Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[MirnaMinkoff]

Spoiler

Movie director and reality tv star Eileen Daly!


tbh I'd show a bit of the peen if someone would pay to have my nose fixed.

Sadly Eileen Daly look represents about 95% of women over 50 in show business.

I can only say when you see these women (and men) in person, without pro studio lighting and stage make-up, they look super bizarre. Most get work done that makes them look better in front of the camera but makes them freaky as fuck in normal everyday settings.

I actually think their will be a lot of work for older women who don’t get lots of plastic surgery. Casting directors don’t want weird looking woman with pinched face and upturned eyes when casting roles for women over 50 or 60.

 

[AbraCadaver]

When I see people like that cat guy, "Living Ken Doll", and the guy who wanted to look like Bieber, all I can wonder is where do those lunatics get the money for all those procedures? I guess surgeons offer credit, but the only way some of them would make money is if they became celebrities due to looking so fucking weird, I can't imagine people like that can hold down a real job. Can you even get credit if you're on social security?
I'm saving for a nosejob because my nose is fucking horrible,threads like this make me scared though!

You can get a CareCredit card that’s basically a credit card you use for medical shit, from basic medical care, to plastic surgery, even vet coverage for pet surgery. Combine one of those with an unbalanced insecure loon and you get a crushing 25,000 bill for butt lifts and cheek implants within four months.

 

[Puddleduck]

I love this thread. My belief that all plastic surgery being botched by nature is brought on by observing troons get "gender conforming surgery" or getting surgery to obtain "secondary sex characteristics"

I was looking on lolcowsnow earlier on Blaire's thread and they posted that picture and something I didn't noticed - the gap between her lips and nose looks even wider now, making her look like a monkey. She really shouldn't have touched her nose tbh.

You can get a CareCredit card that’s basically a credit card you use for medical shit, from basic medical care, to plastic surgery, even vet coverage for pet surgery. Combine one of those with an unbalanced insecure loon and you get a crushing 25,000 bill for butt lifts and cheek implants within four months.

Oh interesting! I wouldn't use it because I want to pay for my nose all upfront, but having something for pets might be handy....

 

[AbraCadaver]

I was looking on lolcowsnow earlier on Blaire's thread and they posted that picture and something I didn't noticed - the gap between her lips and nose looks even wider now, making her look like a monkey. She really shouldn't have touched her nose tbh.


Oh interesting! I wouldn't use it because I want to pay for my nose all upfront, but having something for pets might be handy....

As far as I know I wouldn’t get one, I hear the interest can be ludicrous. You’d be better off just putting it on your current credit card.

 

[Puddleduck]

I looked through more of this thread than I did before, it really put me off the idea of nose surgery ... especially that mid-procedure picture!

I know lips thin, and your face loses some fat that makes you look youthful as you hit menopause, does any knowledgeable kiwis know of hormonal therapy for cis women can work for women who want to look youthful?

The mother of a friend of mine takes two collagen tablets a day, with vitamin c in those fizzy tablets you put in water.
She's been doing this for about two months and looks younger - nothing amazing, it's probably knocked a couple of years off the age you'd guess she was if you passed her in the street, but she looks generally better and more healthy.
I wonder if someone in their 20s-30s or so (around the age you need to start looking after your skin) would follow that routine forever, if they'd age slower?

 

[polonium]

I looked through more of this thread than I did before, it really put me off the idea of nose surgery ... especially that mid-procedure picture!

You should still post dick pics just in case

 

[Puddleduck]

You should still post dick pics just in case

I'll use the money to go on a nice holiday, and see the polar bears and funny sky lights (Y)

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I love this thread. My belief that all plastic surgery being botched by nature is brought on by observing troons get "gender conforming surgery" or getting surgery to obtain "secondary sex characteristics"

I don't like Blaire's lips. They don't look realistic on a white woman. There's pre transition photos where she has perfectly normal lips that would look fine for an MTF. There's a lot of cis white chicks right now getting bad lip filler too, to be fair.

I also can't stand her extensions--she's had a Youtube for 2 years, and 2 years is about a foot of hair growth, so she could've had the same length naturally by now.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I don't like Blaire's lips. They don't look realistic on a white woman. There's pre transition photos where she has perfectly normal lips that would look fine for an MTF. There's a lot of cis white chicks right now getting bad lip filler too, to be fair.

I also can't stand her extensions--she's had a Youtube for 2 years, and 2 years is about a foot of hair growth, so she could've had the same length naturally by now.

You’re assuming she has thick enough hair for it to grow out and look nice. Most women with extensions could grow their hair long, but it’s going to look thin and scraggly the longer it gets. Not many women have hair thick and strong enough to look really good past shoulder length. There’s a reason extensions (and before that wigs) are popular because they aren’t comfortable, are a pain to maintain and are expensive. Most women would happily go natural if their real long hair looked even half as good as the extensions

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

You’re assuming she has thick enough hair for it to grow out and look nice. Most women with extensions could grow their hair long, but it’s going to look thin and scraggly the longer it gets. Not many women have hair thick and strong enough to look really good past shoulder length. There’s a reason extensions (and before that wigs) are popular because they aren’t comfortable, are a pain to maintain and are expensive. Most women would happily go natural if their real long hair looked even half as good as the extensions

Hunh, I just assumed people thought really long hair was too much of a hassle (which it is), so they got extensions so they don't have to deal with it all when they don't want to.

