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Il_Duke said:
He's trying to see if he can 'get it to work' without the compressor drowning out his voice and farts. Frankly, I think it would be an improvement.
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Hey if it does drown out his voice and snorts. It'll have the improvement of no snorts. Otherwise the commentary will be the same since he sits in silence or bitches about the game/chat.

So on second thought it might be the biggest improvement since direct capture
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
Just throwing it out there. DSP still owes his fans a DSP Tries It for reaching the subgoal. I think he is hoping they all forget.
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He stated several times now that he can't afford to buy 'a funny gadget' for the owed DSP Tries It. This was, however before Tut's appearance and he has subsequently stopped responding to questions regarding the still owed episode. Recently, he has begun to ban, yes manually perma-ban folks who ask about it in chat.

Surly Muppet said:
I was wondering that as well. But then.... that still doesn't justify the presence of the Christmas lights.
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We all know how much he loves a 'double dip', so using the Christmas lights Patrons paid over $1,200 for last year is par for the course. Let's face it, he only got paid $1,800+ in Subs for the Halloween Event stream, decorations and costume. A string of lights for the 'office', a string of lights for a downstairs Instagram shot, ceramic pumpkin and a little skeleton is ALL he could afford!

Meech said:
I would love to see Daves accountants face as he goes through tax deductions for a $1 plastic skeleton and pumpkin lights.
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EVERYTHING see and unseen will be written off. That Instagram is social media for his business. Anything and everything they bought had the potential to be used as part of his business. Thing he could not balance on the back of the loveseat or hang off the soundproofing foam is beyond his control. Nothing he could do.

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Nah. Probably bought some dumbass thing like the button-press soundboard he got that's even cheaper and thus less likely to work. And I'm gonna predict it has flashing lights.
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Seeing as he has already set up the potential inability of pulling off this/these wonderful things he wants to do with the copious amounts of decorations he bought with the $1,800+ given, I'm going to call a 'Nothing I could do!' enjoy the string of lights and thanks for the money dummies.
 
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thebonesauce said:
The best thing is THESE are the types of people Phil wants to keep around. I would rather have people who make fun of me lightheartedly as a fan base instead of exceptional individuals who make me look absolutely terrible. Sidella is a gatekeeper, “you must be THIS exceptional to ride this ride.”
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The only problem is Phil banned Sidella and his sock accounts. It looks like he is trying to get back Phil's good side.
 
johnny5150 said:
these are great comments coming from sidella:
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Sidella seems very knowledgeable about what a child's butthole looks like...

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Filthy Greenskin said:
To be honest, the whole set-up is sort of creepy in an unintentional way. A fat, balding guy sat in a tiny room with kid's Halloween and Christmas lights with a stuffed cat and a skeleton as stand-ins for human interaction for hours at a time, talking to no one and never leaving the house. You could make a decent movie out of that.
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Was this not the backstory to the guy in The Human Centipede 2?
 
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TurboSwine said:
Maybe the surprise that he's trying to get working is his green screen with a suitable Halloween background.

I know that's asking a lot of Phil. Let the optimism votes flow.
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You optimistic bastard.

Good idea, though that's how we know he won't do it. Any good idea is scrapped as "for little kiddies" and he's too real for that.
 
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