MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

. All while Matt is still stuck at gathering rocks at the riverside like a really bad run of Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley.

We won't be laughing so much after the Chinese nuke Los Angeles and the Second Stone Age starts. Then Matt will turn his boulder monopoly into a kingdom with him as King and his wife's son as the Crown Prince. Maybe Donga will come along as his wife's Lancelot figure/Matt's enforcer.

Once the electric fireplaces cease their lies, Matt and Donga will reign supreme.
 
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The thing I don't get is why ANYONE would be subscribed to Matt in the first place. He has no charisma, he's a clickbaity cunt, and he's an attention whore.

He reminds me of those Reply Girls Youtube used to be infested with, but instead of fake tits in the thumbnail, we have a tit named Matt.
 
The thing I don't get is why ANYONE would be subscribed to Matt in the first place. He has no charisma, he's a clickbaity cunt, and he's an attention whore.

He reminds me of those Reply Girls Youtube used to be infested with, but instead of fake tits in the thumbnail, we have a tit named Matt.

gamergate gave him a lot. most of the people who subbed rarely clicked any of his videos after that and the view numbers prove that. Its not even like he ever had any hardcore fans either. At best he would be used as background noise while someone is browsing the internet. As you said has no real charisma to make people that big of a fan to him.

Anyway i really thought by now the sub losses would have stagnated but he is still bleeding. Hes still losing between 40-80 subs a day. Sometimes even more like last week he lost 140 in one day. And now that he lost the views on people clicking his channel to dislike and leave a comment his $ income has dipped beyond the point I thought was possible for him. Most days he isnt even making 8$
 
The thing I don't get is why ANYONE would be subscribed to Matt in the first place. He has no charisma, he's a clickbaity cunt, and he's an attention whore.

He reminds me of those Reply Girls Youtube used to be infested with, but instead of fake tits in the thumbnail, we have a tit named Matt.

They might have fake boobs but thanks to a poor diet and lack of exercise Matt has real (man) boobs.
 
gamergate gave him a lot. most of the people who subbed rarely clicked any of his videos after that and the view numbers prove that. Its not even like he ever had any hardcore fans either. At best he would be used as background noise while someone is browsing the internet. As you said has no real charisma to make people that big of a fan to him.

Anyway i really thought by now the sub losses would have stagnated but he is still bleeding. Hes still losing between 40-80 subs a day. Sometimes even more like last week he lost 140 in one day. And now that he lost the views on people clicking his channel to dislike and leave a comment his $ income has dipped beyond the point I thought was possible for him. Most days he isnt even making 8$
Even during Gamergate, he was so goddamn boring, and I only watched the videos that were relevant to the shitstorm. Who would watch any of his other videos is beyond me.
 
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There's gonna be a point that Matt's wife is gonna give him "the talk" on this nonsense to give up on this being a primary job and get a normal 9-5er.

She probably already has. Even before all this for the past year hes been making significantly less than a minimum wage worker from Mcdonalds makes. And the "content" he makes should literally take no more than 1 hour. Its just reading articles. He is a lazy ass dude who will never apply for a real job. He could've easily been working during the day and then come home and spend an hour or 2 reading articles and uploading them. But instead he is posting on reddit all day about how world wide sexual consent is 14 etc. His wife busts her ass and he doesn't bring in shit

Although not sure if he could even get any sort of job now once they run his info and come across all his old tweets and reddit posts
 
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She probably already has. Even before all this for the past year hes been making significantly less than a minimum wage worker from Mcdonalds makes. And the "content" he makes should literally take no more than 1 hour. Its just reading articles. He is a lazy ass dude who will never apply for a real job. He could've easily been working during the day and then come home and spend an hour or 2 reading articles and uploading them. But instead he is posting on reddit all day about how world wide sexual consent is 14 etc. His wife busts her ass and he doesn't bring in shit

Although not sure if he could even get any sort of job now once they run his info and come across all his old tweets and reddit posts
You can be the biggest dumb fuck in the world online and still have a low skill job
 
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You can be the biggest dumb fuck in the world online and still have a low skill job

yes you can. However matt has a bunch of personal shit online. but he has some very very bad things online. mainly the dozens of jokes about under age females. selling his sisters thongs for weed,talking about politics that he doesn't agree with etc I think he is pretty much fucked at ever getting a decent job with normal hours, a job he can be proud of.

