Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

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Looks like Onision has restructured his Patreon rewards again, trying to squeeze out every last bit of his young fanbase's allowance.
Among the highlights:
  • A special $12 tier for those brave and edgy souls wanting to view "adult" content. (I'm guessing it's some shocking swear words and plenty of sweet, sweet anime boobs)
  • No takers so far on the $20 tier where you get the privelege of being provided his Amazon wishlist.
  • Also surprisingly no one wants to spend $175/mo. to mod for him. (Now that Becca and Booty have been relieved of their modding duties I wonder who will step up?)
  • For a mere $250 a month, you can apparently sext with this hideous twunt.
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that there are 17 human people who are willing to spend $30 every month to see this idiot's super special private Twitter.

On my phone so I didn't take screenshots of all the tiers, but for those curious, here's a quick rundown:
  1. $1- Early/uncensored content (773 pledges)
  2. $2- Access to all his shitty books (221 masochists)
  3. $3- Access to 800+ deleted videos (1 glutton for punishment)
  4. $4- Access to Discord/voice chat (2 weirdos)
  5. $5- Download/listen to all of his shitty music. (286 people who enjoy ear-rape)
  6. $10- OnisionPrime IG/Snapchat access (67 Patrons... Seriously, who the fuck are these people?)
  7. $12- Adult content videos (57 degenerates)
  8. 8. $20- Access to Onion's Amazon wishlist and PO box (sadly, zero people want to send the poor guy that Death Note box set he's been dreaming of.)
  9. $30- Access to Onions secret Twitter account (17 Patrons have purchased the privelege of reading him whine incessantly about stupid shit)
  10. $40- KIK access and social media follow (1 patron has spent $40 for some priceless clout!)
  11. $50- get your name immortalized in the credits of an Onionboy video! (13 ding-dongs)
  12. $75- Play videogames monthly with a tomato-faced manchild (no takers?!)
  13. $100- 1-on-1 monthly Skype session or voice chat (11 lonely, unstable patrons vying for a chance to enter the trinity)
  14. $175- Spend your free time working as an unpaid mod on Discord and all Onion-related websites- until, of course, you inevitably get relieved of your duties for disagreeing with him or being "disloyal". (Zero volunteers!)
  15. $250- Gurg's phone number for texting ADULT THINGS (3 people who are beyond help)
  16. $1000- Hang out/ "collab" with Gurg. (Thankfully even his most fervent, thirsty supporters aren't this insane.)

Worth noting: he seems to have eliminated the yearly "amusement park" trip for his top Patrons. Tbh I'm a little surprised he didn't add a tier that allows patrons the fun opportunity to help him pay his upcoming fines for destroying the wetlands.
“Pay me twenty dollars a month and I’ll let you buy and mail me gifts.”

The internet was a mistake.
 
I did a little Math and he's earning around 7060 dollars per month, if the numbers reported here are correct and if he's not using any sock puppet account to boost his ego by inventing people who care about him (and we all know he does, as his shitty twitter account with Light Yagami's face as icon was one of his patreons).

What amazes me is that some of the people who pledge him must be real, and I can understand the ones who pay 1/2/3 dollars, but who in their right mind would pay 250 dollars to text this moron?
 
I love the fact $20 essentially gets you the privilege of a list of things he wants and the way to send it to him. Nothing else, just "now you can buy me things, peasant. Make sure they're good and instruct the delivery guy to kneel."

I think his Patreon and Discord are actually some kind of care-in-the-community scheme. Anyone who gives to either of these twats is by definition mental, but his little harem of weirdos are serious mental. Perhaps they're each actually sat in a padded room tapping out messages with their toes and letting out the occasional howl.
 
I love the fact $20 essentially gets you the privilege of a list of things he wants and the way to send it to him. Nothing else, just "now you can buy me things, peasant. Make sure they're good and instruct the delivery guy to kneel."

I think his Patreon and Discord are actually some kind of care-in-the-community scheme. Anyone who gives to either of these twats is by definition mental, but his little harem of weirdos are serious mental. Perhaps they're each actually sat in a padded room tapping out messages with their toes and letting out the occasional howl.

Either that or he has mentioned on those patreon only spaces how he loves findom :thinking:
 
Gather round kids, whilst we delve into Gurgs recent spike in follower and Patreon activity.

At the height of his Patreon back in August 2017, Gurg had 1,287 and $5,582. As of Oct 2018, he has a total of 730 Patrons pledging $2,860.

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Notice that little spike in October? That’s a theme. Twitter followers between 1st October and 12th October rose from 316,215 to 320,615.

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His Patreon also jumped from Oct 1st (694 pledging $2,681) and Oct 8th (730 pledging $2,860.

