حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[Meowthkip]

Considering Goons freaked out because she lost at Pass The Parcel I think she doesn't deserve cake.

It's a shame, 'cause it's got Jontron's face on it.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I'm surprised at how divided people are on this. Maybe it's because I've never personally interacted with her myself, but I find it hard to believe that she managed to keep her spergery to minimum so well that she was initially deemed unworthy of a thread. What kind of poster was she prior to all this? Moreover, how good was she at actually banter and shitposting?

She was ok in moderation but definitely needed to get wrangled every once and a while, but hadn't really been enough of a laugh-worthy enough until rather recently. I was more expected a mercy ban at some point because I didn't think there was too much more to her than what I'd already seen from the problems in the AM and @Autphag thread.

The wrangling obviously doesn't work on lolcows, considering this is how both she and Chris-Chan turned out after people on here tried to reign them in and attempt to give advice.

Basically at this point I'm with @Smutley in the sense that I think there's no point in trying to help. Goons is the only one that can get her shit together for herself. Whether that happens or not, this is going to be an adventure, since I feel like she's gonna be like the girl version of Connor Bible and come back here every so often just for the attention.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

I'm surprised at how divided people are on this. Maybe it's because I've never personally interacted with her myself, but I find it hard to believe that she managed to keep her spergery to minimum so well that she was initially deemed unworthy of a thread. What kind of poster was she prior to all this? Moreover, how good was she at actually banter and shitposting?

I didn't knew her neither, my approach is always cynical and apathetic to anyone, it was the "abusive household" bullshit that turn my thoughts into

Why only a few could see through that charade only showed me that a large part of KF are soft heart or never experienced abuse of that particular kind, I've said it before, the father of this sped probably slapped her shit a couple of times due frustration, and some people here call him a cuck, arguably truth, but other people could've done worse to her sorry ass.

 

[ComputerWife]

Now that the thread has been going for a while, I feel like there’s a lot of lessons to take from this glorious disaster. The main problem with @LagoonaBlue isn’t entirely her :autism:, it’s her ego (which is worsened by the tism). Her own hubris was her downfall, having the audacity to ignore every piece of site safety advice ever recorded. But it does make you ponder for a moment.
Before you a-log, sperg about how much more of a well behaved tard you are, or make dirty, crapped briefs jokes: Remember the Jontron Pornogropoetry you wrote and the My Little Pony panties upon your own ass.

 

[Big Nasty]

To be honest, I think the best thing to come out of this is Philosophical Fagnasty.

Keep huffing the Premium blend good sir!

Yes, it takes a very special event for Fagnasty to come out of shitposting mode.

 

[J A N D E K]

She wears the same bra size as Momokun

Spoiler

44 Long

Ugh. No. Unwanted mental images of 2 cows, 4 jiggling, floppy milkbags squeezing together to form the most unholiest of unions... Harri-Momo. :horrifying:

 

[SJ 485]

Maybe they studied James Joyce's letters to his wife?
Joyce was a dirty fart-huffing motherfucker.

All very academic, very normal.

 

[redcent]

God fuck everybody

When I first saw the thread popping up, I didn't think it'd explode like it did. I'm not going to lecture on commenting on your own halal thread; some cows can sort of dovetail themselves into fitting in, although it's rare. But then the nudes and fanfic came out. I found it yuck, but I'm an internet vet and seen the worst of the worst of female fap fantasies. It was easily brushed off. I felt bad for lagoona though, I remember her in the AM thread I used to frequent. Something something Labill going after her with a knife and talking with her boyfriend, I don't know, I was there to be angry at Labill, but somehow, the thread didn't do it for me anymore.

Anyway, I disgress. I felt bad for Lagoona. Like God forbid a woman who isn't an 9 or a 10 have an open sexuality. The bloodthirstiness of the first posters going after her nudes made me cringe, like I was watching someone stupid enough to stick their hand in an industrial fan then scream while his finger gets chopped off and blood leaks everywhere. Only instead of sticking a finger into a machine it's someone stupid enough to stick their nudes on the internet where men are savage evil things, then watch them scream in horror when they have a thread ridiculing them.

