because they know deep down, when they look into that cow's eyes, they see themselves in them. It's sad, really.

 

[NoFeline]

The only time I'll ever recommend someone stay dressed down.
In all the "nice" pics she just looks like one of the speedrunner troons. Though, I guess in the brony fandom it might pay to make people think you have a secret dick.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

There once was an autist named Harriet
Who had a thread, but tried to bury it
The unfortunate creature
Wound up being featured
For laughs from a broad commentariat.

You win this thread.

 

[GS 281]

okay so i have been busy all day working on stuff off-site, but i have talked with @LagoonaBlue a few times about this thread. I feel like it is important to share some things with you because I feel that there should be a whole lot more sympathy paid to this young woman.

We're aware that she has an abusive family and a father who beats her and her mother.

What you should consider is that she is literally disabled and you are picking on a disabled young woman

I think based on all this, we should probably lighten up on her.

If anything, her family are the ones who should be investigated.

 

[sperginity]

There once was an autist named Harriet
Who had a thread, but tried to bury it
The unfortunate creature
Wound up being featured
For laughs from a broad commentariat.

Do you do haikus, too? Your Limericks are great btw.

 

[Super Collie]

okay so i have been busy all day working on stuff off-site, but i have talked with @LagoonaBlue a few times about this thread. I feel like it is important to share some things with you because I feel that there should be a whole lot more sympathy paid to this young woman.

We're aware that she has an abusive family and a father who beats her and her mother.
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What you should consider is that she is literally disabled and you are picking on a disabled young woman
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I think based on all this, we should probably lighten up on her.

If anything, her family are the ones who should be investigated.

"I want all those pictures of my house OFF THE INTERNET. My mother and father are very angry at me!!!"

I thought she was better than Chris though?

 

[KE 521]

okay so i have been busy all day working on stuff off-site, but i have talked with @LagoonaBlue a few times about this thread. I feel like it is important to share some things with you because I feel that there should be a whole lot more sympathy paid to this young woman.

We're aware that she has an abusive family and a father who beats her and her mother.
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What you should consider is that she is literally disabled and you are picking on a disabled young woman
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I think based on all this, we should probably lighten up on her.

If anything, her family are the ones who should be investigated.

I mean, she did not show mercy to Chris, but asks for mercy based on “abuse” which is basically the most overused word in the English language rn... with what proof her complaints? But we laugh at cows who claim they are so abused and mistreated... like stay out the kitchen if you can’t stand the heat

Sneasel and trombonista were the ones who tried to stop the thread from being made on her, yeah?

 

[introman]

okay so i have been busy all day working on stuff off-site, but i have talked with @LagoonaBlue a few times about this thread. I feel like it is important to share some things with you because I feel that there should be a whole lot more sympathy paid to this young woman.

We're aware that she has an abusive family and a father who beats her and her mother.
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What you should consider is that she is literally disabled and you are picking on a disabled young woman
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I think based on all this, we should probably lighten up on her.

If anything, her family are the ones who should be investigated.

This person was braggin' to Autphag last year of getting her own place with a member of the kiwifarms due to the UK's tugboat services. Just informing you that Lagoona either botched up the deal or might be lying.

 

[DuckSucker]

She also really likes talking about her bodily functions on Twitter for...some reason??

Spoiler: meat and dairy

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Fucking WHY?

At the same time "My farts are only big because I eat a lot of meat(/protein)" is something I feel like should be in random.txt
So good on ya, I guess.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Wait, you can get a literal Autism Get Out of Jail Free Card?

 

[GS 281]

Sneasel and trombonista were the ones who tried to stop the thread from being made on her, yeah?

I have a heart, okay?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I have a heart, okay?

If that's all true then why wasn't she mercy banned like @scared sheep?

She really should stop doing risky things that she knows will anger her dad (not saying that he is in the right). She says she has dildoes on display even though her dad would be pissed off. She constantly posts stuff online that could anger her dad. It seems like risky behavior that purposely pokes the bear.

 

[AJ 447]

Damn, imagine your dad trying to murder you MORE THAN ONCE, and your mom still not leaving him. LOL that's fucking harsh, dude.

 

[Ido]

She really should stop doing risky things that she knows will anger her dad (not saying that he is in the right). She says she has dildoes on display even though her dad would be pissed off. She constantly posts stuff online that could anger her dad. It seems like risky behavior that purposely pokes the bear.

I was going to post exactly this but you beat me. It honestly feels like the tumblr cows when they try to pull the "my parents are abusive" card for asspats and pity. Maybe it happened maybe it didn't I can't say, and I know she overshares but constantly bringing up how bad her parents are, while still living with them at 24 is ridiculous. Either she would've been kicked out or dead apparently if they were as bad as she said, or she could've left on her own...

 

[Jaiman]

We're aware that she has an abusive family and a father who beats her and her mother.
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What you should consider is that she is literally disabled and you are picking on a disabled young woman
View attachment 567172

I mean, she did not show mercy to Chris, but asks for mercy based on “abuse” which is basically the most overused word in the English language rn... with what proof her complaints? But we laugh at cows who claim they are so abused and mistreated... like stay out the kitchen if you can’t stand the heat

She really should stop doing risky things that she knows will anger her dad (not saying that he is in the right). She says she has dildoes on display even though her dad would be pissed off. She constantly posts stuff online that could anger her dad. It seems like risky behavior that purposely pokes the bear.

Chris's parents were also abusive, maybe not on the same level as Lagoona claims, but Chris still a lot of neglect that made her the person she is today.
As sad as Lagoona's home life might be (and I really do hope she gets out ASAP), her content is undeniably funny. As a Kiwi for more than three years, she should know she should have been very careful about her online footprint, and it really doesn't seem like she cared about it until it actually bit her in the ass.