Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Rei is shit]

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Good thing all of the Nazis who were IQ tested during the nuremburg trials had high IQs, otherwise they might have been the worst people imaginable.

 

[Knyttet]

I am currently out of town for two weeks for work. But when I come back home I will post proof for every one of my claims. (Bob doesn't like smash bros because he doesn't have any friends, Bob sexual exploits, Bob's eating habits and that he learned to read from Nintendo Power)

Okay, I am back and ready to provide sources for my claims.

1. Bob doesn't like Smash Bros. because he doesn't have any friends to play with and thus is stuck with single player mode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSHboCxevH4

(16:31)

2. Bob's threesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhopxZqQrmo

(2:38 )

And just to make sure that this is immortalized forever in case Bob decides to take the video down, here is the full transcript of what he says along with the accompanying images:

"When I was a boy I remember a certain book making an odd impression on me. I'm less certain of the name, I want to say it was called Space Station Seventh Grade, but it might not have been. Anyway, the reason it made such a large impression was because I was always surprised to find a coming-of-age book that was actually for boys. See, I'd inherited most of my age-appropriate reading material from an older female cousin, so let's just say a lot of it was tipped in a rather specific direction. Not that it was all that bad, I mean. In fact I can offer with some experience that

a teenage boy who's looking


for ways to relate to girls his own age


might find a working familiarity


with the complete works of Judy Blume


to be very…


very…


very…


very…


very…


helpful."


- Bob Chipman, 2009

3. Bob's regular portions are what would normally feed a family of four.

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/09/so-that-happened.html

Full quote:

"Weight had been a problem of mine since High School, and through a combination of cutting down portions, avoiding excess carbs, not keeping sweets or soda around the house and a self-imposed exercise regimen of walking and lifting I tried to get a handle on it.

And it worked. I dropped a bunch of weight (you can see the fluctuations across old OverThinker episodes) and felt great about myself. I never stopped being hungry all the time, never stopped wanting to eat a giant dish of lasagna or a full rack of ribs for dinner with cake and/or cookies for dessert." - Bob Chipman, 2015

So he would, by his own admission, normally eat an entire dish of lasagna AND and entire cake AND cookies all by himself in one sitting.

4. MovieBob learned to read from Nintendo Power.

I can't find the original video where he states this. But it was in the prologue/intro to this episode of The Game Overthinker where he laments the cancellation of Nintendo Power:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfWT9FihtCI

According to the text at the beginning of the video the intro is sadly lost.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I thought he deleted that episode to avoid people having evidence.

That makes me wonder what was in Game Overthinker episode 9. It's the only video he deleted that I know of.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I've always found this very interesting about Bob: if you are familiar enough with his work, you start to see this weird subtext of him being ashamed of being a nerd/geek. Stuff like making fun of other nerds for getting angry when changes they don't like are made to their favorite property (while simultaneously getting worked into a tizzy over his own personal bête noires), referring to geek pop culture ephemera as stupid bullshit that shouldn't be taken seriously, and sucking up to people like Anita Sarkeesian and the social justice crowd really make him come across as being resentful in his station of life.

The comparisons have been made before but he's like a white nerdy Uncle Ruckus with a bit of "fake geek girl" tossed in. He absolutely despises other white people or nerds but he loves the "OMG, Dark Vader is my favorite Star Trek character" shtick. Considering his true passions seem to be 80s media and politics, it's possible the latter is more due to wanting to fit in but I'm talking out my ass about a fat genocidal diabetic.

 

[Flexo]

Or maybe those groups aren't white supremacist and you're mad because them uppity niggers had the audacity to leave the plantation.

Exactly! If these groups are letting minorities join, then by definition they're not white supremacist are they? How do people not call more bullshit on this?

Stupid obsessive Star Wars fans! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to tell the story of my existential crisis over Yoshi's Island."

Everytime i see Bob complaining about how other fans react to works while remembering how he reacts to things like the Illumination Mario movie i keep thinking of...

Except Jeffery Combs can make a scumbag charming and likeable.

