حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

would you sniff lagoona's pony panties?

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Fuck if I know, but have this

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I gotta admit that I sorta fapped when I saw this pic.

It was early morning and I had just woke up, so you know... I just liked the way her erect nipple left a visible indention from her shirt.

You know, those are some pretty dank tits and with the right amount of whip cream and some fruit you could easily enjoy a nice suckle of her areola (sp). She's built thick too, so you know she can take a thorough pounding. Her midsection seems kinda boxy but soft, sorta like the new Jeep Compass, so you can be rough and she could take it.

What I am trying to say here is that if she was bent over and had her ass in the air, her mlpanties would probably end up on the ground in seconds.
 
I gotta admit that I sorta fapped when I saw this pic.

It was early morning and I had just woke up, so you know... I just liked the way her erect nipple left a visible indention from her shirt.

You know, those are some pretty dank tits and with the right amount of whip cream and some fruit you could easily enjoy a nice suckle of her areola (sp). She's built thick too, so you know she can take a thorough pounding. Her midsection seems kinda boxy but soft, sorta like the new Jeep Compass, so you can be rough and she could take it.

What I am trying to say here is that if she was bent over and had her ass in the air, her mlpanties would probably end up on the ground in seconds.
Stop you’re giving her fanfiction ideas!
 
Well she's progressed from 'kinda a sperg' to 'full-blown unstable' in my mind after seeing her communications in the thread. As in someone who I hope receives some kind of psychiatric care because she's clearly nonfunctional and I feel bad that her life is crap. It really is a female analogue to Chris.
 
I gotta admit that I sorta fapped when I saw this pic.

It was early morning and I had just woke up, so you know... I just liked the way her erect nipple left a visible indention from her shirt.

You know, those are some pretty dank tits and with the right amount of whip cream and some fruit you could easily enjoy a nice suckle of her areola (sp). She's built thick too, so you know she can take a thorough pounding. Her midsection seems kinda boxy but soft, sorta like the new Jeep Compass, so you can be rough and she could take it.

What I am trying to say here is that if she was bent over and had her ass in the air, her mlpanties would probably end up on the ground in seconds.

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See, I like to throttle my Big Jontron to this. I imagine she's all bundled up in her parka, naked from the waste down, bending over a table, just groaning in a muffled Scottish accent as I clop my way to pleasure in the middle of City Wok.

I don't know if I'll ever be able to cum without thinking of Kelly McCormick again.
 
So two things.

1. Despite the horseshit of hurt feeling squads patrolling the net most UK police forces will say "Don't contact the website, make all your social media private to friends only and if they persist in contacting you then we can talk." There will be no sporran wearing bobbies coming here telling us to say hoots Mon hae bad wae all oor. (As has now happened to her Twitter)

2. What's this weird ass perception we don't have homelessness in the UK? It's an actual, serious problem for single people with families being ones likely to be housed quickly in bnbs but if you are single good fucking luck. Most homeless people in the UK are mental in some way too so she'd be in good company at least.
 
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See, I like to throttle my Big Jontron to this. I imagine she's all bundled up in her parka, naked from the waste down, bending over a table, just groaning in a muffled Scottish accent as I clop my way to pleasure in the middle of City Wok.

I don't know if I'll ever be able to cum without thinking of Kelly McCormick again.
prove it. I wanna see a cumtrib
 
Shrek please start wearing a bra, you are going to have back problems.
It was early morning and I had just woke up, so you know... I just liked the way her erect nipple left a visible indention from her shirt.

What I am trying to say here is that if she was bent over and had her ass in the air, her mlpanties would probably end up on the ground in seconds.
I saw that too and was like, sort of conflicted. I think I quoted @diana in this thread where she said "You'd probably fuck a toaster" which, probably belongs in the OP somewhere. I think I mentioned being kind of an idiot for tits.
She's kinda trashy but it comes off as endearing in a way.
 
So she's reporting us to Police Scotland, eh? Well, considering they prosecuted Count Dankula for making his dog do Nazi salutes, they might actually try something. How will we recover from this crippling blow?

(Meanwhile, stabbings and acid attacks and violence are on the rise in Glasgow.)

