Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Those fucking Dr*mpf-supporter rednecks who will probably open fire on your soy-coated ass the minute you step foot on their property just because they don't believe that women can have feminine penises, am I right, Dylan, am I right? Too bad you're not as fortunate as John who has two loving families who are all just so eager to spend the holiday season with him. Oh wait.

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AprilRains said:
These people scare easily. I wonder how they expect to win their proposed revolution.
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They just want the police to rise up and arrest everyone they don't like.

You know, the police who are literal Nazis who do nothing but murder minorities all day long because they're just that evil.
 
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John and Dylan need to find a twin hugbox they can crawl into together, so they can work through this impending and foretold Thanksgiving That Dripped Blood.

If they're scared that shitless just talking about these relatives with guns, I don't even know how they manage to work up the courage to post online about it. It's pretty sad to see supposed adults cower and squeak on social media like frightened neutered hamsters.

“If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.” - Frank Zappa

Thank the stars that John doesn't have children. And if Dylan has any luck at all, maybe his children will turn out to be just as weenie as he is.
 
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ZKWNordman said:
That Dyson hair tool is $500. Considering everyone on the podcast got one, she definitely got hers free of charge in exchange for shilling.

But. You know. Brianna Wu can’t be bought by corporations.

She’s still going to show up to events with dirty, oily hair, and she’s still going to complain about paying stylists $300 per month for blowouts.
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Considering John's ineptitude with all things electronic and mechanical and his lack of knowledge of anything used by real women, I think there's an excellent chance that we'll be reading about an electrocution in the near future.
 
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AnOminous said:
Never forget that in the same year as Lynch introduced that "gay panic" amendment (which went nowhere), 1996, Hillary Clinton helped push through the so-called "Defense of Marriage Act," literally federally authorizing states to outlaw gay marriage.
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It's almost as if LGBT rights only recently became politically advantageous to support on a national level.
 
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"I can field strip a Glock and enjoyed marksmanship as a hobby because I grew up in the South! I am cool around guns!"

"Is it socially acceptable to expose kids to guns?"

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Pick one, John.

Edit: I also love the comparison of carrying guns around kids to child brides, child molestation, and nigger lynching.
 
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The Nameless One said:
"I can field strip a Glock and enjoyed marksmanship as a hobby because I grew up in the South! I am cool around guns!"

"Is it socially acceptable to expose kids to guns?"

:thinking:

Pick one, John.

Edit: I also love the comparison of carrying guns around kids to child brides, child molestation, and nigger lynching.
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Growing up as a poor black girl in the South, Brianna had a lot of exposure to guns when she had to defend her feminist crack den from pimps wearing MAGA hats.
 
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RandomNobody said:
haah what accomplishments?

Paying someone to mutilate your penis? Failing at everything you've ever attempted?

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An emotionally stunted man playing card games with his husband. Still waiting for that protest to bus to Maine.

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Cow cross-over with Sargon of Akkad when? They play table top games, both failed at being video game developers, and are the last two people on Earth talking about Gamergate. Between Carl's political connections and Wu's knowledge of backroom dealing they should be able to get Gamergate 2.0 off the ground.

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Okay John seriously forgetting to close your bedroom window before going to sleep is not "climate change".

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Just like all the other poor black girls in Mississippi.
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Uh-oh, got a feeling some ambien infused tweets are going to be a comin.
 
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ZKWNordman said:
Oh that dramatic wording. Now she actually SAW the molestation. And she still does nothing to help the victims.
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In the next telling of this story, it will be a line of kids being molested and Brianna as a strong, independent girl from Mississippi used her advanced gun katas to fight off her would-be molester. She then hopped onto a conveniently located motorcycle and drove off into the night.
 
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