I hope people learn from this thread. Don't put nudes online, for anybody. Very likely it's someone out to manipulate you. In fact, don't put any pictures online at all if you can help it. No holiday pics, no wedding photos, nothing of graduation, or a formal or prom or anything. Keep them to yourselves, because the internet WILL eat you.

That said though, the more I read the more I got disappointed in Lagoona. It's a shit thing to do to lie about one's own father abusing you. It hits a sore spot, it also hit a sore spot that she's been actively trying to rile him up. Maybe that's why she tried hooking up with random strangers and waving around some dildo in her room, to rebel against her "abusive, controlling" parents... only to be manipulated by strange men into making yourself into a laughingstock.... what's the point? You still get manipulated in the end.

Dads don't tell their daughters not to do that sort of thing because they're fuddy duddies or big bad religious nasties, they do it to protect their daughters from THIS. From getting threads like this. Rebelling and riling your parents up isn't worth it. If Lagoona does anything, (I doubt she's listen but hey worth a shot) forget kiwi farms and damage controlling this thread, forget making up with online people, forget the internet, try reaching out to your Dad instead, because the truth is family is really all there is you can trust.

I sincerely hope she doesn't end up homeless. That's another sore spot for me and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. It doesn't magically make someone into a better character, it's just a shit thing to go through.

Anyways, this thread isn't funny, it's sad and disappointing and cringe all around.

And to anybody who's whinging "oh noes her face so uglies, it makes me barf" I say, good, I hope you throw your guts out.

 

[Cato]

I'm surprised at how divided people are on this. Maybe it's because I've never personally interacted with her myself, but I find it hard to believe that she managed to keep her spergery to minimum so well that she was initially deemed unworthy of a thread. What kind of poster was she prior to all this? Moreover, how good was she at actually banter and shitposting?

It was always obvious what a sped she was. 90% of the @Autphag thread was a slapfight between her and him with him being only marginally more autistic, but everyone had her back because autphag was the designated cow at the time and as usual it was a circlejerk. She wasn't good at banter, shitposting, or anything except playing to the crowd for asspats when there was already a feeding frenzy directed at someone else.

The only thing surprising about this thread is how long it took to be created. This isn't an example of skeletons being found in the closet of an otherwise respectable member, or some kind of progressive downfall; the writing was always on the wall.

 

[SJ 485]

Maybe that's why she tried hooking up with random strangers and waving around some dildo in her room, to rebel against her "abusive, controlling" parents... only to be manipulated by strange men into making yourself into a laughingstock.... what's the point? You still get manipulated in the end.

She did all of this shit on her own, why are you making it out like STRANGE INTERNET MEN made her post pictures of her MLP panties to her public tumblr account? Let her be responsible for her own fuckups.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

(bunch of redacted shit)

Anyways, this thread isn't funny, it's sad and disappointing and cringe all around.

So... @LagoonaBlue wasn't lying about her parents find it out her fuck ups, was true all along, behold the mother.

 

[Meowthkip]

She did all of this shit on her own, why are you making it out like STRANGE INTERNET MEN made her post pictures of her MLP panties to her public tumblr account? Let her be responsible for her own fuckups.

The only thing the strange internet men did was criticize her appearance. She's the one who put those photos out there.

This thread is less about her being open about her sexuality and more about her being a sperg and a liar and kind of a bitch.

 

[Trip]

I sincerely hope she doesn't end up homeless. That's another sore spot for me and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. It doesn't magically make someone into a better character, it's just a shit thing to go through.

Honestly seeing she lied about being abused by her father, I really doubt she'll end up homeless. I find that when speds get into trouble they often lie and try to garner sympathy from people by saying shit like this. If she lied about being beaten and abused by her father, she'd certainly lie about being homeless.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

God fuck everybody

When I first saw the thread popping up, I didn't think it'd explode like it did. I'm not going to lecture on commenting on your own halal thread; some cows can sort of dovetail themselves into fitting in, although it's rare. But then the nudes and fanfic came out. I found it yuck, but I'm an internet vet and seen the worst of the worst of female fap fantasies. It was easily brushed off. I felt bad for lagoona though, I remember her in the AM thread I used to frequent. Something something Labill going after her with a knife and talking with her boyfriend, I don't know, I was there to be angry at Labill, but somehow, the thread didn't do it for me anymore.

