Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[AnOminous]

I’m envisioning this weird techno-horror where his Googleshngs have become so predictable that his account just keeps posting even while his body decays.

Like Tetsuo: The Iron Man. Except instead of a wagedude it's a NEET and instead of machines it's Twitter.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

LOL, what he means by his suicide threat is, "my mom once again told me to get a job and made threats to eventually kick me out if I don't, and I told her that if that happened, I'd kill myself, and she said, 'sure, whatever,' so REMEMBER THIS AND AVENGE MY DEATH!"

I kind of get the feeling that maybe Jake's suddenly got competition for mommy's affection. Reading between the lines, it sounds like there's now more frequent pressure to move out. I imagine if new Stepdaddy Alley came into the house and started interrogating Jake about his job application activities on a daily basis in exchange for Jake continuing to be able to have a roof over his head, this is exactly the way Jake would act about it on Twitter.

What Jake really means about killing himself is that he'll step in front of a car someday if he ever has to sleep rough. The thing is, and I know I'll get optimistic ratings but I'm dead serious, I have known people who endured multiple bouts of short- and long-term homelessness, and I literally do not think Jake has what it takes to prostrate himself to all the people who he'd need to beg for services from. I don't think he has the ability to shut the fuck up and take charity.

I think he absolutely will kill himself if he's kicked out of the house, because he's really that lazy and vindictive. He'd really show his mom and her new boyfriend then! Plus it'd mean he'd never have to get a job.

He's literally the cow on the site who I think would make the least negative impact on literally anyone by dying. His mom will finally be able to move on, after a period of grief, and can maybe sell the house and move somewhere without so many gnome memories. No one else alive would even care. Bex and a few of the other troon crowd would be delighted to have a new suicide flavor of the week and they'd howl about GamerGate and KiwiFarms. For a week. Then his name would be forgotten.

 

[Salted caramel tears]

Someone would have to notice he was dead first.

Or that someone other than his mother would give a shit if he decided to hero himself.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1053364785675411459
https://archive.fo/nizKV

(Incidentally, in biochemistry and pharmacology ligands form a complex with what is generically termed a receptor not a receiver. Jake can't get anything correct.)

This is bullshit and Jake first made the claim he is taking cross-sex hormones in his bullshit essay for the anthology #Trans: an anthology about transgender and nonbinary identity online in late 2016 early 2017.

https://pastebin.com/DFX2FTzr
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Ta-Da!_A_Sci-Fi_Transformation!

The problem with this that Jake has contradicted himself in the intervening period complaining that he is unable to get access to cross-sex hormones.

Also, Jake exhibits and describes most of the secondary sexual characteristics of males:

• Facial hair (terminal)
• Body hair
• Male-pattern alopecia
• Broad shoulders (compared to waist)
• etc. (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secondary_sex_characteristic#Males for more)

Jake is unmistakably a mature adult male (at least physically).

PS:- Jake has been hailing estrogen as his panacea for years now. He has been saying that it will correct his sleep cycles and fix his depression but Jake's behavior appears unchanged. He is still keeping strange sleep hours and still threatening suicide.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Wow, Jake must have a serious genetic condition since his body supposedly produces the wrong hormones for the “chemical receivers” in his brain. Since genes define every aspect of how our cells in our body function it has to be something with his dna.

Funny, though, how there’s no name for this awful genetic condition that has stricken thousands of men into wearing makeup and dresses. I’m positive Jake has a medical diagnosis, though, from a real doctor and not a tumblr.

Shut the fuck up Jake, you’re a transtrender

 

[Kosher Dill]

Reading between the lines, it sounds like there's now more frequent pressure to move out. I imagine if new Stepdaddy Alley came into the house and started interrogating Jake about his job application activities on a daily basis

This seems unlikely - despite Jake's acting like a child, he's a fully grown gnome and I doubt any of Mrs. Alley's suitors would feel any obligation to act as a father to him. If there is a new Mr. in the house, he probably doesn't talk to Jake much at all unless their paths cross on one of Jake's sullen tendie runs.

 

[Next Task]

Suicide cat! We need suicide prevention cat ASAP!

