حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[Smutley]

I wonder what she did online that resulted in the first police visit.

It was probably a check up after the neighbors heard the terrible row with her da that resulted in her literally being beaten to death.

Or they’ve never come out, because she’s a fibber.

 

[AnOminous]

She's acting like her dad is an avid follower of Chris himself. Her excuses don't add up. If all else fails, she pulls the "I have proof I have Aspergers"card.

Having a card for that is funny because it's one of the few things she could say at this point that nobody would doubt.

 

[Nobunaga]

I don't really get the point of this thread, are we lynching a user because an extremely toxic and vile cow doxxed them?

AssignedMale is one of the most disgusting individuals I've ever encountered; snide, egotistical, petty and absolutely sick in the mind. He is one of those uber smug individuals who would correct you for pronouncing pronouns incorrectly, then proceed to tell you how boys born with penises are actually girls, and why Islam stands for feminism. He is the very epitome of the sickness that infests society, an extremely sick transvestite bloated with liberal ego and mindlessness. The kind of sickness that can only be cured with an inevitable suicide, which will certainly happen once the high of ego has broken. The fact that this...extremely poor excuse for a human being is a teacher as well, forcing their views unto children, because their sickness doesn't allow him to actually bear children himself, is further proof of how vile and wicked this person is.

This is why I don't understand this thread at all, why are we lynching someone who spat in the face of sickness and likewise got smacked back because that face of sickness is petty and toxic? I understand this is Kiwifarms and all, but are we really going to eat our own kin because an extremely disgusting individual made their information public?

I suppose the answer to that is JULAY, and "Kiwifarms is nobodies friend, we attack whomever we feel." but the question still remains.
"Why do we attack our own, when people we attack, attack them?" Are we like the toxic sick minded persons who are a plague on society? Are we no better than the smug ego centric individuals who force their ideals on everyone else? Are we like the blacks of the ghetto, and attack our own because its in our culture to do so?

I neither wish to be a nigger, or a liberal; so in this I'll stay confused.

By the by, Assigned Male/Labellend if you are reading this; please contemplate suicide, it's the inevitable end for persons like yourself. Please do society a favor by doing so, as you've already done humanity a favor by removing yourself from the genetic pool.

You will never be jontron to her my friend, so its useless to try and white knight so you can get a pity nude

 

[CWCissey]

You will never be jontron to her my friend, so its useless to try and white knight so you can get a pity nude

You will also face mass acrimony if you post one you solicited from her.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I wonder how long she's going to keep the "my parents kicked me out because I got halal-ed" lie rolling. She's proven to be a completely untrustworthy narrator in terms of her parents, so I'm kind of inclined to think this is just some more bullshit she thinks will keep people on the internet from doing things she doesn't like.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

You will never be jontron to her my friend, so its useless to try and white knight so you can get a pity nude

Sorry, I'm not interested in other women.

 

[PT 404]

I forgot one.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Lying about child abuse is super scummy. My sympathy is gone.

I sympathized with her in the AM thread (wasn't she also involved with some drama with @GolgoXIII, or am I remembering incorrectly), but if she's really lying about abuse. . .
That kinda shit really frosts my cookies.

I’m an old salt, jaded and bitter after years of watching countless spergs act this same way.

Anyone offering her heartfelt advice and trying to help, you are wasting your time. You will always come out of this looking like a fool. Harriet has had her entire life to listen to advice and get better.

You’d be better off begging the tides not come in today than you would changing an autist.

I kinda thought @Smutley was being too harsh, but he's right. I'm beginning to feel increasingly disgusted.

I know there's no honor among trolls & all that, but I always do feel a little sad when I see another Halal thread pop up. There are several Kiwis I'm really close to, & you never want to think that your friends will jump at the chance to cannibalize each other.
However, @LagoonaBlue has been here for three years, & she knows the drill. Her recent behavior has been well-documented in this thread, & it's obvious she's taken nothing away from what should be a learning experience. So I can't say I'm sympathetic. Disappointed, perhaps, but unsympathetic.

Also, stop using autism as an excuse. Grow up.

 

[J A N D E K]

I’m an old salt, jaded and bitter after years of watching countless spergs act this same way.

Anyone offering her heartfelt advice and trying to help, you are wasting your time. You will always come out of this looking like a fool. Harriet has had her entire life to listen to advice and get better.

As a newer Kiwi, and bit of a softie, I will take your advice to heart.

