Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

Cinderblock said:
I'll answer your questions one by one.

First, I joined and I didn't post in this thread because I didn't think I had anything of value to add. It's just that simple. He had just gotten boomerPhil exposed. There wasn't much more to say. The first hundred pages in this thread were golden. I read until 120 something page when he gets the CnD from Josh. Then I moved forward and backwards from boomerphil and his other socks. (By the way, I have already counted 2 socks of Bryan in different threads. I will just give hints. Look for revenge ratings, typos, and "The huge Apollo landings". But I'm sure the staff and most you guys know of them already)

Second, I really didn't care about the acusation. I pretty much realized I was being confused with KoP not much after I got banned from Jim's thread. I just want to get the deepest lore out there since even Metokur got it wrong.

I really do find amusing that I joined just in a time where paranoia is super high. Some people saw my """"big reveal"""" and though "there is no way Cinderblock thought this on his own. There must have been a paid team of internet autist detectives. They combed through every piece of Metokur lore after getting 10 bitcoins paid by ///someone///. Then they gave the info to Kop to distance themselves and burn Jim".

Reality is I just thought of the ""reveal"" in my computer. I wasn't trying to comb through data. I find Murdoch Murdoch funny so I watch it, even if I disagree with its politics. The two photos just had a look in their eyes that I connected for some reason. Then after the Dox and more info came out, I did what I saw others in Kiwifarms do. I posted info I thought pertinent, just because that's what you do in KF.

I can't prove a negative, so I can't prove I'm not a part of some Internet Black Ops, since... ehm there's nothing to be shown. You guys are free to believe what you want. Don't let your paranoia get the best of you I'd suggest.

And why am I so attached? I'm not really, I'd like to say, but I realized these days how deep in this lore I am. I just think that if 21.000 people watched Metokur's "burn it down" stream yesterday, there must be something in this whole drama that resonates with us all, even if I can't verbalize it.
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Cinderblock said:
I %100 agree with your statement. It doesn't help how I sometimes make horrible typos that make me look like the drooling feels man.
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This is Bryan derailing the thread. It's not the first time a cow has tried to derail their own thread, and it won't be the last.
 
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I’m personally having a hard time connecting this to Bryan. He’s not spastically insulting everyone and revenge rating in the thread, he’s not whiteknighting and saying, “I think he’s a sperg but Bryan is such a nice guy and he’s really funny and blah blah blah...”

Maybe I’m just being :optimistic: I do really wish he would sock and defend himself again. I get such a huge kick out of seeing him being the ONLY person willing to defend his honor.

Now, the revenge rating on Null’s post...
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Noodles&Nuggets said:
I think we've both been on this website long enough to know exceptional individuals are capable of exceptional actions.
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True, but why would he out another account as being Bryan? Unless of course he's using multiple accounts like a turbo autist to throw us off his scent. But brybry would never do something like that.
 
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There’s a reason that the Bryan Cycle exists. It’s because it has been a definitive way to sniff out his socks for at least a year now. He has had 5-6 sock accounts on this site and every time he does the exact. Same. Thing. He might lay low for a little bit and may have something poignant to say in other threads, but it’s only a matter of time before he ousts himself.

This would be a perfect time to introduce a new sock though; there’s been an influx of people since the Jim dox dropped and he could very well hide out among them... at least for a little while.

Bryan’s biggest issue when assuming a sock, however, is he just can’t help himself from negrating and revenge rating. That’s why anonymousshitposter09 looks really suspicious, being the single negrating on Null’s post...

But I think I’m gonna wait out a bit more evidence before pointing any fingers.
 
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thebonesauce said:
There’s a reason that the Bryan Cycle exists. It’s because it has been a definitive way to sniff out his socks for at least a year now. He has had 5-6 sock accounts on this site and every time he does the exact. Same. Thing. He might lay low for a little bit and may have something poignant to say in other threads, but it’s only a matter of time before he ousts himself.

This would be a perfect time to introduce a new sock though; there’s been an influx of people since the Jim dox dropped and he could very well hide out among them... at least for a little while.

Bryan’s biggest issue when assuming a sock, however, is he just can’t help himself from negrating and revenge rating. That’s why anonymousshitposter09 looks really suspicious, being the single negrating on Null’s post...

But I think I’m gonna wait out a bit more evidence before pointing any fingers.
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You can tell it's not pol because @Anonymousshitposter09 is not a verified female.
 
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Anonymousshitposter09 said:
Whoops.

Who would have thought a downvote would be more than enough to set off so many redditors?

I don't care if you think I'm queen of poles or that other furfag, just stop tagging me in your lame ass debates.
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All I said was it makes you look suspicious. I also said that I would need more time and evidence before making such a claim.

You’re also a faggot.
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, can we cool the autism please? In my brief experience with Bryan, I learned.. ahem, afew (:smug:) things:

1) Bryan tends to go for bigger revenge rates than :disagree:.

2) I believe I had a hand in discovering at least 4 of Bryan's socks, and the common denominator in all of them is that you don't find them, they find you. A saved effort is almost always more effective with Bryan's autism (i.e. the less you troll him, the more he trolls himself).

3) People speculating on which internet rando is a sock not only bogs down content gathering and discussion, it also makes Bryan look like he's right. Remember, his main argument is that he's a normal dude who's been unfairly designated as a cow because we're obsessed with him, and what better proof of that than people lifting the tarp off every other poster, hoping to find a new Bryan sock to cyberbowled for a few pages?

If you have any suspicions about a user being a sock or a cow, just use the report function. Mods will always be a help in these situations, and it's more discreet than starting slapfights.
 
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neural said:
3) People speculating on which internet rando is a sock not only bogs down content gathering and discussion, it also makes Bryan look like he's right. Remember, his main argument is that he's a normal dude who's been unfairly designated as a cow because we're obsessed with him, and what better proof of that than people lifting the tarp off every other poster, hoping to find a new Bryan sock to cyberbowled for a few pages?
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You know who'd oppose a witch hunt? A God damn witch, that's who!
 
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@Cinderblock acknowledging that you read the entire thread before making an account here is unwise. if you actually did, then you would know that bryan as boomerphil did the same and tried to pull the old "i'm a fast learner" excuse to explain how and why he is so up to date about everything in this and related thread and it blew up in his fucking face.

however, bryan likely didn't realize how condemning that admission was and would be dumb enough to explain his own knowledge of and interest in the thread the exact same way when socking, at least until he reads this post (he will).

this brings me to my next point: keep in mind that most every "tick" of his that comes out in his socks has been recorded in this thread. that is, he probably knows what people are looking for. ("abit", blocks of text, needless aggression, deflection, white-knighting, etc.) i doubt that what he does when he does sock again he will be much different from how he's been before, but i think he's likely to at least try and cover his ass abit anyway.

Cinderblock said:
(By the way, I have already counted 2 socks of Bryan in different threads. I will just give hints. Look for revenge ratings, typos, and "The huge Apollo landings". But I'm sure the staff and most you guys know of them already)
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neural said:
If you have any suspicions about a user being a sock or a cow, just use the report function. Mods will always be a help in these situations, and it's more discreet than starting slapfights.
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then post results.

unless you're full of shit and trying to newfag something fierce.

edit: clarified some language
 
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