 

[chunkygoth]

Does anyone else think it's dumb that Renee Zellweger pretends she didn't have her eyes done?

Spoiler: Before and after

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Renee Zellweger may not have been beautiful, but she always cute in a quirky way and definitely unique. Now she just looks completely bland, the most NPC soccer mom. It is sad that she succumbed to her insecurities later in life. I think that's the danger as women/men get older - don't drastically change your look when your skin is no longer elastic. That's why I'm moisturizing daily and reapplying 100 SPF sunblock every 3 hours because when I'm 45, I'm trying to stunt on other moms in the pick up line.

 

[Puddleduck]

That's why I'm moisturizing daily and reapplying 100 SPF sunblock every 3 hours

Not to be a retard, but is that a joke? I've not even heard of SPF going above 50!

 

[chunkygoth]

Not to be a retard, but is that a joke? I've not even heard of SPF going above 50!

It does go above 50 SPF but its a marketing gimmick. 50 SPF is just as good as 100 SPF but they sell 100 SPF because it sounds like more.

 

[Bees]

I slather on zinc oxide so I look like a geisha. Beat that, nerds.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Hunh, I just assumed people thought really long hair was too much of a hassle (which it is), so they got extensions so they don't have to deal with it all when they don't want to.

Extensions are way more of a hassle than having long natural hair. You realize they are sewn/woven in with natural hair so its even harder to maintain than natural hair, it’s also expensive as fuck.

Seriously, some black guys will avoid dating women with big extensions because they know they will be expected to chip in towards they $1k plus monthly cost of them. Some women pay more every month for their extensions than they do for rent.

 

[Puddleduck]

You’re assuming she has thick enough hair for it to grow out and look nice. Most women with extensions could grow their hair long, but it’s going to look thin and scraggly the longer it gets. Not many women have hair thick and strong enough to look really good past shoulder length. There’s a reason extensions (and before that wigs) are popular because they aren’t comfortable, are a pain to maintain and are expensive. Most women would happily go natural if their real long hair looked even half as good as the extensions

Does the fact she's biologically male make a difference? I'm pretty sure man hair and woman hair are different, and the only thing tranny HRT changes is that it's less likely to fall out, I don't think its structure or whatever changes? If you get pictures of non-troon men with "girl hair" or women with "boy hair" but block out the faces, you can usually tell what they are, so there must be something in the different hair thing...

 

[cactus]

Does the fact she's biologically male make a difference? I'm pretty sure man hair and woman hair are different, and the only thing tranny HRT changes is that it's less likely to fall out, I don't think its structure or whatever changes? If you get pictures of non-troon men with "girl hair" or women with "boy hair" but block out the faces, you can usually tell what they are, so there must be something in the different hair thing...

I dunno, I've seen some metalheads with some nice, long hair.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Hunh, I just assumed people thought really long hair was too much of a hassle (which it is), so they got extensions so they don't have to deal with it all when they don't want to.

Many women just can’t grow long hair...some people’s hair may grow steadily til it reaches their shoulders and then the growth rate crawls to a standstill. It’s just genetics. Their hair shafts may also be so naturally thin that growing it long ensures it will become an ugly rat nest of split ends past a certain length, as the hair gets more exposed to environment and brushes and gradually splits up the shaft, making it look terrible.

Extensions are way more of a hassle than having long natural hair. You realize they are sewn/woven in with natural hair so its even harder to maintain than natural hair, it’s also expensive as fuck.

Seriously, some black guys will avoid dating women with big extensions because they know they will be expected to chip in towards they $1k plus monthly cost of them. Some women pay more every month for their extensions than they do for rent.

Well technically that’s a weave. There are loads of clip-in extension options/falls/toppers etc that dont require that kind of expense. But they’re just as much of a pain to deal with.

Also fuck weaves because they make you go bald in places if you overdo them. They attach to the natural hair and just pull at it all day. Same with lace front wigs giving you bald rashes along your hairline from the constant gluing. But if you’re older and going through female pattern hair loss, it can be less embarrassing than a chemo scarf every day. Makes a woman wish it was socially acceptable to shave her head like men do.

 

[Puddleduck]

lso fuck weaves because they make you go bald in places if you overdo them. They attach to the natural hair and just pull at it all day. Same with lace front wigs giving you bald rashes along your hairline from the constant gluing.

Is that why some black women look bald(ing)? I assumed it was a genetics thing.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Extensions are way more of a hassle than having long natural hair. You realize they are sewn/woven in with natural hair so its even harder to maintain than natural hair, it’s also expensive as fuck.

Seriously, some black guys will avoid dating women with big extensions because they know they will be expected to chip in towards they $1k plus monthly cost of them. Some women pay more every month for their extensions than they do for rent.

Is that why some black women look bald(ing)? I assumed it was a genetics thing.

weaves and lace front wigs will WRECK your shit. The lace front that helps the wig blend into your scalp is basically like sandpaper on your hairline all day and the glue is also terrible. You end up with patches missing on the hairline if you do it too much.

Ditto weaves. Imagine taking a strand of fake hair and gluing it onto your real hair, right at the root. It basically sits there and tugs at the real hair the entire time until it falls out. The glue, again, is also right trash for your hair.

Also tightly braiding your hair every day (in rows or otherwise) will also put stress on the roots and cause hair loss.