An exposed wolf in sheep’s clothing tried to convince us that she was really a sheep larping as a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Then she cried wolf too many times that we had unfairly thrown her to the wolves.

Not falling for that again. Occam’s Razor...

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Sorry, I'm not interested in other women.

I'm legit curious. What was it that drove you to completely ignore the op so you could bloviate about LagoonaBlue is a good gurl who dindu nuthin?

 

[Bugaboo]

Why would you buy my little pony panties anyway, they're just gonna get gross touching your vagina, period blood and sweaty asscrack (I know you got yourself a sweaty asscrack)

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Why would you buy my little pony panties anyway, they're just gonna get gross touching your vagina, period blood and sweaty asscrack (I know you got yourself a sweaty asscrack)

How else is she going to woo all those sexy, studly bronies into skype-fucking her?

 

[Tanner Glass]

Why would you buy my little pony panties anyway, they're just gonna get gross touching your vagina, period blood and sweaty asscrack (I know you got yourself a sweaty asscrack)

Presumably the men she video sex-chats with on Skype are into childish panties.

 

[AnOminous]

I forgot one.

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Wtf, terrified to go into Glasgow because of LaBill?

Shouldn't you just be terrified to go into Glasgow because it's full of stabby fucks?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I'm getting serious Connor vibes from the "abusive parents" stories. For those not aquainted with the Connor thread, he used to tell all these stories about his psychotic parents and how they would get drunk and scream at him in the middle of Applebees (or something) and how his dad tried to chop his penis off with a pool toy? It sounded nuts but then he'd post something that said the exact opposite, that his parents were fine and that they never hurt him.
Come to think of it, JonTron is her Molly Ringwald and that "boob infection" is like Connor's ubiquitous crotch fungus.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Is it more or less weird/creepy for an adult female to be obsessed with MLP?

 

[ln18]

For those not aquainted with the Connor thread, he used to tell all these stories about his psychotic parents and how they would get drunk and scream at him in the middle of Applebees (or something)

Sargon must have been on that day.

 

[HG 400]

I don't really get the point of this thread, are we lynching a user because an extremely toxic and vile cow doxxed them?

AssignedMale is one of the most disgusting individuals I've ever encountered; snide, egotistical, petty and absolutely sick in the mind. He is one of those uber smug individuals who would correct you for pronouncing pronouns incorrectly, then proceed to tell you how boys born with penises are actually girls, and why Islam stands for feminism. He is the very epitome of the sickness that infests society, an extremely sick transvestite bloated with liberal ego and mindlessness. The kind of sickness that can only be cured with an inevitable suicide, which will certainly happen once the high of ego has broken. The fact that this...extremely poor excuse for a human being is a teacher as well, forcing their views unto children, because their sickness doesn't allow him to actually bear children himself, is further proof of how vile and wicked this person is.

This is why I don't understand this thread at all, why are we lynching someone who spat in the face of sickness and likewise got smacked back because that face of sickness is petty and toxic? I understand this is Kiwifarms and all, but are we really going to eat our own kin because an extremely disgusting individual made their information public?

I suppose the answer to that is JULAY, and "Kiwifarms is nobodies friend, we attack whomever we feel." but the question still remains.
"Why do we attack our own, when people we attack, attack them?" Are we like the toxic sick minded persons who are a plague on society? Are we no better than the smug ego centric individuals who force their ideals on everyone else? Are we like the blacks of the ghetto, and attack our own because its in our culture to do so?

I neither wish to be a nigger, or a liberal; so in this I'll stay confused.

By the by, Assigned Male/Labellend if you are reading this; please contemplate suicide, it's the inevitable end for persons like yourself. Please do society a favor by doing so, as you've already done humanity a favor by removing yourself from the genetic pool.

We who live by the dox must die by the dox. He who does not accept the dox into his heart and blood, he who will not look ahead longingly to the dox with his name writ apon it, he who is afraid of the dox and lives in fear of the dox, it is he who shall find himself first doxed. For we come from the dox, and in time, to the dox we shall return.

 

[RatManStan]

Is it more or less weird/creepy for an adult female to be obsessed with MLP?

Doesn't matter.
Any adult whose obsessed over a cartoon about talking horses is creepy as hell but I'd argue that an adult female obsessively lusting over Jontron and Rick from R&M is way creepier regardless.

 

[Mr Care]

Once upon a time: 'You'll be speaking to my lawyer!'
Tardland, the tard-ranglers paradise: 'You'll be speaking to my mother! I am, IN FACT, not special needs!'