DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[CausticMinory]

Only time you need to "Babysit" an upload is if you have shitty internet that might timeout causing a problem in the upstream connection. But he has big bucks business class internet, so he's revealing another lie in his bragging. Of course this is a late observation but it's still funny.

 

[PieceofShet]

Only time you need to "Babysit" an upload is if you have shitty internet that might timeout causing a problem in the upstream connection. But he has big bucks business class internet, so he's revealing another lie in his bragging. Of course this is a late observation but it's still funny.

One time he spit out that it only takes 20mins to babysit uploads and today he has even less videos to carry about so... 10mins per day?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I've never seen anyone who looked like they wanted to rape a poke ball more than this picture of Phil.

Really? I've seen a guy actually go ahead & rape one.

Spoiler: Don't click this...

(I'm sorry. I had no choice. Slow DSReeee news week, not much interackshun tonight; just no big releases... Nothing I could do.)

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

One time he spit out that it only takes 20mins to babysit uploads and today he has even less videos to carry about so... 10mins per day?

This is the same Phil who has to take a whole day off to get his greasy locks cut or do some grocery shopping, either he perceives time like a dog and one hour seems like seven or he's just so fucking lazy that he has to make excuses why he sits on his ass watching amazon while his computer chugs along in the corner.

 

[Jmboote]

Is this the beginning of the end?

Nah. Because, as mentioned, whales exist. Even if one goes, another will emerge. They're the miracle species that will never go extinct, not even when the last one dies. One more will just appear out of nowhere.

As long as he has one exceptional viewer giving ridiculous amounts of money, he'll survive.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Nah. Because, as mentioned, whales exist. Even if one goes, another will emerge. They're the miracle species that will never go extinct, not even when the last one dies. One more will just appear out of nowhere.

As long as he has one exceptional viewer giving ridiculous amounts of money, he'll survive.

That last parts not quite true, it would take a whale larger than any so far to single handily keep dave afloat, and doing something autistic with the money wouldn’t be enough either since there’s such a gap in between twitch money, this massive whale would have to be giving it in tips
All memes aside the dude already apparently lives beyond his memes and has a ton of debt/bills(if you buy his claims)

 

[johnny5150]

Please tell me he's joking?

 

[Wurstbrot]

Please tell me he's joking?
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Isn't he a cute little adult?

Don't mind the Comic Sans.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Please tell me he's joking?
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He’s drunkenly trying to use reverse psychology on himself....

 

[Applejack]

Please tell me he's joking?
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In the wise words of our Lord and savior Jeb "please clap."

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Please tell me he's joking?
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You could almost believe it if his last stream wasn't just him being laughed at by his own chat, getting no tips and being a salty bitch.

 

[Jmboote]

That last parts not quite true, it would take a whale larger than any so far to single handily keep dave afloat, and doing something autistic with the money wouldn’t be enough either since there’s such a gap in between twitch money, this massive whale would have to be giving it in tips
All memes aside the dude already apparently lives beyond his memes and has a ton of debt/bills(if you buy his claims)

Probably should have clarified that I didn't mean single-handedly. I meant the whale + any pity/competition/troll bucks from the regulars.

I was mostly suggesting that the whale is the backbone of the cash flow, that Phil just getting a few tips here and there isn't really enough to keep him around, and so long as he has one whale, he considers himself "safe".

 

[NotreallyPutin]

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Just throwing it out there. DSP still owes his fans a DSP Tries It for reaching the subgoal. I think he is hoping they all forget.

 

[gaarashatan]

Just throwing it out there. DSP still owes his fans a DSP Tries It for reaching the subgoal. I think he is hoping they all forget.

i too wish i could make up goals and have them hit and not do them and still retain fans. guess my fans arent dumb and autistic enough

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Just throwing it out there. DSP still owes his fans a DSP Tries It for reaching the subgoal. I think he is hoping they all forget.

I find it so scummy how he puts up goals that will only happen for next month if reached(Halloween event for example) and still will put them off. Most streamers will just dress up and play spooky shit anyway.
Wonder if he would actually just blow off a halloween event if he didn't even reach the goal. Just totally not dress up and treat it like a regular stream on halloween.

 

[Commander Keen]

Really? You like those over the ones that send him 29" cardboard cut-outs of dicks with 'detractor memes' written on them and then excitedly make posts in the General thread asking asking other users if Dave has mentioned receiving them, when they sent them to the wrong address?

I'm going to need you to post a list in descending order of your most to least favorite categories of 'detractors' with corresponding photos of your genitals at different levels of arousal as I'm not very good with numbers or reading facial expression, but am very adept at discerning sentiment from the moisture level and engorgement/general floppiness of a tasteful crotch shot

I’d rather read that post and laugh at some moron being stupid than trudge through the three dozen posts of people getting mad at the guy. I’m exaggerating for the sake of humor, but your position on the spectrum tells me that you miss quite a few social cues such as that.

 

[Shark]

what's next to your name your "privilege" that you paid dave for means absolutely nothing. Thanks for the money dummies.

Besides markmccauley, kingofhypocrisy, lipjan. Newface, Jake and koz were all gifted their subs, not once have they ever paid for a sub. So really it’s the true dsp fans that are wasting money gifting subs to people who will just be banned.

Edit, okay lipjan has a gifted sub. But he has a 100 cheer badge.

 

[notquiteaperson]

Besides markmccauley, kingofhypocrisy, lipjan. Newface, Jake and koz were all gifted their subs, not once have they ever paid for a sub. So really it’s the true dsp fans that are wasting money gifting subs to people who will just be banned.

Do any of them have bit badges? Those seem to be more indicative of a true dsp fan than a sub crown since subs can be gifted.

 

[Shark]

Do any of them have bit badges? Those seem to be more indicative of a true dsp fan than a sub crown since subs can be gifted.

Lipjan - 100 Cheer
Hypocrisy - 5000 Cheer (ads)
McCauley - 25k Cheer
Jake - Nothing
NewFace - Nothing
Koz - Nothing
ThirdEye (rip) - 10k Cheer

There’s really no one else that stood out to me as a true “troll cheerer” Personally, I think it’s a waste of time to troll cheer. When it is quite obvious that if you just @ darksydephil and say something, it will have the same effect. Possibly even a better effect, cause you save time from not having to watch ads, and you don’t have to buy the bloated bit prices.