Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I genuinely believe Jake knew exactly what that transwoman in sports kerfluffle was all about, and that this was another of his deliberate obfuscations.

At this point it would no longer shock me to discover that Jake is one of the Russian agents I've heard about, whose only purpose is to spread disinformation to make people despise one another on the internet. He's not an especially successful one, though, because the only person who gets consistently despised on the basis of his ravings is himself.

 

[Next Task]

"dragging my laptop to a courtroom"

'I have proof!'
*never provides any of this actual proof*
They all do exactly the same fucking thing, don't they. 'Trust and believe me, I have evidence! Lots of it! That I could show you! I won't, ever, and likely block you if you ask, but I have it!' Zoe, Brianna, Becky, Nora, Jake - all sitting on mountains of evidence of crimes but never actually do anything with it.

And since they couldn't possibly be lying, one must consider the idea that they have a reason why they want to allow this transphobia/harassment/whatever the fuck they're complaining about today. After all, isn't stopping the perpetrators of such heinous behaviour an important thing they all claim they're constantly fighting to do?

Makes you think they must be colluding with the rapists, trolls and transphobes they constantly reeeeeee about. Because they're certainly covering up for them by not making any substantiated claims...

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Cow crossovers as Jake tries to mansplain why troons are disadvantaged when competing against women. http://archive.fo/2UAcw
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Oh man. It's good to know that women aren't physically disadvantaged against men, they're just bad at sports. With WADA a click away he shouldn't be lying about the testing either, I know he has gnoble intentions and therefore thinks lying is ok, he's also pretty dumb, but... it's so easy for anyone to check his claim.

But always remember: If you're curious why women don't run alongside Usain Bolt(is he a rapist?) you should ask your local sports organizer for more information on the subject.

 

[Clockwork Dragon]

Yes. Basically, natal women should just suck it up and "Git gud." The future of women's sports belongs to troons, clearly, and anyone who sees a problem with that is a fucking alt-right Nazi.

 

[BScCollateral]

Back in the day, wasn't male/female for sports based on a genetic test? If we do want to see women in sports, that needs to be brought back.

Given what East Germany used to pull, I can easily see some male athletes being pressured into transitioning by their own governments.

 

[C3PBRO]

I wasted my time making this and realized that if he won't shave his beard, he sure as shit won't shave his tits.

 

[AnOminous]

Given what East Germany used to pull, I can easily see some male athletes being pressured into transitioning by their own governments.

I'd bet on it. And because of modern stupidity, it won't even be considered cheating any more. Just claim you're a troon, you don't even have to shave your three foot long beard, ta da you're a fucking woman now. Anyone who complains is Hitler.

 

[Judge Holden]

I wasted my time making this and realized that if he won't shave his beard, he sure as shit won't shave his tits.

God-damn you for this

 

[Ruin]

God-damn you for this

Make it your new avatar.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Suicide cat! We need suicide prevention cat ASAP!

 

[flipper]

Suicide cat! We need suicide prevention cat ASAP!
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This is the kind of thing I feel sorry for Jake about because depression and mental suffering is hard. And yet... it is entirely self inflicted. If he were not on twitter and he spent his days working part time at a menial job, he’d be happier. But he consciously and actively decides to do things that will only make his personal situation and mental health worse.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Suicide cat! We need suicide prevention cat ASAP!
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The more he whines about suicide, the more shocked it'd make me if he ever goes through with it.

 

[repentance]

The more he whines about suicide, the more shocked it'd make me if he ever goes through with it.

I wonder who he's trying to make feel guilty this time.

 

[Ruin]

I wonder who he's trying to make feel guilty this time.

Orange bad man did a thing today. I think it's about this.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trump-administration-eyes-defining-transgender-out-of-existence.49122/

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Suicide cat! We need suicide prevention cat ASAP!
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Someone would have to notice he was dead first.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Someone would have to notice he was dead first.

But how we would ever connect a dead Jake Alley to a dead Violet Hargrave?

 

[pozilei]

Suicide cat! We need suicide prevention cat ASAP!
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Maybe it's Jake-Alley-fatigue form having followed him for so long but even his suicide threats just make him sound like an asshole these days. I'll take hero cat breaking down the door to rip the toaster from his cold, dead hands anyday over this edgy, teenage 'they'll miss me when I'm gone/they'll realize what they've done to me' bullshit.

The only people who care are his family/mom, and they've been supporting his dumb-ass for fucking decades at this point. CHELSAYYY and Tanya and Miguel and all the other twitter folks he's obsessed with, and as much as I think they're asshats in their own rights, have zero responsibility to babysit/play therapist for this almost 40 year old, jobless, bearded man-child. And they're not to be held accountable if he finally decides to scratch up his wrist with a butterknife.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

The more he whines about suicide, the more shocked it'd make me if he ever goes through with it.

I don't know how he WOULD do it. He doesn't own a gun. He's barely leaves his home. He's probably too cowardly to use a rope and there's no way he would pull a Chole. I'm guessing he would try pills but unless he has some serious painkillers he'd be stuck with something OTC that would either not work or would work slowly and painfully.

But he's definitely into suicide idealation. He's imagining a world where he kills himself and suddenly all the people that matter finally realize what they lost. It's basically the same faulty thought process he uses every time he tries a 'callout' post that ends up getting him blocked by more people. He's done this multiple times and just doesn't get that no one wants this shit and they aren't going to care if some rando with a creepy twitter avatar offs himself either.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Someone would have to notice he was dead first.

"He's not moving." - Jake's mom calling 911 / the realtor explaining why the house is listed at such a low price.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’m envisioning this weird techno-horror where his Googleshngs have become so predictable that his account just keeps posting even while his body decays.