Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Gee, what are the chances John whipped out his phone and took a picture of the exact second Frank was screaming, pumping his fist, and holding up his perfectly fanned cards like he was ripped from a 90s advert? What super-authentic game enthusiasts.

He sure seems excited for someone with just a single tapped card in play. Also, you can tell it was a real serious game by the way John laid his hand face-up on the table.

My favourite detail is the digital chess clock as if they're playing a massively competitive game. Imagine how much money Wu has spent on these stupid cards. I bet this is the only actual game she'll ever play of it.
 
haah what accomplishments?

Paying someone to mutilate your penis? Failing at everything you've ever attempted?

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But John, your entire political run was based on 'politics and the media are so sexist, vote for me I'm female and picked on'. If you don't want to be known only as that """woman""" who's a 'victim of sexism' all the time, try actually having some achievements to speak of. And by achievements, I don't mean playing a stupid card game with your screaming paypig of a husband, or pretending the game you got everyone else to make and was a total flop makes you an 'engineer'.

(It's becoming less and less possible to post on John without using lolquotation marks all the time)
 
John "as an engineer" why don't you try and put strobe lights on the damn thing before using it, that would be so dope when you blow your head off using it

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It will be collecting dust in a week like both VR headsets and his gaming pc. John is all about bragging about buying things to add to his collection and to show off but not buying things he’d use.

Frank doesn’t make enough money for that style of spending.
 
That Dyson hair tool is $500. Considering everyone on the podcast got one, she definitely got hers free of charge in exchange for shilling.

But. You know. Brianna Wu can’t be bought by corporations.

She’s still going to show up to events with dirty, oily hair, and she’s still going to complain about paying stylists $300 per month for blowouts.

Let's also never forget that in that era you had a penis and also were working for the Republican Party.

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It’s funny that when asked about her own politics, she discusses growth because the ‘90s were “so long ago.” Yet with Lynch, a “leopard can’t change its spots.”

In Brianna’s case, the leopard decided it was a hyena, married a pay pig, and changed its name.
 
It’s funny that when asked about her own politics, she discusses growth because the ‘90s were “so long ago.” Yet with Lynch, a “leopard can’t change its spots.”

In Brianna’s case, the leopard decided it was a hyena, married a pay pig, and changed its name.

It's like that thing with animals, persistence of something maybe, I don't think Wu really gets that Lynch existed and had a life like everyone else before he came to Wu's attention and became... I don't want to call him Wu's nemesis, fucking Skeletor had more success against He-Man than Wu has had against Lynch.
 
Let's also never forget that in that era you had a penis and also were working for the Republican Party.

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And stupid, too. First, allowing the gay panic defense wouldn't have gotten Shepard off scot-free; he actually used the gay panic defense and it didn't work. When that defense has been used successfully, it's almost entirely as a mitigating factor taking into account the emotional state of the defendant, resulting in a possibly lesser sentence, not as something to get someone acquitted.

Wu is simply amazing. Even when the subject is things in her wheelhouse, she's actually not smart enough to get them right. I don't think she's trying to be misleading here, I think she's actually just this dumb.
 
Actual fact about #Revolution60 play test data: it doesn't exist because no one played this mutilated rat carcass of a game.

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I'll give you a hint, John: it was between -1 and 1.

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"2/ You can be professional and follow the rules, or you can be rogue and do what it takes to accomplish your mission."

John had that same choice to make during his scampaign. He chose to go "rogue and do what it takes to accomplish his mission".

Result? Ha-Ha, kid.

How big was your penis, John?

John: Honestly it's been ten years so I don't remember the size of my dismembered member.
 
Let's also never forget that in that era you had a penis and also were working for the Republican Party.

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Never forget that in the same year as Lynch introduced that "gay panic" amendment (which went nowhere), 1996, Hillary Clinton helped push through the so-called "Defense of Marriage Act," literally federally authorizing states to outlaw gay marriage.
 
But John, your entire political run was based on 'politics and the media are so sexist, vote for me I'm female and picked on'. If you don't want to be known only as that """woman""" who's a 'victim of sexism' all the time, try actually having some achievements to speak of. And by achievements, I don't mean playing a stupid card game with your screaming paypig of a husband, or pretending the game you got everyone else to make and was a total flop makes you an 'engineer'.

(It's becoming less and less possible to post on John without using lolquotation marks all the time)
John still hasn't figured out a way to parlay being a "victim of GamerGate" into a political platform, so he's emphasising being a woman. His actual political goals do not go beyond "get elected" or even just "get attention". He has no actual ideas or opinions to run with; he just uses false identity claims as election platforms and gets support among dumbfuck leftists by parroting expedient sentiments on Twitter. He has no substance as a human, no thoughts or ideas of his own and no goals except to get attention and money. It's honestly scary. It's the kind of hollowness you see in serial killers, which is apt since if he somehow becomes big news politically then the born-a-man Sword of Damocles will fall and he'll probably shoot up a Porsche dealership.
 
One of the last remaining ones, it would seem. Poor Natalie, looks like it's four glasses of water to fill up for dinner again...

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Man has that thing disintegrated over time. Then again, if Frank is willing to drop tens of thousands on Wu then she doesn't really need idiots giving her play money anymore.
John still hasn't figured out a way to parlay being a "victim of GamerGate" into a political platform, so he's emphasising being a woman. His actual political goals do not go beyond "get elected" or even just "get attention". He has no actual ideas or opinions to run with; he just uses false identity claims as election platforms and gets support among dumbfuck leftists by parroting expedient sentiments on Twitter. He has no substance as a human, no thoughts or ideas of his own and no goals except to get attention and money. It's honestly scary. It's the kind of hollowness you see in serial killers, which is apt since if he somehow becomes big news politically then the born-a-man Sword of Damocles will fall and he'll probably shoot up a Porsche dealership.
John's a sociopath but I don't see him ever having the balls (lol) to be a murderer. He's way too cowardly to ever try a true physical assault on someone outside of the occasional tossed iPad. He'd much rather use his connections and influence to attack people in different ways like getting them deplatformed or fired. In a lot of ways, I see Brianna more as a failed L Ron Hubbard.
 
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Man has that thing disintegrated over time. Then again, if Frank is willing to drop tens of thousands on Wu then she doesn't really need idiots giving her play money anymore.

John's a sociopath but I don't see him ever having the balls (lol) to be a murderer. He's way too cowardly to ever try a true physical assault on someone outside of the occasional tossed iPad. He'd much rather use his connections and influence to attack people in different ways like getting them deplatformed or fired. In a lot of ways, I see Brianna more as a failed L Ron Hubbard.
I think he's crazier than he is cowardly. We are talking about a rapist who had a screaming meltdown at the staff of a school paper, and tries to alter reality via Wikipedia edits. We are talking about someone whose entire existence - past and present - is an obsessively, poorly maintained delusion. Contemplate that if Flu went back in time even 50 years he'd be put in an asylum. I'm not saying it's a foregone conclusion that he'll drive his Porsche through a Trump rally next election, but if I saw that balding wendigo carrying a violin case I'd excuse myself from the building in a hurry.
 
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