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Interestingly, whilst his Patrons have increased by 660%, the pledge amount has decreased by 63%. Also, the sudden Twitter following spike has already started decreasing, jumping from 320,615 on the 12th October to 319,879 on the 14th.

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Oh Gurg. What a busy October you’ve had!

You can buy Twitter followers and reinvest your Patreon money as fake Patrons, but you’re fooling no one.

Sucks to be Gurg.
 
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Looks like Onision has restructured his Patreon rewards again, trying to squeeze out every last bit of his young fanbase's allowance.
Among the highlights:
  • A special $12 tier for those brave and edgy souls wanting to view "adult" content. (I'm guessing it's some shocking swear words and plenty of sweet, sweet anime boobs)
  • No takers so far on the $20 tier where you get the privelege of being provided his Amazon wishlist.
  • Also surprisingly no one wants to spend $175/mo. to mod for him. (Now that Becca and Booty have been relieved of their modding duties I wonder who will step up?)
  • For a mere $250 a month, you can apparently sext with this hideous twunt.
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that there are 17 human people who are willing to spend $30 every month to see this idiot's super special private Twitter.

On my phone so I didn't take screenshots of all the tiers, but for those curious, here's a quick rundown:
  1. $1- Early/uncensored content (773 pledges)
  2. $2- Access to all his shitty books (221 masochists)
  3. $3- Access to 800+ deleted videos (1 glutton for punishment)
  4. $4- Access to Discord/voice chat (2 weirdos)
  5. $5- Download/listen to all of his shitty music. (286 people who enjoy ear-rape)
  6. $10- OnisionPrime IG/Snapchat access (67 Patrons... Seriously, who the fuck are these people?)
  7. $12- Adult content videos (57 degenerates)
  8. 8. $20- Access to Onion's Amazon wishlist and PO box (sadly, zero people want to send the poor guy that Death Note box set he's been dreaming of.)
  9. $30- Access to Onions secret Twitter account (17 Patrons have purchased the privelege of reading him whine incessantly about stupid shit)
  10. $40- KIK access and social media follow (1 patron has spent $40 for some priceless clout!)
  11. $50- get your name immortalized in the credits of an Onionboy video! (13 ding-dongs)
  12. $75- Play videogames monthly with a tomato-faced manchild (no takers?!)
  13. $100- 1-on-1 monthly Skype session or voice chat (11 lonely, unstable patrons vying for a chance to enter the trinity)
  14. $175- Spend your free time working as an unpaid mod on Discord and all Onion-related websites- until, of course, you inevitably get relieved of your duties for disagreeing with him or being "disloyal". (Zero volunteers!)
  15. $250- Gurg's phone number for texting ADULT THINGS (3 people who are beyond help)
  16. $1000- Hang out/ "collab" with Gurg. (Thankfully even his most fervent, thirsty supporters aren't this insane.)

Worth noting: he seems to have eliminated the yearly "amusement park" trip for his top Patrons. Tbh I'm a little surprised he didn't add a tier that allows patrons the fun opportunity to help him pay his upcoming fines for destroying the wetlands.
This is some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen. Why would anybody want to pay money to have to spend their time modding a discord channel full of speds?
And why the fuck would anyone pay money for access to his Amazon wishlist just so they can waste more fucking money to send Greg stupid shit? And does Greg really not understand that making his wishlist easily accessible for free would ensure that some pathetic soul actually buys him something?

Is Onioncunt really this dumb? How the fuck did he ever manage to figure out how to turn on a computer, let alone create a YouTube channel that attracted so many subs?
 
Because he used to look like a fairly attractive guy who sported an emo fringe in the era of the emo fringes and who impersonated the stupidity of the 'lulz so random' humour.

He was like an accessible, F-list Bieber or One Direction type for tweens. The love struck tweens will never get the big pop stars to pay attention to them but they had a chance with Onion. I think even Lainey was part of his attraction for them because he picked his child bride from the fan club. Which to tweens is like the fantasy of a pop star pulling up a random audience member at a concert and proposing come true.

So basically he was the dollar store version of the tween heart throbs, but one the tweens thought they had a real shot at love with. It’s another reason the trinity shit was important for him. He would have lost a lot of tween bucks if they thought their chances had ended with his marriage, but luckily he’s still got a slot open!

He really can’t ride this shit to much longer. He’s too old and his tween fan base has morphed into early 20-something single moms and snowflakes who won’t continue to have the extra cash to pay for his attention.

It’s fun to watch his decline into obscurity though. I do wonder once his e-fame is totally dead if Lainey will stick around. Gurg will probably blackmail her with the kids to keep her tied to him.
 
This is some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen. Why would anybody want to pay money to have to spend their time modding a discord channel full of speds?

One look at the major ones will answer all your questions. They're essentially just a bunch of mental illnesses du jour glued together with thirst for a greasy past-it manlet.

