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Oh boy here we go again. I look forward to every deadline being delayed and some more falcon autism.
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"and i used to be a pro fighter, 4th at evo, i know what im talking about!"
so hes not going to play online? jeez, can the safe space get any larger. is he going to play only single player games from now on?
and so the tax begging begins anew.
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INCOME TAX SEASON II: SNORTS OF LIBERTY
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Maybe all KoP wants out of this gay OP is a few pictures of Phil's outline?
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The tax season never ends for the paypigs.
Also I'm betting Bryan is behind the KOH forum post.
Sarutobi
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for a few months he didn't bring up taxes, he just bitched and moan about the low tips/cheers and views.
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To Phil, it seems that begging for taxes, begging for bills, begging for games, begging for a PS4 Pro/4K TV/unnecessary shit, begging for cheers/subs/tips, etc. are all separate entities. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I JUST BEGGED FOR MONEY FOR MY TAXES?! NO WAY, FUCKING IDIOT, I WAS BEGGING FOR MONEY FOR MY BILLS, DUH. YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID, MUST BE A DETRACTOR BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE. IDIOT. BILLS AND TAXES ARE WAY DIFFERENT! ASSUMING THEYRE THE SAME IS FACTUALLY INCORRECT AND ERRONEOUS!”
What Phil doesn’t seem to understand is begging is begging... while he hasn’t begged for his tax situation for a while, he has STILL begged for a ton of other shit too.
What Phil doesn’t seem to understand is begging is begging... while he hasn’t begged for his tax situation for a while, he has STILL begged for a ton of other shit too.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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I wonder how bad the tax begging will be this year, he did those two emergency streams about his YouTube channel this summer within a months time each other and he didn’t get nearly as much “interaction” the 2nd time. These people clearly have a milking limit.
But it’s christmas time and a few losers always crawl out of the woodwork at that time to throw money at him before disappearing again. Either way I’m excited, there’s no way he’s going to make as much as he did last year unless the whales really dig deep and pull their own weight. His half conscious viewers are starting to get sick of the begging, especially tax begging. And tuts big ass contributions make even the biggest idiots realize he has made more than enough cash this year, but some don’t actully care and throw him money anyway so we’ll see.
It’s also fucking disgusting the day after Tevin does a children’s hospital charity stream dave starts talking about doing a fundraiser for his fucking taxes....it really is just human greed taken form.
But it’s christmas time and a few losers always crawl out of the woodwork at that time to throw money at him before disappearing again. Either way I’m excited, there’s no way he’s going to make as much as he did last year unless the whales really dig deep and pull their own weight. His half conscious viewers are starting to get sick of the begging, especially tax begging. And tuts big ass contributions make even the biggest idiots realize he has made more than enough cash this year, but some don’t actully care and throw him money anyway so we’ll see.
It’s also fucking disgusting the day after Tevin does a children’s hospital charity stream dave starts talking about doing a fundraiser for his fucking taxes....it really is just human greed taken form.
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It's not exactly a scorching hot take, but I'd count on a minimum of 2 begathons. One at Thanksgiving, one at Christmastime (maybe even on Christmas Eve/Day, for extra pity). They worked a trick for him last year, and he seems to be counting on it again. The real question is which whales are going to actually give their money up. Swagginz seems, frankly, really tired of Phil's shit (to the extent that he will openly mock Phil in chat), but that doesn't mean he won't drop a big tip or something. Austmink has been present but not cheering much, if at all, in the past couple of months. Tut's doing his wildcard shit.
Infinite, blaine007, goldencolts, grazydream, and hemanoma can pretty much be counted on to give big. That Flybeast guy that shows up every once in a while with a big tip will undoubtedly show up too.
Should be interesting to see how it goes.
Edit: Seems there's some confusion about Phil's taxes:
The 4k-8k is federal taxes, which have previously been estimated at ~16k per year. This would square with Phil having put his Tut-inflated money into the previous quarterly payments he didn't make, and perhaps having made the 3rd one (Sept 15th, I think?).
And let's be clear--the $10k from December was for the entire month, not just the begathon fundraiser. The fundraiser pulled in like $3k.
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I would consider this inanity the work of The Exceptional Detective if not for the fact that "Theshadowbrokers'" writing is made with the reader in mind. Bryan writes in messy blocks of text without thought given to how the information is related. TKOHF ultimatum being broken into neat (though not uniformly spaced) paragraphs is particularly telling.
And anyone calling themselves the "Shadow" anything has got to be a kid. Especially "Theshadowbrokers", elite hacker cabal for hire.
After "BoomerPhil" was unmasked, there was some talk in Bryan's thread about how recognizable his writing is, "linguistic fingerprints" and all that. Maybe he picked up on that and got someone else to write it.
I dunno. This would be a new direction for Bryan's psychosis...
Yep. They're two separate things. Earlier this year, "Straight to the bills" was swapped out for "Muh taxes". And then when the taxes needed to disappear for a while, "Straight to the bills" was rotated back in.
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we remember during his Dec "save the house" fundraiser he received that $1000 donation then soulmaid's boxes started to show up. I might be wrong but Dec might Kat's next payment other wise she goes bye-bye.
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For the record, I doubt Bryan was the one who wrote that on TKOH forums, I just don’t know of anyone that hates my dude BSV as much as he does. It IS gay enough to be something he would do, however, but I doubt he was the one that did it.
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I've seen a few other people on Twitter think Tut is Vidar, for whatever reason. As far as gay ops go this is shit tier bottom of the barrel which does fit Bryan's style of taking what is popular at the moment and poorly copying it. Phil's been boring lately but this kind of thing never leads to good laughs.
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So we are back to redemptionruns. After having replayed all the souls games, he is giving us a Tax redemptionrun. Will this be like all other redemptionruns where he does worse then before and needs handholding from chat? He could hold a stream of him filling out his tax-forms, viewers could "interact" and tell him what to fill in.
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Also, it's a Mass Effect reference. If it were Bryan he'd use some sort of outdated meme or chan reference.
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I wouldn't mind him doing the redemption runs if it were games that would kick his ass again and can't be cheesed or handheld. He would be full FakesydePhil screaming and flailing around like a retard for the first parts but then the real salt and anger would begin to set in.
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The only games that are remotely interesting to watch Phil play are ones that require skilled execution even if you know exactly what needs to be done to win. Because otherwise, Phil reads a guide and/or is told by chat exactly what to do, fucks up a few times in only ways he can manage, and then finally mashes his face through the brick wall to move forward, usually with some comment about how it wasn't actually that hard.
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