'Express shock' - no-one will be shocked if he actually offs himself. As @Abortions4All says, his death would be used for asspats and attention by the usual suspects, but there won't be any surprise. Or even a genuine reflective moment of wondering whether they could have done more - surrounding yourself with fellow narcissists means your death is only relevant in how it impacts them.

And it's very Jake that his countless suicide threats veer between abject self-pity and juvenile resentment. It's not even 'you'll miss me when I'm gone!' this time, it's 'I told you I'd kill myself! If anyone says otherwise, attack them!'

He really is stunted on all levels, stuck mentally as a petulant teenager. He's far from the only one, but he's just so aggressive about being one of the grown-ups when he is clearly, demonstrably anything but.

 

[flipper]

he's just so aggressive about being one of the grown-ups when he is clearly, demonstrably anything but.

His Googleshng persona was more at peace with his childish personality and lifestyle. He knew he was a non sexual being who liked living at home, didn’t like school, and wanted to play video games all day.

The SGG persona lives the same lifestyle but claims to be an investigative journalist with 20 years experience with deep knowledge of biology, politics, and anthropology, all of which he is deeply misinformed about.

 

[TurboNAS]

In fairness, Jake probably doesn’t have any advantage over a natal woman in sporting events. Or over most Paralympians.

STR, DEX and END are all dump stats when you're a gnome illusionist.

 

[Jaimas]

Wow, Jake must have a serious genetic condition since his body supposedly produces the wrong hormones for the “chemical receivers” in his brain. Since genes define every aspect of how our cells in our body function it has to be something with his dna.

Funny, though, how there’s no name for this awful genetic condition that has stricken thousands of men into wearing makeup and dresses. I’m positive Jake has a medical diagnosis, though, from a real doctor and not a tumblr.

Shut the fuck up Jake, you’re a transtrender

He does have a mental condition though.

It's called retardation.

 

[VoreDoggy]

I'm confused. Where does he think his dick comes from?

 

[Wallace]

Wow, Jake must have a serious genetic condition since his body supposedly produces the wrong hormones for the “chemical receivers” in his brain. Since genes define every aspect of how our cells in our body function it has to be something with his dna.

Funny, though, how there’s no name for this awful genetic condition that has stricken thousands of men into wearing makeup and dresses. I’m positive Jake has a medical diagnosis, though, from a real doctor and not a tumblr.

Shut the fuck up Jake, you’re a transtrender

Exhibit A on the subject of troonery as a maladaptive coping mechanism. Has Zinnia ever defended Jake as being a woman?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm confused. Where does he think his dick comes from?

He’s claimed that the doctors couldn’t figure out what sex he was and that he doesn’t know what a normal penis looks like, which I think is his attempt to handwave the issue.

 

[Hellfire]

JESSE SINGAL

Jake sure does love projecting. Hasn't Jake specifically tried to get "newly out trans women who are shaky, lacking confidence, and not particularly far along with HRT/surgery plans" types to slide into his own DMs?

"I am really in quite a bad place right now."

Jake is still really mad that CHELSAY didn't Crash Override him.

@CyrusKissFanClub Another Googleshng, this one around 3 AM his time, blathering about his tranny fetish, again, over the course of 44+ minutes. https://archive.fo/19IzU
"Every so often I try to explain the very basic concept that a trans woman is just a regular ordinary boring woman who was born with one of a few rare (surprisingly easy to treat) endocrine disorders that, when not properly treated, have effects that make us look "mannish" in various ways."
"Just regular people with weird conditions that mess with hair & fat, really."

Suicide cat! We need suicide prevention cat ASAP!
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http://archive.li/Nw2uX

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

LOL, what he means by his suicide threat is, "my mom once again told me to get a job and made threats to eventually kick me out if I don't, and I told her that if that happened, I'd kill myself, and she said, 'sure, whatever,' so REMEMBER THIS AND AVENGE MY DEATH!"

I kind of get the feeling that maybe Jake's suddenly got competition for mommy's affection. Reading between the lines, it sounds like there's now more frequent pressure to move out. I imagine if new Stepdaddy Alley came into the house and started interrogating Jake about his job application activities on a daily basis in exchange for Jake continuing to be able to have a roof over his head, this is exactly the way Jake would act about it on Twitter.