Anyway, I disgress. I felt bad for Lagoona. Like God forbid a woman who isn't an 9 or a 10 have an open sexuality. The bloodthirstiness of the first posters going after her nudes made me cringe, like I was watching someone stupid enough to stick their hand in an industrial fan then scream while his finger gets chopped off and blood leaks everywhere. Only instead of sticking a finger into a machine it's someone stupid enough to stick their nudes on the internet where men are savage evil things, then watch them scream in horror when they have a thread ridiculing them.

I hope people learn from this thread. Don't put nudes online, for anybody. Very likely it's someone out to manipulate you. In fact, don't put any pictures online at all if you can help it. No holiday pics, no wedding photos, nothing of graduation, or a formal or prom or anything. Keep them to yourselves, because the internet WILL eat you.

That said though, the more I read the more I got disappointed in Lagoona. It's a shit thing to do to lie about one's own father abusing you. It hits a sore spot, it also hit a sore spot that she's been actively trying to rile him up. Maybe that's why she tried hooking up with random strangers and waving around some dildo in her room, to rebel against her "abusive, controlling" parents... only to be manipulated by strange men into making yourself into a laughingstock.... what's the point? You still get manipulated in the end.

Dads don't tell their daughters not to do that sort of thing because they're fuddy duddies or big bad religious nasties, they do it to protect their daughters from THIS. From getting threads like this. Rebelling and riling your parents up isn't worth it. If Lagoona does anything, (I doubt she's listen but hey worth a shot) forget kiwi farms and damage controlling this thread, forget making up with online people, forget the internet, try reaching out to your Dad instead, because the truth is family is really all there is you can trust.

I sincerely hope she doesn't end up homeless. That's another sore spot for me and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. It doesn't magically make someone into a better character, it's just a shit thing to go through.

Anyways, this thread isn't funny, it's sad and disappointing and cringe all around.

And to anybody who's whinging "oh noes her face so uglies, it makes me barf" I say, good, I hope you throw your guts out.

You are legit retarded. She's not going to be homeless, no one is criticizing her for being open about her sexuality, and for fuck sake she wouldn't be so ugly if she washed her face.

Everytime we get a woman lolcow we do this shit. I get you people go easy on women but it gets silly at times.

If @LagoonaBlue had a dick no one would have questioned this thread.

 

[CWCissey]

You are legit exceptional. She's not going to be homeless, no one is criticizing her for being open about her sexuality, and for fuck sake she wouldn't be so ugly if she washed her face.

Everytime we get a woman lolcow we do this shit. I get you people go easy on women but it gets silly at times.

If @LagoonaBlue had a dick no one would have questioned this thread.

I also think the fact that Goons was well liked by some Kiwis (myself included) means there's a bit of push back from people who HAVEN'T READ THE FUCKING THREAD.

I think she's actually the first long term Kiwi to be halal'd to be honest, everyone else was basically a summerfag. That's why it's so shocking. And not long after Nutella's ban for pozloading my neghole. Yet he managed to come back and be humble and dignified about it.

Lesson kids, be more @Ntwadumela

 

[Snuckening]

Maybe someone posted this already idk, but there's some funny shit in the Destiny thread, white-knighting Jontron

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-74#post-3329572

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-76#post-3329831


Good chunk of irony with these

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-87#post-3341031

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-86#post-3339857

:powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-87#post-3340370


even reddit is onto her

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-90#post-3344434

also pulling the :autism: card when Destiny hurt her feelings

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-95

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe that's why she tried hooking up with random strangers and waving around some dildo in her room, to rebel against her "abusive, controlling" parents... only to be manipulated by strange men into making yourself into a laughingstock.... what's the point? You still get manipulated in the end.

Wtf are you on about? Who manipulated her to do this shit? If anything people have literally been telling her for fucking years to knock it off.

 

[Jaimas]

I also think the fact that Goons was well liked by some Kiwis (myself included) means there's a bit of push back from people who HAVEN'T READ THE FUCKING THREAD.