2. What's this weird ass perception we don't have homelessness in the UK? It's an actual, serious problem for single people with families being ones likely to be housed quickly in bnbs but if you are single good fucking luck. Most homeless people in the UK are mental in some way too so she'd be in good company at least.

That may be the case in England and Wales but up in the third world they are allegedly a lot more generous, thanks to Nicola Sturgeon and bribing the electorate with our money.
 
That may be the case in England and Wales but up in the third world they are allegedly a lot more generous, thanks to Nicola Sturgeon and bribing the electorate with our money.

There's still about 12,000 people sleeping rough up north of the border. So, again, weird ass perception.
 
It’s interesting how she thinks that apologising to someone makes all negative things disappear or resolve themselves. It makes sense, given the autism, but I cannot help but think that she is at least somewhat aware of where people’s heartstrings are.

She tugs at them awkwardly, with no finesse, but the intent is there.
 
Her parents are cucks confirmed. Kick her out if she has support from a charity.

Is... is that self awareness from her here?

Also, the support from a charity could, and most likely is, be some bloviating loudmouth failed lawyer (i.e. Vordy) reeeeeeing at the local authority until they relent.
 
Legit question here, Sneasel...

Is playing emotional tennis with speds THIS common as a mod around here? This goes on for so long that it seems you either have to be numb to it, or you genuinely enjoy it.

What was I doing just ignoring weird screeds in my inbox when I should have been milking them for content?

This video woke my puppy up from a deep slumber last night. He had a look on his face of immense concern.

And yes, they are trying to boo her off the stage.


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Holy fuck. It had to be Kate Bush, and it had to be Wuthering Heights of all Kate Bush songs, didn't it? Thanks for permanently ruining that song you horrid person.

When I saw this thread, I was filled with a horrible sadness for reasons I can't seem to parse. It's not pity, it's just. . .sadness. Harriet makes me sad & I have no idea why.

I was, but now I'm more mad that I had anything to do with enabling this fount of awfulness at all. I feel worst for @Null, who inadvertently caused her already cancerous ego to swell to unearthly proportions.

I feel party responsible for this. When Sophie La'Bill went after one of my users I got really protective and got Sophie to fuck off, but I think that gave Lagoona a sense of immunity that really wasn't there.

It gives me another reason to hate LaBill.

That being said, I did look through Lagoona's tweets around the same time that she claims her dad almost killed her, and I'm not convinced by her story for multiple reasons.

I'm more than convinced, and I frankly now put her on the same tier as Jake Alley with his constant lying about his mom who puts a roof over his head. She is a goddamn adult who is being supported by her parents and the absolute least she can do is not libel them online.

On top of that, she's been outright caught lying about these claims repeatedly.

Originally, she was telling people that her dad hit her so hard, that her face was scraped and she had bruises on her neck - earlier in the thread, someone posted a screencap where she claimed that she had to wear a scarf in public to cover the bruises.

Having clear, physical injuries is one of the surest ways to get police intervention in child abuse incidents, and certainly if she had to cover the marks days after the event, it must have been pretty bad, right?

But the day after she was supposedly beaten to a pulp by her father, when someone asked her why she didn't go to the police, this was her response. She literally states, "I don't have any physical injuries."

These aren't legitimate claims. And it's frankly reprehensible to make such false claims about someone she should be thanking every goddamn day. If this kind of shit got out (which she has now made a certainty), it's the kind of claim that could destroy someone's reputation.

Shame on this awful liar.

Seriously people

If you can read yawning sneasel's logs and still feel bad for this little ass rag, then you're a fucking tard.

This.

So two things.

1. Despite the horseshit of hurt feeling squads patrolling the net most UK police forces will say "Don't contact the website, make all your social media private to friends only and if they persist in contacting you then we can talk." There will be no sporran wearing bobbies coming here telling us to say hoots Mon hae bad wae all oor. (As has now happened to her Twitter)

Incidentally, to the extent they do any policing of hurt feelings at all, the only person here under their jurisdiction is Goon herself.

So if she is actually stupid enough to call the cops over a thread making fun of dumb shit she posted, like dozens of lolcows before her, the only evidence they'll find is she's broken those laws herself and if they arrest or give anyone an ASBO or whatever equivalent of that still exists, it will be her.

I think she's probably lying about that, though.
 
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