I'm seriously not sure of Mcdonalds would even take him. Yes any idiot do the work there. But jobs are very scarce and many people need them so he isnt doing them any favors. They for sure pick someone else over him. Most sad thing is that he thinks he has prior work experience. That would be a huge thing they would for sure look at. A guy in his mid 30's who has had only one legit job for 2.5 months. (being a clerk and handing out popcorn at some down piece of shit movie theater isnt looked at as a great resume booster.

Current job market is pretty competitive. He has no real skills besides shit online so would be useless in the kitchen. Hes admitted on a stream before he cant make shit. There will be people who have had past jobs at Walmart etc that are looking for a 2nd job, even is its just from another burger flipper its at least legit work within the last 15 years. Or high school kids (or earlier years in college) who are looking for their first ever job. Both of those cases will get the job 100000x before a guy who has had 1 semi legit job in the last 15 years (or more)

(Again all this assuming that he tries for mcdonalds or fast food cause a legit job has 0% chance) And obviously bigger and better companies wouldnt take him either, im just stating how I dont think Mcdonalds would/

I really do believe that in his mind he thinks he is above working at fast food. He thinks he is a genius. And he makes great content. Even with needing money bad for his kid, and his girl needing some real help, he would sell the house and pawn his little retarded trinkets before he worked a job like that. I even remember a real good bit ago when streaming, he was asked a question (I forget it now) but his reply was "Ha well yea in that case but ive been super smart sense birth and getting a job at star bucks would be a waste of time with what im trying to do, and honestly I would hate working a super easy job like that" It was something very very similar to that. Now I would think most agree that working at star bucks isnt something all that difficult. But I do bet if Matt worked there he would give up, and not be able to keep up when they would get rushes
 
yes you can. However matt has a bunch of personal shit online. but he has some very very bad things online. mainly the dozens of jokes about under age females. selling his sisters thongs for weed,talking about politics that he doesn't agree with etc I think he is pretty much fucked at ever getting a decent job with normal hours, a job he can be proud of.

I'm seriously not sure of Mcdonalds would even take him. Yes any idiot do the work there. But jobs are very scarce and many people need them so he isnt doing them any favors. They for sure pick someone else over him. Most sad thing is that he thinks he has prior work experience. That would be a huge thing they would for sure look at. A guy in his mid 30's who has had only one legit job for 2.5 months. (being a clerk and handing out popcorn at some down piece of shit movie theater isnt looked at as a great resume booster.

Current job market is pretty competitive. He has no real skills besides shit online so would be useless in the kitchen. Hes admitted on a stream before he cant make shit. There will be people who have had past jobs at Walmart etc that are looking for a 2nd job, even is its just from another burger flipper its at least legit work within the last 15 years. Or high school kids (or earlier years in college) who are looking for their first ever job. Both of those cases will get the job 100000x before a guy who has had 1 semi legit job in the last 15 years (or more)

(Again all this assuming that he tries for mcdonalds or fast food cause a legit job has 0% chance) And obviously bigger and better companies wouldnt take him either, im just stating how I dont think Mcdonalds would/

I really do believe that in his mind he thinks he is above working at fast food. He thinks he is a genius. And he makes great content. Even with needing money bad for his kid, and his girl needing some real help, he would sell the house and pawn his little exceptional trinkets before he worked a job like that. I even remember a real good bit ago when streaming, he was asked a question (I forget it now) but his reply was "Ha well yea in that case but ive been super smart sense birth and getting a job at star bucks would be a waste of time with what im trying to do, and honestly I would hate working a super easy job like that" It was something very very similar to that. Now I would think most agree that working at star bucks isnt something all that difficult. But I do bet if Matt worked there he would give up, and not be able to keep up when they would get rushes
I'll tell you something about the foodservice industry and it's that there's very few people who are unemployable. If you have such glaring issues they'll just use it as an excuse to work you harder and pay you less. I've worked with literal murderers and people who took breaks to do coke in the bathroom. It's a very out of sight job. I've never done fast food though.
I think his biggest issue is work ethic, rather than his online presence. As long as he doesn't do a gross amount of drugs he could wash dishes.
 
I'll tell you something about the foodservice industry and it's that there's very few people who are unemployable. If you have such glaring issues they'll just use it as an excuse to work you harder and pay you less. I've worked with literal murderers and people who took breaks to do coke in the bathroom. It's a very out of sight job. I've never done fast food though.
I think his biggest issue is work ethic, rather than his online presence. As long as he doesn't do a gross amount of drugs he could wash dishes.