I think she's actually the first long term Kiwi to be halal'd to be honest, everyone else was basically a summerfag. That's why it's so shocking. And not long after Nutella's ban for pozloading my neghole. Yet he managed to come back and be humble and dignified about it.

Lesson kids, be more @Ntwadumela

Most halals broadly fall into a few categories.

We have the ones that everyone was expecting. Usually these are people who are clearly shatteringly Autistic, and them turning out to have a metric fuckton of idiocy beneath the surface is kind of an expected twist. These would be the likes of Homer, Autisticdragonkin, and Sir Wulfington.

The second kind are the rarest, which are the ones where a halal is absolutely needed, but you really fucking wish it wasn't. Obamatron arguably falls into this category, as might a few others depending on your personal standpoint.

The third kind are the most hated by this community, and it's when it's some idiot or another decides, apropos of nothing, that (s)he's going to out-five-dimensional-chess a forum-full of people who chronicle idiots on a daily basis. This includes Neil Venegas.

The final kind are the ones that are unexpected, but there's a raging weal of Autism just under the surface and below you have terrifying levels of idiocy. This category includes Lagoona.

 

[Uncle Warren]

God fuck everybody

When I first saw the thread popping up, I didn't think it'd explode like it did. I'm not going to lecture on commenting on your own halal thread; some cows can sort of dovetail themselves into fitting in, although it's rare. But then the nudes and fanfic came out. I found it yuck, but I'm an internet vet and seen the worst of the worst of female fap fantasies. It was easily brushed off. I felt bad for lagoona though, I remember her in the AM thread I used to frequent. Something something Labill going after her with a knife and talking with her boyfriend, I don't know, I was there to be angry at Labill, but somehow, the thread didn't do it for me anymore.

Anyway, I disgress. I felt bad for Lagoona. Like God forbid a woman who isn't an 9 or a 10 have an open sexuality. The bloodthirstiness of the first posters going after her nudes made me cringe, like I was watching someone stupid enough to stick their hand in an industrial fan then scream while his finger gets chopped off and blood leaks everywhere. Only instead of sticking a finger into a machine it's someone stupid enough to stick their nudes on the internet where men are savage evil things, then watch them scream in horror when they have a thread ridiculing them.

I hope people learn from this thread. Don't put nudes online, for anybody. Very likely it's someone out to manipulate you. In fact, don't put any pictures online at all if you can help it. No holiday pics, no wedding photos, nothing of graduation, or a formal or prom or anything. Keep them to yourselves, because the internet WILL eat you.

That said though, the more I read the more I got disappointed in Lagoona. It's a shit thing to do to lie about one's own father abusing you. It hits a sore spot, it also hit a sore spot that she's been actively trying to rile him up. Maybe that's why she tried hooking up with random strangers and waving around some dildo in her room, to rebel against her "abusive, controlling" parents... only to be manipulated by strange men into making yourself into a laughingstock.... what's the point? You still get manipulated in the end.

Dads don't tell their daughters not to do that sort of thing because they're fuddy duddies or big bad religious nasties, they do it to protect their daughters from THIS. From getting threads like this. Rebelling and riling your parents up isn't worth it. If Lagoona does anything, (I doubt she's listen but hey worth a shot) forget kiwi farms and damage controlling this thread, forget making up with online people, forget the internet, try reaching out to your Dad instead, because the truth is family is really all there is you can trust.

I sincerely hope she doesn't end up homeless. That's another sore spot for me and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. It doesn't magically make someone into a better character, it's just a shit thing to go through.

Anyways, this thread isn't funny, it's sad and disappointing and cringe all around.

And to anybody who's whinging "oh noes her face so uglies, it makes me barf" I say, good, I hope you throw your guts out.

Boy that's a whole lotta shit I'm not gonna fucking read.

These would be the likes of Homer

Is this the same Homer I'm thinking of? Thread?

 

[Big Nasty]

Boy that's a whole lotta shit I'm not gonna fucking read.


Is this the same Homer I'm thinking of? Thread?

Homer Beoulve I think.