What did TLJ do to him? I mean, I haven’t watch it in theatres do to it being shit but it struck a cord with Bob and I want to know why.

See earlier on here my point about blank canvas movies. Bob's invested because the movie needs him to do half it's work. So it's personal to him because he really did make the movie personally.

I finally understand why he's in favor of abortion now. Because what is more ignorant or stupid than an unborn child? They literally know nothing.

For him they must be the most evil things in the world.

 

[Done]

Okay, I am back and ready to provide sources for my claims.

1. Bob doesn't like Smash Bros. because he doesn't have any friends to play with and thus is stuck with single player mode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSHboCxevH4

(16:31)

2. Bob's threesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhopxZqQrmo

(2:38 )

And just to make sure that this is immortalized forever in case Bob decides to take the video down, here is the full transcript of what he says along with the accompanying images:

"When I was a boy I remember a certain book making an odd impression on me. I'm less certain of the name, I want to say it was called Space Station Seventh Grade, but it might not have been. Anyway, the reason it made such a large impression was because I was always surprised to find a coming-of-age book that was actually for boys. See, I'd inherited most of my age-appropriate reading material from an older female cousin, so let's just say a lot of it was tipped in a rather specific direction. Not that it was all that bad, I mean. In fact I can offer with some experience that

a teenage boy who's looking
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for ways to relate to girls his own age
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might find a working familiarity
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with the complete works of Judy Blume
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to be very…
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very…
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very…
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very…
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very…
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helpful."
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- Bob Chipman, 2009

3. Bob's regular portions are what would normally feed a family of four.

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/09/so-that-happened.html

Full quote:

"Weight had been a problem of mine since High School, and through a combination of cutting down portions, avoiding excess carbs, not keeping sweets or soda around the house and a self-imposed exercise regimen of walking and lifting I tried to get a handle on it.

And it worked. I dropped a bunch of weight (you can see the fluctuations across old OverThinker episodes) and felt great about myself. I never stopped being hungry all the time, never stopped wanting to eat a giant dish of lasagna or a full rack of ribs for dinner with cake and/or cookies for dessert." - Bob Chipman, 2015

So he would, by his own admission, normally eat an entire dish of lasagna AND and entire cake AND cookies all by himself in one sitting.

4. MovieBob learned to read from Nintendo Power.

I can't find the original video where he states this. But it was in the prologue/intro to this episode of The Game Overthinker where he laments the cancellation of Nintendo Power:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfWT9FihtCI

According to the text at the beginning of the video the intro is sadly lost.

Please tell me you downloaded those videos? I would do it but I am on mobile ATM.

 

[A Random]

I thought he deleted that episode to avoid people having evidence.

That makes me wonder what was in Game Overthinker episode 9. It's the only video he deleted that I know of.

http://gameoverthinker.blogspot.com/2008/06/episode-nine-daisy-daisy.html?m=0

 

[Gordon Cole]

FYOOCHA.

REEEEEEEEEEE NORMAL AMERICANS.

Cause insulting people will win them over.

It was good cause I'm not you.

Okay, I am back and ready to provide sources for my claims.

1. Bob doesn't like Smash Bros. because he doesn't have any friends to play with and thus is stuck with single player mode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSHboCxevH4

(16:31)

2. Bob's threesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhopxZqQrmo

(2:38 )

And just to make sure that this is immortalized forever in case Bob decides to take the video down, here is the full transcript of what he says along with the accompanying images:

"When I was a boy I remember a certain book making an odd impression on me. I'm less certain of the name, I want to say it was called Space Station Seventh Grade, but it might not have been. Anyway, the reason it made such a large impression was because I was always surprised to find a coming-of-age book that was actually for boys. See, I'd inherited most of my age-appropriate reading material from an older female cousin, so let's just say a lot of it was tipped in a rather specific direction. Not that it was all that bad, I mean. In fact I can offer with some experience that

a teenage boy who's looking
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for ways to relate to girls his own age
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might find a working familiarity
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with the complete works of Judy Blume
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to be very…
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very…
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very…
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very…
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very…
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helpful."
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- Bob Chipman, 2009

3. Bob's regular portions are what would normally feed a family of four.

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/09/so-that-happened.html

Full quote:

"Weight had been a problem of mine since High School, and through a combination of cutting down portions, avoiding excess carbs, not keeping sweets or soda around the house and a self-imposed exercise regimen of walking and lifting I tried to get a handle on it.