Im just saying that now more than ever people are applying for any job they can get. Even some recent college grads will take a minimum wager if thats all they can get. It is very competitive now because most people are fine with anything as long as it pays. Im not saying that Mcdonalds would run matts name see all the shit and not pick him for that reason alone. It would be because a bunch of others want the job. It may have 3 spots and 50 people want.

Minor power level......One of my best friends brother is a manager at Wendys. Who is also in charger of interviewing and then hiring people afterwards. This last time they needed 5 new people and had 80 show up. Few months ago he needed 2 people and 45 showed up

So I didnt mean a fast food place would google him and because of that not hire him. It would just put him well below other people who want it. And if you list everything together, there is no way those places would even give a shot or debate it for a minute

1. Search his name and see all kinds of pedo shit and other gross shit
2. Has never worked a legit job, and outside of his youtube channel its been about 10 years and that was a crappy movie theater
3. His age in his mid 30's is just a tell that he has to be a lazy fuck then, cause at that age and never having a decent job in the past 15 years. possibly ever
4. No kitchen experience, isnt even much into cooking at home. Yea its just fast food and easy but hes admitted he can mainly just work a microwave

And those are just the ones right off my head. An ex convict would have a better shot than him due to the pedo shit. A kid fresh out of high school would get it way before him. College kids who just want a part time job for sure would. All of them would be chosen before matt without a 2nd thought. But yes if one of those places really did need someone they would look past all that and give the job. However the situation will be that they wont have to worry about it that way because of how many people will show up and give them a pick of the litter

With all that tho the funniest thing to me is the fact that he thinks he is too good for any min wager. He sees himself as an e-ceb. And because he had some youtube success at one point and made an average amount, I still really believe deep down he thinks he can turn shit around and get back to that point
 
Im just saying that now more than ever people are applying for any job they can get. Even some recent college grads will take a minimum wager if thats all they can get. It is very competitive now because most people are fine with anything as long as it pays. Im not saying that Mcdonalds would run matts name see all the shit and not pick him for that reason alone. It would be because a bunch of others want the job. It may have 3 spots and 50 people want.

Minor power level......One of my best friends brother is a manager at Wendys. Who is also in charger of interviewing and then hiring people afterwards. This last time they needed 5 new people and had 80 show up. Few months ago he needed 2 people and 45 showed up

So I didnt mean a fast food place would google him and because of that not hire him. It would just put him well below other people who want it. And if you list everything together, there is no way those places would even give a shot or debate it for a minute

1. Search his name and see all kinds of pedo shit and other gross shit
2. Has never worked a legit job, and outside of his youtube channel its been about 10 years and that was a crappy movie theater
3. His age in his mid 30's is just a tell that he has to be a lazy fuck then, cause at that age and never having a decent job in the past 15 years. possibly ever

And those are just the ones right off my head. An ex convict would have a better shot than him due to the pedo shit, But yes if one of those places really did need someone they would look past all that and give the job. However the situation will be that they wont have to worry about it that way because of how many people will show up and give them a pick of the litter
I don't know what dump you live in or where matt lives, but thats just not the case in most places. What you probably dont see is that those 80 people are applying to fill 100 jobs and they dont stay unemployed long if they actually look. Matt could get a job pretty easily.
 
I'll tell you something about the foodservice industry and it's that there's very few people who are unemployable. If you have such glaring issues they'll just use it as an excuse to work you harder and pay you less. I've worked with literal murderers and people who took breaks to do coke in the bathroom. It's a very out of sight job. I've never done fast food though.
I think his biggest issue is work ethic, rather than his online presence. As long as he doesn't do a gross amount of drugs he could wash dishes.
Yeah foodservices and tourism tend to be places where you find strange people.

What I don't get about Matt, and really any of the other skeptic/rationalist youtubers , is why they don't invest the money they earn into doing some courses at a community college because most of them have no form of tertiary education to their name. If not for the education aspect, then at least as a way to network or expand their social circle.
 
I don't know what dump you live in or where matt lives, but thats just not the case in most places. What you probably dont see is that those 80 people are applying to fill 100 jobs and they dont stay unemployed long if they actually look. Matt could get a job pretty easily.

