حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[GS 281]

For those who do not frequent the Chris-Chan board, for a time, null had control of Chris' twitter and would use it to simply block speds who were trying to give chris a hard time. There are so many fucking speds that the wall of piss just grows my the day and you can't really make a dent. One of the speds that was blocked by null was @LagoonaBlue. She was blocked for... well you already seen what for. Because of this, she had an autistic meltdown of monumental proportions which spilled out over the course of a weekend in my Discord messenger. Below is an unedited chat with her and the highlights because no one's gonna wanna read all this shit.

She first contacted me about the blocking and why it happened.

1. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:34 PM
2. can i ask something
3. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:34 PM
4. sure dude
5. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:34 PM
6. i'm still wondering why the fuck chris-chan blocked me
7. I have nothing against the guy. I see him as nasty, yes, but he has no social skills.(edited)
8. HE COULD learn but chooses not to, and that's what's sad. he's stuck as a permanent child.
9. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:34 PM
10. because the person who sniffed you out also reported you to null and null has control of all of chris' social media
11. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:35 PM
12. the fuck
13. i did nothing wrong
14. i don't mean to be sad but i personally am confused
15. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:36 PM
16. its not the end of the world lol
17. all he did was block you
18. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:36 PM
19. kinda is
20. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:36 PM
21. hes not gonna ban you
22. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:36 PM
23. No but what did I do wrong?
24. there are people who are far nastier to Chris
25. It kinda is for me, if you're forgetting my dox are linked to my acocunt(edited)
26. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:38 PM
27. all they did was tell null
28. all null did was block you from contacting him
29. nothing further will happen

Eventually she began demanding to talk to the person who found her out because she wanted to "apologize", but she was told it was handled. She still wanted to inform the person that she has autism though.

1. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:38 PM
2. dude i handled it for you
3. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:38 PM
4. how?
5. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:38 PM
6. youre good
7. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:39 PM
8. what did you do exactly
9. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:39 PM
10. because the dude who spotted you is tight with me
11. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:39 PM
12. did you tell them i have autism and that i am not going out of my way to be nasty, that genuinely i come off as an ass because sometimes that IS my way of showing concern?

She remained relentless that she wanted to talk it out and get unblocked.

1. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:40 PM
2. i still think all parties should apologise
3. that's my opinion
4. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:40 PM
5. trust me it is best to let it lay
6. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:40 PM
7. well i'd like unblocked.

1. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:41 PM
2. youre saying it was unfair to block you?
3. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:42 PM
4. there are people that are genuinely nasty
5. Then there's me.
6. who genuinely IS concerned for the guy's wellbeing

1. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:43 PM
2. i'm actually genuinely upset
3. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:44 PM
4. can you gimme a sec friend?
5. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:44 PM
6. i don't think i can call you a friend any more tbh

Swinging for the fences for pity points here. The histrionics here are breathtaking

1. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:48 PM
2. if I was you'd have told me you thought my behaviour was inappropriate but no
3. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:49 PM
4. i didnt know about it until yesterday
5. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:49 PM
6. you know what?
7. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:50 PM
8. the twitter activity
9. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:50 PM
10. ok so me telling people not to push chris, someone who i see as a lost cause, not to get a job is harmful?
11. My sister works with disabled people, none of whom have jobs. They lack the social skills required. I have seen this first hand.
12. I don't want to die.
13. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:52 PM
14. why would you die?
15. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:52 PM
16. never mind
17. My uncle just died, this is GENUINELY the last thing I need
18. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:53 PM
19. im sorry to hear that
20. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:53 PM
21. I'm honestly terrified and you're clearly gaining pleasure from this
    1. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:53 PM
    2. how am i gaining pleasure from anything? i feel bad for you that youre distraught over this
    3. what are you terrified of?
    4. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:54 PM
    5. you are all going to go back on what you said, my father will find out about what i get up to, i either end up homeless or physically attacked
    6. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:55 PM
    7. what?
    8. what makes you assume these things?
    9. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:55 PM
    10. i genuinely don't mean to make myself a sitting duck for your shit but if that's how you see me then so be it

This was months before this thread was made. She was scared that Chris would talk shit about her and that if he did, her dad would kill her.

1. agoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:59 PM
2. I still live with my parents. My father would most likely physically attack me
3. My mother would call me names, make up lies about me.
4. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:59 PM
5. is your father physically abusive?
6. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 5:59 PM
7. he fucking tried to strangle me once
8. woke weavile - Yesterday at 5:59 PM
9. has she done that in the past?
10. wow what??
11. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:00 PM
12. had to attend a uni trip wearing a scarf to cover the bruise on my neck
13. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:00 PM
14. thats not cool at all
15. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:00 PM
16. exactly
17. why did you lot put me at even more risk than i am currently
18. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:00 PM
19. i am really sorry he had done that to you
20. how have you been put at risk?
21. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:00 PM
22. with this shit
23. i just want to apologise, i genuinely have nothing against anyone involved and am worried for my life
24. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:01 PM
25. lagoona, you were the one who made the tweets. you were blocked from further contact with chris. nothing further has happened. how are you at risk
26. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:02 PM
27. That gives him an opportunity to talk shit about me
28. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:02 PM
29. how though? all you got was a block, nothing more

She has a warped sense of self-awareness here

1. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:09 PM
2. well perhaps you shouldnt be contacting these people
3. perhaps this block is a good thing for you
4. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:09 PM
5. not really
6. it's just going to make me even more paranoid
7. it' just going to hurt me
8. this isn't working at all, is it
9. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:10 PM
10. how will it make you paranoid and hurt you
11. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:10 PM
12. "Oh I'm not buying your crocodile tears!" I hear you murmur.
13. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:11 PM
14. im trying to help you through this. i havent said that at all
15. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:11 PM
16. if you were trying to help me you'd realise I genuinely did NOT mean anything in malice and can happily explain anything you may have misconstrued as an attack on chris

More pity powerleveling

1. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:13 PM
2. i had genuinely contemplated sending chris some mindfulness colouring stuff, he seems to get upset often and i do mindfulness colouring and the like when i'm sad
3. and it helps me, because it lets me focus on something completely unrelated to my anger
4. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:16 PM
5. but you arent a friend of his. he doesnt know you or anything about you. further, you aren't a licensed therapist. think about this for a second. you are hysterically crying over being prevented from contacting someone who has never spoken to you, who deals with harassment on a daily basis. you are not entitled to taking a position within his webspace.
6. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:17 PM
7. ...
8. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:18 PM
9. im sorry but thats how it is
10. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:18 PM
11. I give up. I honestly just wanted to do something nice and I guess I can't even do that.
12. I get shit on a daily basis as well for how I act, look, smell etc
13. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:19 PM
14. that certainly isnt right
15. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:19 PM
16. What isn't
17. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:19 PM
18. that youd get shit for any of those things
19. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:20 PM
20. I know fine you were all laughing at me on my Twitter profile
21. Because of my hair
22. As someone said, it's "point coloured"
23. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:20 PM
24. no one was laughing at you
25. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:20 PM
26. *poo coloured

Offering up autism papers

1. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 6:24 PM
2. Do you want proof of my aspergers diagnosis
3. I can easily send you my diagnosis papers
4. Because you don't seem to understand that other people on the spectrum have similar behaviours to Chris
5. I was genuinely just wanting to be nice and help people
6. woke weavile - Yesterday at 6:28 PM
7. i believe you have aspergers. i dont doubt that. i have observed it before too. can you leave him alone though

I thought that ignoring her for a while would let this all pass, but she kept msging me about it.

1. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 11:38 PM
2. I'm up
3. How so you tell someone to fuck off
4. July 15, 2018
5. LagoonaPony - Today at 2:01 AM
6. Never mind they blocked me.
7. LagoonaPony - Today at 11:29 AM
8. if you're going to ask how i am, the answer is "still pissed off"
9. woke weavile - Today at 11:43 AM
10. Why? You really have nothing to be mad about
11. LagoonaPony - Today at 11:43 AM
12. you lot betrayed my trust, so i kinda do
13. woke weavile - Today at 11:44 AM
14. How was your trust betrayed
15. LagoonaPony - Today at 11:45 AM
16. i kinda feel like you took me for an idiot(edited)

1. LagoonaPony - Today at 11:51 AM
2. I trusted your opinion of me, you've kinda gone and ruined that with what you said last night.
3. You need to tell me RIGHT AWAY if you disagree with me.
4. or if I've upset you.
5. or someone you care about.
6. woke weavile - Today at 11:51 AM
7. Well who was the one screeching at chris on twitter
8. LagoonaPony - Today at 11:52 AM
9. I'm not a parrot, I'm a person.
10. and not me, I was nothing but civil
11. I will buy you a thesaurus since you can't seem to use the correct onomatopoeia
12. woke weavile - Today at 11:54 AM
13. Ok well I’m sorry that you are pissed but you have no reason to be
14. LagoonaPony - Today at 11:54 AM
15. yeah i am, you just insulted me
16. you implied all i do is shriek like a small child

More mental health whinging.

1. LagoonaPony - Today at 11:59 AM
2. this is effectively a story without a conclusion. This sort of shit depresses me, because I just want acceptance and forgiveness.
3. woke weavile - Today at 11:59 AM
4. From who? Chris?
5. LagoonaPony - Today at 12:00 PM
6. this is why i have problems with mental health, because if i don't get closure on a situation i'm left with a lot of "whys" and "what ifs"
7. and it scares me
8. I don't know how much you understand of that, but please try.
9. woke weavile - Today at 12:01 PM
10. You need closure with chris?
11. LagoonaPony - Today at 12:02 PM
12. everyone i've wronged, because then i get depressed, i get assigned a doctor who knows nothing about autism and ends up insulting me, i go back to square one.
13. woke weavile - Today at 12:03 PM
14. Chris isn’t upset with you he doesn’t know who you are
15. LagoonaPony - Today at 12:03 PM
16. well i'm terrified of his white knights

Being blocked by Chris is literally like being "BLOCKED BY GOD"

1. LagoonaPony - Yesterday at 10:01 PM
2. Also how can I, I was unfairly blocked. This is a shit analogy but this must be how people who suddenly lose their faith feel.
3. It's like being blocked by god
4. woke weavile - Yesterday at 10:01 PM
5. wow

Here is the full thing if youre really that bored.

https://pastebin.com/t2SwNu7D

 

[LN 910]

I still can't comprehend if she felt she was personally in danger by @ing Chris then why did she do it? Unless she was lying, but still imagine being such a shit troll you use your personal account to talk shit about someone then try to get unblocked to keep doing it.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

For those who do not frequent the Chris-Chan board, for a time, null had control of Chris' twitter and would use it to simply block speds who were trying to give chris a hard time. There are so many fucking speds that the wall of piss just grows my the day and you can't really make a dent. One of the speds that was blocked by null was @LagoonaBlue. She was blocked for... well you already seen what for. Because of this, she had an autistic meltdown of monumental proportions which spilled out over the course of a weekend in my Discord messenger. Below is an unedited chat with her and the highlights because no one's gonna wanna read all this shit.

She first contacted me about the blocking and why it happened.



Eventually she began demanding to talk to the person who found her out because she wanted to "apologize", but she was told it was handled. She still wanted to inform the person that she has autism though.



She remained relentless that she wanted to talk it out and get unblocked.



Swinging for the fences for pity points here. The histrionics here are breathtaking



This was months before this thread was made. She was scared that Chris would talk shit about her and that if he did, her dad would kill her.



She has a warped sense of self-awareness here



More pity powerleveling



Offering up autism papers



I thought that ignoring her for a while would let this all pass, but she kept msging me about it.





More mental health whinging.



Being blocked by Chris is literally like being "BLOCKED BY GOD"




Here is the full thing if youre really that bored.

https://pastebin.com/t2SwNu7D

man, that is a lot of ranting. Kind of sad how people obsess over being better than others on the internet and being made fun of online. What ever happened to just ignoring people making fun of you and accepting good advice like an adult?