Lainey's are even worse.
 
It’s fun to watch his decline into obscurity though. I do wonder once his e-fame is totally dead if Lainey will stick around. Gurg will probably blackmail her with the kids to keep her tied to him.
I don't think he even has to blackmail her. He's her income, however low it gets. She doesn't make enough from her channel to provide for two kids. Despite her degree she's lazy and will do nothing with it, and I think her ego won't let her crawl back to her parents and live under their house's rules.
 
Gurg will probably blackmail her with the kids to keep her tied to him.
Call me a heartless bitch, but I honestly think she doesn't care much about either of her kids, so they wouldn't be really good, as blackmail material.

I mean... she vlogs and does her make up while behind the wheel and with the kids in the car, completely uncaring of the fact that she could get into an accident and kill not only herself, but the kids too. As if this wasn't enough, she allows very young and (presumably) inexperienced girls she has met online to come to the McMansion to take care of the offsprings of the Onion so that she can film her awful make up tutorials and such. She wouldn't expose them to that dangerous and toxic enviroment at all, if she behaved and thought like the adult woman she is supposed to be.

:autism::autism:(Not to mention that it was the Onion, the one who chose the names for both of the kids, and he named the boy after his favourite movie and the girl after one of his exes or sick shit like that.):autism::autism:

I'm not even really angry at Taylor: she was groomed at the age of 16, and since then Onion kept the enviroment around her as toxic and childish as possible so that he could have his child bride as long as her body stayed ripe and fresh. It's a normal thing, in victims of abusive relationship, to behave like they behaved while being groomed. It's normal for a 16 year old kid to not really care about children, to find them annoying and the like.

If she found the courage to run, she probably would grab some shirts, enough money to make it back to her parents, her phone and a pair of shoes. The kids would be left with the Onion Man, as they never seemed to be the priority nor something to protect, for her, and therefore are probably forgettable.
 
It’s fun to watch his decline into obscurity though. I do wonder once his e-fame is totally dead if Lainey will stick around. Gurg will probably blackmail her with the kids to keep her tied to him.

I think she'd stick around no matter how bad it gets. She's been groomed by him since she was 16 so she's never had to take care of herself and Greg keeps her believing that she needs him for everything. I don't think she'd run back to her parents house because Greg has convinced her that her parents where awful and abusive. He's aired out lots of her private family history on twitter in videos just so he looks like the good guy. I can imagine in private he's tried to convince her that they don't really love her and although she does get to spend time with them, it's maybe once a year for a week. He limits and monitors communication so that his victims will feel isolated. No matter how you spin it she probably feels like there is no place to run and even more so with the children tied to her. The thing is, even if Lainey left she most likely wouldn't be able to keep her channels because Greg believes he is the only reason she has a little but of a following. She can't even count on that little bit of money to help support her and the kids.
 
Call me a heartless bitch, but I honestly think she doesn't care much about either of her kids, so they wouldn't be really good, as blackmail material.

I mean... she vlogs and does her make up while behind the wheel and with the kids in the car, completely uncaring of the fact that she could get into an accident and kill not only herself, but the kids too. As if this wasn't enough, she allows very young and (presumably) inexperienced girls she has met online to come to the McMansion to take care of the offsprings of the Onion so that she can film her awful make up tutorials and such. She wouldn't expose them to that dangerous and toxic enviroment at all, if she behaved and thought like the adult woman she is supposed to be.

:autism::autism:(Not to mention that it was the Onion, the one who chose the names for both of the kids, and he named the boy after his favourite movie and the girl after one of his exes or sick shit like that.):autism::autism:

I'm not even really angry at Taylor: she was groomed at the age of 16, and since then Onion kept the enviroment around her as toxic and childish as possible so that he could have his child bride as long as her body stayed ripe and fresh. It's a normal thing, in victims of abusive relationship, to behave like they behaved while being groomed. It's normal for a 16 year old kid to not really care about children, to find them annoying and the like.

If she found the courage to run, she probably would grab some shirts, enough money to make it back to her parents, her phone and a pair of shoes. The kids would be left with the Onion Man, as they never seemed to be the priority nor something to protect, for her, and therefore are probably forgettable.

If she cared about the kids she wouldn't be with Onion still, period. She had her out when he left her for Billie. He left her, as she was heavily pregnant, and was willing to sign away the first kid. She took him back no questions the moment he relented. And we can only imagine all the help and open arms her family was probably willing to give - they seem relatively normal and best of all, hate Onion. She's not even enough of a cause to be lost. The kids only matter because they yoke the greasy object of her exceptional fangirl obsession to her. Any parent who gave the littlest of shits about their spawn would get them the fuck out of that grease landfill of toxicity.
 
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