Well you are wrong it about some things then. The wendys manager I told you about in NYC ( I could care less cause dont live in that state or even close to there). And he has also worked in St. Louis and had a ton of people show up

I think any semi decently big city will have a lot of people trying to get jobs like that. There can sometimes be ex cons etc. But majority will be teens looking for their first job/summer job, and the job for the summer. Then they will also get college kids, even the ones not from the area. Many of them want extra $ and will work part time. Along with the locals who will want a job in college. There have been cases where a town where most of the people work together, and it has to shut down, they all flock to flip burgers. If I remember right was some coal mining town in WV bunch of guys got laid off and all the burger kings within an hour radius hired the most they could. Obviously not like the pay was the same and that even half the crew made it but was something that happened.
There is MASSIVE amounts of people being laid off, and when they exhausted all their options they will take a fast food job or a garbageman in a heartbeat.

Unless you're talking about places in Montana and North Dakota where there is no real competition or a job market, then I dont think he can get a job all that easily. Even if he got lucky going for a job where not that many people showed up, he would only get selected as a last resort if all the others turned it down. Already listed the reasons, even if it was just 1 of those it would be pretty hard for him. But 3???? LOL

Yeah foodservices and tourism tend to be places where you find strange people.

What I don't get about Matt, and really any of the other skeptic/rationalist youtubers , is why they don't invest the money they earn into doing some courses at a community college because most of them have no form of tertiary education to their name. If not for the education aspect, then at least as a way to network or expand their social circle.

Hes one of those people who takes useless courses in college. I may be wrong but think he went for a couple years (never finished) but when there took all film and movie classes
 
Well you are wrong it about some things then. The wendys manager I told you about in NYC ( I could care less cause dont live in that state or even close to there). And he has also worked in St. Louis and had a ton of people show up

I think any semi decently big city will have a lot of people trying to get jobs like that. There can sometimes be ex cons etc. But majority will be teens looking for their first job/summer job, and the job for the summer. Then they will also get college kids, even the ones not from the area. Many of them want extra $ and will work part time. Along with the locals who will want a job in college. There have been cases where a town where most of the people work together, and it has to shut down, they all flock to flip burgers. If I remember right was some coal mining town in WV bunch of guys got laid off and all the burger kings within an hour radius hired the most they could. Obviously not like the pay was the same and that even half the crew made it but was something that happened.
There is MASSIVE amounts of people being laid off, and when they exhausted all their options they will take a fast food job or a garbageman in a heartbeat.

Unless you're talking about places in Montana and North Dakota where there is no real competition or a job market, then I dont think he can get a job all that easily. Even if he got lucky going for a job where not that many people showed up, he would only get selected as a last resort if all the others turned it down. Already listed the reasons, even if it was just 1 of those it would be pretty hard for him. But 3???? LOL
I've mostly worked in smaller towns and smaller cities (10k-100k people) and it's just not the case there. We'd hire pretty much anyone who asked for a job and just fire them if they were bad workers. I think it ultimately boils down to where he lives. Life is harder in huge cities, but everywhere else you're only going to be unemployed if you're actively trying to not work. There's also factory work and temp job agencies. He could make decent cash in seasonal production.

I'll also add this. Garbage men get paid really fucking well. It's a pretty sought after job.
 
I've mostly worked in smaller towns and smaller cities (10k-100k people) and it's just not the case there. We'd hire pretty much anyone who asked for a job and just fire them if they were bad workers. I think it ultimately boils down to where he lives. Life is harder in huge cities, but everywhere else you're only going to be unemployed if you're actively trying to not work. There's also factory work and temp job agencies. He could make decent cash in seasonal production.

I'll also add this. Garbage men get paid really fucking well. It's a pretty sought after job.

we are pretty much agreeing. im not saying he cant get hired anywhere. im just saying that if he goes to a place and there is multiple other people trying to get said job, pretty much anyone possible will get it before him. he would have to go to a place desperate for help and also not be in competition with anyone else. unless its a convicted sex offender. pretty much anyone who has worked a job in the past 15 years and doesn't have weird shit about them online with weird shit they've said and the other reasons I posted. He can def get one, but what get it if it comes down to him vs nearly anyone else
 
There are fucking convicted pedophiles that get jobs every day working with kids...where it takes YEARS before it comes out that they got priors.

The average person has no clue who Matt Jarbo is. The average McDonald's manager is not running a background check on the fry cook. He/she has WAY more issues to worry about day to day than if the fry cook was edgy on the internet.


The whole "I can't get a job because of my bad ass presence on youtube" is an excuse.

I worked at a Target, when I first came to the US, without a fucking social security card. Like seriously...illegals can get a job, but Matt can't?!!
 
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