 

[FightenGnome]

I'm kind of late to the party, but why does she have sexual fantasies of Jon Tron? I get he is a funny guy, but he's not like some fully built superchad who walks into a chicks room fully naked with a 6 foot cock. He's more the kind of guy girls would want to have as a boyfriend, can make her laugh, and take her on adventures.

A girl lewding Jon Tron as an ideal pinnacle of male sexuality. Wow. Just when you think you've heard all the bizarre things people do, you come across another on Kiwifarms that makes you scratch your head.

I'm not even going to make fun of you @LagoonaBlue , I just want to know why.

 

[SJ 485]

For those who do not frequent the Chris-Chan board, for a time, null had control of Chris' twitter and would use it to simply block speds who were trying to give chris a hard time. There are so many fucking speds that the wall of piss just grows my the day and you can't really make a dent. One of the speds that was blocked by null was @LagoonaBlue. She was blocked for... well you already seen what for. Because of this, she had an autistic meltdown of monumental proportions which spilled out over the course of a weekend in my Discord messenger. Below is an unedited chat with her and the highlights because no one's gonna wanna read all this shit.

She first contacted me about the blocking and why it happened.



Eventually she began demanding to talk to the person who found her out because she wanted to "apologize", but she was told it was handled. She still wanted to inform the person that she has autism though.



She remained relentless that she wanted to talk it out and get unblocked.



Swinging for the fences for pity points here. The histrionics here are breathtaking



This was months before this thread was made. She was scared that Chris would talk shit about her and that if he did, her dad would kill her.



She has a warped sense of self-awareness here



More pity powerleveling



Offering up autism papers



I thought that ignoring her for a while would let this all pass, but she kept msging me about it.





More mental health whinging.



Being blocked by Chris is literally like being "BLOCKED BY GOD"




Here is the full thing if youre really that bored.

https://pastebin.com/t2SwNu7D

Compulsory reading for everyone who feels bad for this girl, you're being manipulated by a dumb autist.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Unlikely. She'd have to show that what that person did was legally actionable and that it was reasonably foreseeable that the job loss would cone about as a result.

Also, re. special needs. High functioning autism (and she is high functioning, because low functioning autists usually require carers and have learning disabilities) isn't special needs.

If she really is homeless, that genuinely sucks. But lots of high functioning autists live on their own at age 24. I don't know if it's different up there in the third world, but I doubt a local authority will consider her vulnerable enough to be rehoused by them. I'm sure she can go and stay with a fellow ponysperg pending getting her own place. Was she slung out because her parents were abusive or because they'd had enough of her mooching and not having a job in favour of writing eyeburning cartoon fapfics.

I think this thread stays all the same. We covered Phil throughout his "houselessness" and mooching. Such are the wages of A-logging.

I think you may be wrong, they wouldn’t check up on the alleged abuse so she’d just have to say her dad is a violent bully who beats her up on occasion and they’d take her at her word and her autism would be taken into account (IIRC it’s not the disability/special needs that’s judged but how the symptoms affect you personally) but government things like this are usually on a points based system so she’d not be put straight to the top of the housing list or anything.

She should see her local Citizens Advice & Rights to keep her right.

 

[Snuckening]

"I give up. I honestly just wanted to do something nice and I guess I can't even do that.
I get shit on a daily basis as well for how I act, look, smell etc"

Oh... Oh no...

She kinda reminds me of Chris begging Snyder to get back in the gamestop, while simultaneously calling him an asshole: "I swear, I only had the best intentions when I maced your employee!! I can't believe how mean and unreasonable you're being to me!!!"

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Okay so I might have missed something but how would this thread have made her homeless? Most of the stuff posted on here is old and tied to accounts under her real name. She's already stated she keeps her sex toys and weird fetish shit in open view in her bedroom and on her phone. Apparently people she knows IRL are familiar with her internet habits. So if good ol' Dad didn't know about her panties and her JonTron sexfiction already, why would he suddenly become aware now? Is he a Kiwi Farms lurker?

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Here is the full thing if youre really that bored.

Legit question here, Sneasel...