What Jake really means about killing himself is that he'll step in front of a car someday if he ever has to sleep rough. The thing is, and I know I'll get optimistic ratings but I'm dead serious, I have known people who endured multiple bouts of short- and long-term homelessness, and I literally do not think Jake has what it takes to prostrate himself to all the people who he'd need to beg for services from. I don't think he has the ability to shut the fuck up and take charity.

I think he absolutely will kill himself if he's kicked out of the house, because he's really that lazy and vindictive. He'd really show his mom and her new boyfriend then! Plus it'd mean he'd never have to get a job.

He's literally the cow on the site who I think would make the least negative impact on literally anyone by dying. His mom will finally be able to move on, after a period of grief, and can maybe sell the house and move somewhere without so many gnome memories. No one else alive would even care. Bex and a few of the other troon crowd would be delighted to have a new suicide flavor of the week and they'd howl about GamerGate and KiwiFarms. For a week. Then his name would be forgotten.

Jake will not kill himself if mom kicks him out, he will make a fake, dramatic suicide attempts to try and guilt her into continuing to support him.

Jake might one day commit suicide, but only because he no longer has any women in his life that he can guilt or bully into taking care of him. Jake is a giant misogynist who thinks he’s too important to work, so it’s the job of the women in his family to do “lowly” work to support his fat ass.

But I have my doubts about Jake even killing himself once he is totally alone. For all his weepy, woe is me, crap he’s to much of a self-important coward to do it. In Jake’s mind Suicide is just a manipulation tactic to get your way, not something that results in actual death. If he ends up homeless he will be a frequent flier in the ER making suicide threats to get free bed/attenion and psych ward vacays where ppl will be forced to listen to him endlessly whine.

Edit: so Jake is again whining about an endocrine disorder causing “wrong” secondary sex charteristics. He can play his insane reindeer games about secondary sex characteristics but how the fuck does he explain the whole dick and balls issue or not having a uterus? I don’t think HRT gives you a magic vagina, ovaries and womb because the hormone levels were changed.

 

[repentance]

I'm confused. Where does he think his dick comes from?

He hasn't seen it for years so he probably thinks it's vanished.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

This seems unlikely - despite Jake's acting like a child, he's a fully grown gnome and I doubt any of Mrs. Alley's suitors would feel any obligation to act as a father to him. If there is a new Mr. in the house, he probably doesn't talk to Jake much at all unless their paths cross on one of Jake's sullen tendie runs.

yeah he's had the "unsafe life situation" bullshit going for awhile. I think the recent uptick is more a matter of desperation for attention as he drives everyone (online) away who he considered part of the cool kids club (that still tolerated him) with his 'noisemaking.' He's slowly coming to the realization that he's screaming into the void, and it's terrifying.

 

[lecher]

You know, if Jake really had a "rare endocrine disorder" that makes him look "mannish", I'd be interested to learn more about it.
How was his condition diagnosed, for example? What kind of treatment options are there? Does the condition have a name?
As a Twitter activist, I would think Jake would jump on the opportunity to raise awareness of his "rare endocrine disorder".

But of course Jake doesn't do that, because he's just making shit up.
The only thing this lazy, paranoid gnome gets right is that nobody likes him.

 

[Next Task]

STR, DEX and END are all dump stats when you're a gnome illusionist.

Jake Alley, the human dump stat.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You know, if Jake really had a "rare endocrine disorder" that makes him look "mannish", I'd be interested to learn more about it.
How was his condition diagnosed, for example? What kind of treatment options are there? Does the condition have a name?
As a Twitter activist, I would think Jake would jump on the opportunity to raise awareness of his "rare endocrine disorder".

But of course Jake doesn't do that, because he's just making shit up.
The only thing this lazy, paranoid gnome gets right is that nobody likes him.

I'd love to see an endocrinologist take Jake to task over this, but I know the fat gnome would block them in seconds and claim they're part of the vast conspiracy against him. I think he genuinely believes no one sees through this lie, like no one is familar with basic biology and no one can Google the condition he talks about.