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Oh, that was a given.
And Jake, you are ignorant, hateful and demonstrably wrong. That's such low-hanging fruit, but clearly accurate.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Oh, that was a given.
And Jake, you are ignorant, hateful and demonstrably wrong. That's such low-hanging fruit, but clearly accurate.
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Even if we're generous and assume he meant fans of the company... no. This was the same company that made Witcher 3, which committed the cardinal sin against SJW-world of being... historically accurate and true to its source material without "race-bending" (in that article it's "whitewashing" when it's a white people taking over black roles but "race- bending" when the opposite... weird, right?) So I don't think that it's safe to say there is a hardcore fandom of troons or any other lefty-nutcases for the company.
I guess maybe he means "cyberpunk" (Laura Dale has been on about this too) somehow attracts troons because with magical technology you can somehow turn into whatever you want, like genderbending magic in D&D or playing a she-elf in WOW. I think the game's success won't have to do with the <100 people who were really intent on buying it because troonage.
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Well when you live in a basement and Twitter is your only contact to the outside world.....
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FFS. I wonder what part of "No one likes whiners" these people don't get (and that is a HUGE! part of Jake's problem). I mean, that is literally something they teach you in kindergarten. And yet all these sacks of crap do is whine, kvetch, complain all day on Twitter, instead of finding something that gives them happiness. (I'd say get a hobby, but clearly Twitter is their hobby, and it obviously doesn't seem to bring them much joy. I am guessing there is something about some brain chemical being stimulated and addictive behavior enabled and encouraged by posting on Twitter all fucking day.)
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While that's true, many of these people have been bombarded with "those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter" since childhood. They're very much the product of the "self-help" industry which emerged in the 1980s.
They genuinely believe that anyone who doesn't accept them warts and all was never a "real" friend anyway. They continue to be told that their mere existence makes them "worthy" and are confused and angry when reality collides with the "inspirational" messages they're constantly being exposed to on social media.
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Cow crossovers. "distressingly"
Crossover. Jake is retweeting Googleshngs from Jessica Price, gives up and just says 'go look at all this shit'
Cow crossover.
Crossover. Jake is retweeting Googleshngs from Jessica Price, gives up and just says 'go look at all this shit'
Cow crossover.
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I'm still amused that after ask all these years Jake is still pretending to not be a bearded gnome, and is instead a cute gamer girl that's been falsely accused of being a bearded gnome.
Actually, it's pretty distressing that Jake still tries to maintain this facade.
Actually, it's pretty distressing that Jake still tries to maintain this facade.
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I love that Jake’s fetish brain heard Arthur Chu mock transformation fic and he immediately started tripping over himself to say “Oh that is definitely definitely a thing!!”
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“Here are some of my favourite... works to avoid.”
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It gives him the ultimate excuse to never go out, never try, and never accomplish anything.
Why would he change? His "double life" is working out great so far.
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Live with his mom, doesn't bring in any money, and constantly complains about not being able to afford anything.
What a fantastic life. I wish that was me again.
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It's sad to think that his Secret Gamer Grrl identity was the most successful thing he's ever done, in all aspects of life from social to professional. It's also easy to see why he refuses to let that go and tries to claw back what he believes he has lost. Maybe it's a bit like the short story The Overcoat, it's about a man that gets a new overcoat and suddenly people notices him. Copied from Wikipedia:
Shortly after that he gets mugged and his new overcoat stolen. A life he had never pursued was now taken from him and he desperately wanted it back.
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He's going to be forced to do something when his mom kicks it. By the sounds of it non of his relatives are keen on adopting a basemebt gnome.
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If. His sedentary lifestyle and the lifespan of suicide-prevention cats might mean he kicks it before mom.
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"astoundingly pathetic"
@repentance "I still haven't slept through the night thanks to the... let's call it "aggressive defense" of Riot directed my way (death threats, pressure on friends to denounce me, etc.)" http://archive.li/u0Ve2
Jake mansplains about something that is an ocean away from him and he himself has no experience nor involvement in, and still uses our/we/us/etc. all over. http://archive.fo/uGqHA
Replace "men/women? with troons and "paralyzing venom" with alcohol/drugs, and that is exactly what Wesley "Laurelai" Bailey does, raping like 6+ trannies that way. "supposed to be using our scary powers of deception to lure unsuspecting men/women to our lairs and inject them with our paralyzing venom before having our way with them"
"something like 0.3% of the population, a hugely popular fetish for people, and far more likely than most to be bi or asexual"
His "basic existence" is an unemployed neckbeard with gross fetishes that has described himself as a "parasite" and burden on his family, especially his mom.
@repentance "I still haven't slept through the night thanks to the... let's call it "aggressive defense" of Riot directed my way (death threats, pressure on friends to denounce me, etc.)" http://archive.li/u0Ve2
Jake mansplains about something that is an ocean away from him and he himself has no experience nor involvement in, and still uses our/we/us/etc. all over. http://archive.fo/uGqHA
Replace "men/women? with troons and "paralyzing venom" with alcohol/drugs, and that is exactly what Wesley "Laurelai" Bailey does, raping like 6+ trannies that way. "supposed to be using our scary powers of deception to lure unsuspecting men/women to our lairs and inject them with our paralyzing venom before having our way with them"
"something like 0.3% of the population, a hugely popular fetish for people, and far more likely than most to be bi or asexual"
His "basic existence" is an unemployed neckbeard with gross fetishes that has described himself as a "parasite" and burden on his family, especially his mom.
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He hasn't slept at night ever. It's well established that he Googleshngs all night every night.
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One thing I do wonder: What does he tell his mother, or anyone who knows him in person, when they ask why he can't get a job?
I mean, we know the real reason. (Thinks he's too good for it. Determined to be a "creative" in the games industry)
And we know what he tells the Internet (Either lives in a ghost town an hour away from the nearest lowly burger flipping employment OR roving Nazi death squads will fall upon his delicate trans lady ass the instant he leaves the house)
But what could he possibly tell someone in the same room as him, close enough for him to see them roll their eyes?
I mean, we know the real reason. (Thinks he's too good for it. Determined to be a "creative" in the games industry)
And we know what he tells the Internet (Either lives in a ghost town an hour away from the nearest lowly burger flipping employment OR roving Nazi death squads will fall upon his delicate trans lady ass the instant he leaves the house)
But what could he possibly tell someone in the same room as him, close enough for him to see them roll their eyes?
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Probably that he can't drive so he can't get a job. He does stick to that insistently enough that he even gets "medi-cabs" to go to his therapy sessions.
Has he ever given a reason for why he doesn't drive, actually? Even back in the Googleshng days he always had to bum rides off of people to go anywhere.
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I suspect that anyone who spent more than 5 minutes in the same room as Jake would conclude that he's unemployable.
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He's a smelly 350+ pound man in Velcro sped shoes and jizz stained sweat pants. In addition he has a high school education and can't drive. His family probably looks at all this and (correctly) assumes he can't work because he's retarded.