Is playing emotional tennis with speds THIS common as a mod around here? This goes on for so long that it seems you either have to be numb to it, or you genuinely enjoy it.

 

[admiral]

"I'm homeless" bitch no. You live in the UK, one of the easiest places in the world to get government housing/assisted living. Funny how someone who spent years mocking autists and sjws starts spouting the exact same shit as soon as she gets called out.

 

[Meowthkip]

Being blocked by Chris is literally like being "BLOCKED BY GOD"

Not blocked by GodBear?

Missed opportunity there, fam.

Legit question here, Sneasel...

Is playing emotional tennis with speds THIS common as a mod around here? This goes on for so long that it seems you either have to be numb to it, or you genuinely enjoy it.

From my experience, yes. You have to babysit a lot of very strange people.

I've gotten numb to it.

 

[LongtimeLurker]

It's all fun and games until a forum thread makes you homeless

tbh if my adult kid's adventures in Tardville kept getting the family home doxed I'd wanna kick 'em out too. She's reminding me of that guy who's parents had to sue him to make him move out.

Also if I was suddenly homeless I'd be using what internet connection I had to find some kind of shelter or facilities to help find me a place, not pouting on the Farms like a petulant child but eh that's just me.

 

[GS 281]

Legit question here, Sneasel...

Is playing emotional tennis with speds THIS common as a mod around here? This goes on for so long that it seems you either have to be numb to it, or you genuinely enjoy it.

You'd be surprised.

Staff generally don't talk about users who get cringy about weird shit, but when you have an instance like this, its like "this is a legit lolcow who just so happened to roam onto the farm, it'd be against our ethos to hold back on this content"

 

[wes]

I can't be sympathetic to someone who has been on KF for years and has not bothered to understand the "culture" of the forums. I don't know how a person can see how the obsessive A-Logger Michael Hirtes is treated for screeching at CWC, or that there's an entire thread in the CWC subforum dedicated to idiots trying to rile Chris up on Twitter and expect that they can do the same but be able to get away with it. To then double-down on this because autism suddenly excuses A-Logging shows something that a lot of cows featured on the Farms have; the inability to walk the fuck away from your keyboard. No amount of abuse claims matter when someone is voluntarily drawing and posting Rick Sanchez porn or how great they are at giving blowjobs.

If you can't have some form of self-reflection, anyone can be made a cow.

That being said, I've archived 48/55 of the pages of Lagoona's "personal" tag on Tumblr, where you can find many a gem. I was going to archive individual posts, but the whole tag is worth a read. Archive.is has been flakey for me so I'm not completely finished, but should finish it today.

EDIT: Finished it.

 

[Null]

@Autphag never let crazy stick its dick in you.

 

[TL 611]

9.I'm not a parrot, I'm a person.

I'm not a parrot, I'm a person.

Oh god is this a catchphrase she's come up with to backsass the people telling her to stop screeching?!

 

[P.F.H.]

I'm a dick but I don't care this shit is just unreal

 

[heathercho]

I feel like that whole conversation can be summed up with ;

Lagoona : I have autism.

woke weavile : well perhaps you shouldnt be contacting these people

Lagoona : I still have autism.

woke weavile : perhaps this block is a good thing for you

Lagoona : But there is still the issue of my autism.

woke weavile : wow

 

[Null]

I'm a dick but I don't care this shit is just unreal

>the UK
my arch rival, we meet again

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

She already wailed about how she was on the verge of homelessness when labelle doxed her back then. Also did several times in twitter.

Just like some will threaten suicide or self-harm when faced with criticism, she brings up the imminent homelessness thing every time she tries to fish for pity.
I doubt there's the slightest bit of truth to it, it's just an attempt at emotional manipulation to deflect criticism.

She's been on the verge of homelessness since she was 15, you'd think she'd have done some preparation with this serious concern always looming over her head, instead of buying a nintendo switch this year.

The homelessness threat isn't new at all, this comes all the way back from her early internet years. She'd bitch out with this when anyone proposed a "forum user get together" given most of them there were living in the UK. And she'd also brag about threatening her parents with leaving their house and being homeless.