حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[OG 666]

Anyways, I did a little searching, and Harriet should really come up with new sob stories. This is the 4th time she has said that her parents will kick her out of her house if people don't stop bullying her on the internet.

This is referring to someone she got in a fight with on Twitter.

This is referring to AssignedMale.

This one...I don't even know what this one is about? Maybe AssignedMale again? She was back to sperging about normal shit the next day, so she clearly turned out fine.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

What irks me is if she was afraid of her father finding out about this thread because he’ll randomly google her name then why would she continue to reply here and bump up her thread?

Because she made it all up for asspats and :autism:

 

[LiveFromNS]

Her "abusive" parents probably abuse her by telling her to get off the internet.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

See, what I can't understand about the abuse claims is this.

If Lagoona is in such a perilous situation and if her father would literally try to kill her over her autistic special interests, her sex life, or anything else... why does she obsessively-compulsively smear all that shit all over the Internet, without so much as using an alias that isn't easily traced back to her while she's at it? If she's really in danger of being beaten for owning sex toys, why does she leave one on display in the middle of her bedroom? If her gross nudes and pony panty shots are legitimately endangering her life, why are they also on Twitter? The Internet isn't a pretty pastel diary with a lock and key. I can understand - to an extent - the terminally clueless failing to realize it if only because they always fucking do, but how in the world is it possible that this woman spent three years on goddamn Kiwi Farms and still failed to figure out that just maybe chronically oversharing online is not the brilliant idea she thought it was?

I know: :autism:. The answer is always :autism:. Even so, I think I can be forgiven for failing to take Lagoona's word for it that her Kiwi Farms thread is literally endangering her very life, when it's little more than a Greatest Hits compilation of things she herself gladly uploaded then left there to rot. If owning a Rick and Morty sex aid could genuinely get me beaten to death, I'd at least put the damn thing in a drawer.

I don't think the abuse she claims is the life threatening kind of abuse, to me sounds like his dad gets feed up of her shit from time to time and score a couple of bitch slaps and she exaggerates the whole ordeal for... reasons.
Plus for everything that has transpired about the parents doesn't sound like they're technological illiterates, I don't believe she could simply hide on plain view her internet footprint from them.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Your shitty upbringing should never be an excuse to act like a cunt.

Take your Halal thread with grace and dignity. The less you interact on it, the less content for people to laugh at.

What you put into the universe is what you'll receive back.

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

Clearly she's never heard of the law of diminishing returns.

Going through these screencaps, the thing that really stands out to me is her habit of derailing completely innocuous conversations to go on about how awful her parents are to her and how her father is abusive. Practically half her twitter history reads as follows:

A Person: I miss this Twitter feature.
Lagoona: MY PARENTS ARE TOTALLY ABUSIVE

Some Brony: My mom doesn't like my hobbies.
Lagoona: MY DAD BEAT ME UP OVER CORNFLAKES AND KIDS' TV

Mopey Bastard: I am having a bad day.
Lagoona: MY FATHER TRIED TO MURDER ME FOR REALSIES

Yes, thank you for making this entire, entirely unrelated conversation all about you and your endless fucking issues again, Lagoona. When did you say you were moving out again? You're actually planning on still cluttering up your parents' place five years later? Fascinating. This constant game of one-upmanship and insistence on being the biggest victim in the room is making her attempts to turn the Assigned Male thread into a combination of private hugbox and personal army look positively benign. Funny she's got such a downer on SJWs when she's clearly been running in the Oppression Olympics for years.

 

[Erica]

I want to have some more heart but it’s a bit difficult to considering she’s been doing this to other autistic cows here.

If it’s really an immediate concern, I’d think to see her nuke her social media accounts. Maybe I’m incorrect about her fathers tech saviness, but most people will not read through a kiwifarms thread. So despite archives, deleting your social media accounts would be fairly effective in getting older people who aren’t as familiar with internet forums off your trail.

And I realize this may be “helping” her, but I’m hoping she’s already thought of this and this is just a charade to get the thread removed. It would be pathetic but at least the abuse wouldn’t be a credible threat.

 

[TedBovisUK]

You try sitting down with big tits.

Well, a couple of years ago I sat at the same bar as Liam Gallagher and Richard Littlejohn... does that count?

 

[Graffiti canvas]

What irks me is if she was afraid of her father finding out about this thread because he’ll randomly google her name then why would she continue to reply here and bump up her thread?

In her defense she hasn't in over twelve hours. Still touching za poop on her profile though.

In all practicality, they've most likely been thread banned ages ago and are unable to respond or interact with this thread.

 

[LongtimeLurker]

I don't think the abuse she claims is the life threatening kind of abuse, to me sounds like his dad gets feed up of her shit from time to time and score a couple of bitch slaps and she exaggerates the whole ordeal for... reasons.

This is exactly the vibe I got. You see it all the time on Tumblr. The whole "constantly talking about how abused you are but refusing to do anything about it" thing. Plus she's so paranoid about her father killing her or making her homeless whenever she stirs up shit online but... he won't kill her or make her homeless for constantly telling everyone how abusive he is?
Not to mention the fact that she wanted to report that comedian guy for child endangerment because he blocked her on Twitter makes me less inclined to believe her dad is gonna literally kill her over her spergery so much as he'll probably just go "goddammit Harriet get the fuck off the internet."

 

[DNA_JACKED]

She isnt in any real danger, despite her twitter bitching otherwise. She has been an adult for 6 years, and lives in a European country infamous for people living their entire lives on the dole, one that has immense help for those with mental disabilities.