And it worked. I dropped a bunch of weight (you can see the fluctuations across old OverThinker episodes) and felt great about myself. I never stopped being hungry all the time, never stopped wanting to eat a giant dish of lasagna or a full rack of ribs for dinner with cake and/or cookies for dessert." - Bob Chipman, 2015

So he would, by his own admission, normally eat an entire dish of lasagna AND and entire cake AND cookies all by himself in one sitting.

4. MovieBob learned to read from Nintendo Power.

I can't find the original video where he states this. But it was in the prologue/intro to this episode of The Game Overthinker where he laments the cancellation of Nintendo Power:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfWT9FihtCI

According to the text at the beginning of the video the intro is sadly lost.

Holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit. #MeToo supporter, everyone.

Please tell me you downloaded those videos? I would do it but I am on mobile ATM.

I've got the sex tape video saved, will link later.

 

[Mola Ram]

've got the sex tape video saved, will link later.

Not sure how to feel about seeing these words on this thread.

I'll figure it out after I'm done vomiting up my liver.

 

[Positron]

So Bobby resents "the many" who value sustainability over robotics and space travel? That explains the Moon Wheat.

Also Epcot is a for-profit theme park, a waste of fossil fuels for entertainment, not a prototype of Superior Future, friendo.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Why is he using the words “obliterated” and “blowout” in the same sentence as “gastric ailment”

 

[Asa_Spades60]

Why is he using the words “obliterated” and “blowout” in the same sentence as “gastric ailment”

Because he's describing what happens when he has Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Because he's describing what happens when he has Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Along with Ben and Jerry’s.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Not sure how to feel about seeing these words on this thread.

I'll figure it out after I'm done vomiting up my liver.

Fear not Kali-ma, this isn't his sex tape. Rather, it's him bragging about the sex tape he made with high school girls that he manipulated into starring via the works of Judy Blume.

Which I now realize is just as gross as a sex tape starring Bob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Fear not Kali-ma, this isn't his sex tape. Rather, it's him bragging about the sex tape he made with high school girls that he manipulated into starring via the works of Judy Blume.

Which I now realize is just as gross as a sex tape starring Bob.

Seeing Bob in a sex tape would make me want to stab my eyes out.

 

[Rei is shit]

Seeing Bob in a sex tape would make me want to stab my eyes out.

But could you actually tell its him in the mario costume?

 

[elder god]

Fine, democrats are looking to win with people who were too stupid to complete high school as they usually do. And republicans are looking to win with more blue collar and richer people, winning every income bracket above $50000, and winning with many who only go to college for a 2-4 year degree.

So Bobby resents "the many" who value sustainability over robotics and space travel? That explains the Moon Wheat.

Also Epcot is a for-profit theme park, a waste of fossil fuels for entertainment, not a prototype of Superior Future, friendo.

Bob thinks our highest grossing export (not food, or manufacturing, which would make those backwards red states good for something) is entertainment, is it any surprise he thinks wasting energy on theme parks is ok?

 

[Rei is shit]

Should someone tell him that sears isnt part of the better america for better americans?

His game industry analysis is just as good as his movie industry analysis, which is to say pure shit

 

[Flexo]

Another example of government working to prop up an obsolete industry from being roboticized...
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...bot-brothel-blocked-houston-texas/1518298002/

 

[Red Hood]

Should someone tell him that sears isnt part of the better america for better americans?
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His game industry analysis is just as good as his movie industry analysis, which is to say pure shit
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Sears has been hemorhagging for decades. How is it the Trump administration's fault that online and big box retailers have largely displaced mail order catalog/department stores? That's some backwards thinking, friendo!