If she still hasnt moved out, she is just being a classic autist and either outright lying or massively overplaying her situation. Aspies are socially unaware and awkward, but they are not stupid, and physical violence would make her leave home real damn quick.

The "abuse" is probably her father being pissed at her fucking things up like the autist she is, combined with his impotent rage at his 24 year old daughter living at home brony-ing it up instead of doing something with her life. She, of course, takes his anger and twists it into abuse, because :autism::autism::autism:.

 

[AbraCadaver]

See, what I can't understand about the abuse claims is this.

If Lagoona is in such a perilous situation and if her father would literally try to kill her over her autistic special interests, her sex life, or anything else... why does she obsessively-compulsively smear all that shit all over the Internet, without so much as using an alias that isn't easily traced back to her while she's at it? If she's really in danger of being beaten for owning sex toys, why does she leave one on display in the middle of her bedroom? If her gross nudes and pony panty shots are legitimately endangering her life, why are they also on Twitter? The Internet isn't a pretty pastel diary with a lock and key. I can understand - to an extent - the terminally clueless failing to realize it if only because they always fucking do, but how in the world is it possible that this woman spent three years on goddamn Kiwi Farms and still failed to figure out that just maybe chronically oversharing online is not the brilliant idea she thought it was?

I know: :autism:. The answer is always :autism:. Even so, I think I can be forgiven for failing to take Lagoona's word for it that her Kiwi Farms thread is literally endangering her very life, when it's little more than a Greatest Hits compilation of things she herself gladly uploaded then left there to rot. If owning a Rick and Morty sex aid could genuinely get me beaten to death, I'd at least put the damn thing in a drawer.

She also constantly brags about doing things that would annoy her parents. She states they NEVER set foot in her room, cuz if they did they’d see a giant dildo right in the open. She says she strips on Skype for funsies and jerks it for strange dudes on there and doesn’t care that it would infuriate her folks. Then she changes her tune and does this “I’m terrified for my LIFE” thing when she gets a thread. Perhaps her home is abusive and I would feel awful if it was, but it doesn’t seem to add up. If every day is a struggle to survive then just MOVE.

I tried to kindly advise her over and over to walk away from this thread and at least give it some thought, but she had to bump it a billion times to let us know how mad she wasn’t about it.

 

[Lunachu]

I want to believe her, but it’s hard. How many times have we seen lolcows on twitter etc talking about how their parents are like sooooo abusive and it turns out to be bullshit?

 

[AnotherForumUser]

This is exactly the vibe I got. You see it all the time on Tumblr. The whole "constantly talking about how abused you are but refusing to do anything about it" thing. Plus she's so paranoid about her father killing her or making her homeless whenever she stirs up shit online but... he won't kill her or make her homeless for constantly telling everyone how abusive he is?
Not to mention the fact that she wanted to report that comedian guy for child endangerment because he blocked her on Twitter makes me less inclined to believe her dad is gonna literally kill her over her spergery so much as he'll probably just go "goddammit Harriet get the fuck off the internet."

It kind of reminds me of the people who threaten suicide as a manipulation tactic. It's selfish as fuck and trivializes serious things.

 

[Adamska]

I want to believe her, but it’s hard. How many times have we seen lolcows on twitter etc talking about how their parents are like sooooo abusive and it turns out to be bullshit?

Honestly my guess is her folks are just losing their patience with her complete lack of wanting to do anything with life and are ribbing her to try and get better. Probably by pointing out how Chris at least makes money as an 'artist' via paymetons and so on. I mean, besides getting 2.2 on the British Exam systems to get an English Degree, what does she do besides write embarrassing porn, stalk autists on social media, and draw embarrassing pony OCs?

 

[TedBovisUK]

Serious question... what is it about the Mighty Boosh that attracts spergs and autists?

From what I've seen of the Mighty Boosh fanbase, that accounts for something like 95% of them. I used to know a guy who had OCD up the wazoo, he was a Mighty Boosh fan and insisted on showing me a couple of episodes. I didn't like it, it's harmless enough and it's not actively offensive but it's just not my thing. Yet despite the fact that he sat through both episodes in awed silence as if his mind was permanently being blown by the fact that two human beings were capable of such cleverness, he still had the nerve to bitch at me because I wasn't laughing.

"I didn't hear you laughing either", I said.
"Well, it's not laugh out loud comedy, is it?" came the reply.
So yeah, there's that.

Again speaking from experience, Rick and Morty fans tend to be absolute lunatics.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Honestly my guess is her folks are just losing their patience with her complete lack of wanting to do anything with life and are ribbing her to try and get better. Probably by pointing out how Chris at least makes money as an 'artist' via paymetons and so on. I mean, besides getting 2.2 on the British Exam systems to get an English Degree, what does she do besides write embarrassing porn, stalk autists on social media, and draw embarrassing pony OCs?

In setting out on a years-long mission to prove she’s better than Chris, she ended up proving the exact opposite. That is truly something.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Serious question... what is it about the Mighty Boosh that attracts spergs and autists?

Random humor seems to always attract speds

 

[TedBovisUK]

That video with Chris trying to do a one-man Monty Python show is legitimately one of the most horrifying and upsetting things I've ever seen. 'I don't have a university education or any comic abilities whatsoever, but I can spout gibberish and run around my bedroom naked, that counts, right?' Yeesh.

 

[Pop-Tart]

Hmmmmmmmmm. I think the Zucc is trying to tell us something.