Plagued Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

[Ashley1995]

Look what I just fuckin found:

"Will punching my jawline make it more defined?" These people aren't just losers, they're downright autistic.

These people are playing video games and are drinking Mountain Dew all day long. Giving people knockout blows is more of nerd fantasy for these people.

Imagine them sitting in their moms basement, it's 2 A.M in the morning. There is a daki on the wall, and suddenly they start hitting themselves because they think it will get them laid.

Incels deserve a own sitcom

 

[Keystone]

Look what I just fuckin found:

"Will punching my jawline make it more defined?" These people aren't just losers, they're downright autistic.

What this dumb motherfucker thinks will happen:

What will actually happen:

 

[Ginger Piglet]

They also believe they can get a chadly jaw by "mewing." This is apparently constantly sticking your tongue in the roof of your mouth. They believe it alters your bone structure.

 

[AnOminous]

They also believe they can get a chadly jaw by "mewing." This is apparently constantly sticking your tongue in the roof of your mouth. They believe it alters your bone structure.

Where do these tards come up with these moronic fantasies?

 

[Ashley1995]

What this dumb motherfucker thinks will happen:
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What will actually happen:
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They also believe they can get a chadly jaw by "mewing." This is apparently constantly sticking your tongue in the roof of your mouth. They believe it alters your bone structure.

(incel thinking)
"Am i a virgin because i think women are sub-human garbage whores?
No, it's because i don't have strong jaw"

 

[QB 290]

(incel thinking)
"Am i a virgin because i think women are sub-human garbage whores?
No, it's because i don't have strong jaw"

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

They also believe they can get a chadly jaw by "mewing." This is apparently constantly sticking your tongue in the roof of your mouth. They believe it alters your bone structure.

It has actually been found that mouth-breathers tend to develop weak chins because the pressure from the tongue against pallete and upper the teeth against lower the teeth is essential for proper bone development. That's probably where they got the idea, but honestly they're a little bit late; these forces shape the face while it is developing if you're twenty, I can't imagine it'll do a damned thing for you. But I'd encourage them to try it anyway, and would also suggest they try inflating condoms inside their noses in order to increase their cranium's nEgRoIdAl UnGuLaTe CaPaCiTy or whatever

 

[Traditional Tet]

I've unironically been mewing for the past three months. I tried nose-breathing, but it feels uncomfortable to sustain.

 

[ConcernedCitizen]

Not Incels.me but .net

 

[Autisimodo]

"Bitch your are my girlfriend, you should have saved your virginity for someone who's a good person like me.
Should i leave her? beat the shit out of that slut?"



Incel morality is like a Limbo contest; how low can you go?

 

[Cosmos]

 

[Kamiii]

Incels.is is a gold mine:

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Incels.is is a gold mine:

Imagine refusing to consume entire forms of media because you can't get laid.
This sort of behavior is Incels at their most culty; they slowly cut themselves off from anything that isn't incel sites so that they can't escape from their own ideology.

 

[Overcast]

Not Incels.me but .net

Gotta love it when these guys actually do get a girlfriend but then completely destroy the relationship over something as petty and insignificant as virginity.

Self-sabotage is a common re-occurring theme with these people.

 

[Cosmos]

Incels.is is a gold mine:

Incels live in a hell of their own making. They’re literally incapable of interacting with and enjoying the real world because they’re so consumed with their irrational hatred of women and anguish over not having sex. Even if they were magically granted all the sex they want, it wouldn’t change how deeply fucked up and unhappy they are. If you can’t even watch movies or shows that have FEEEEEEMALES in them because it triggers you so much, then there’s something wrong with you that no amount of female attention will fix.

I would feel sorry for them if they weren’t such assholes.

 

[AnOminous]

Incels.is is a gold mine:

This reminds me of a random SJW post in the SJW thread about how the autist troon tweeting or tumblring or whatever couldn't watch normal media because it triggered him because it subliminally somehow is transphobic because there isn't a troon screaming "LOOK AT MEEEEE" in every scene.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

More self sabotage. See, refusing to put effort in during sex is kind of not a selected for trait in evolutionary terms because it implies that person wouldn't put any effort in to actually bringing up their offspring.

 

[sperginity]

Being that opposed to cunnilingus is fucking gay

 

[Cosmos]

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More self sabotage. See, refusing to put effort in during sex is kind of not a selected for trait in evolutionary terms because it implies that person wouldn't put any effort in to actually bringing up their offspring.

Being that opposed to cunnilingus is fucking gay

Incels (and a lot of manosphere denizens) seem to have a pathological fear of cunnilingus or basically anything else that has to do with pleasuring a woman. They think that sex is 100% about the man and that women get off at the mere notion of serving a man because that’s all that femoids are good for.

Except that being selfish in bed is a huge turn-off for most people. If you refuse to give anything back in the bedroom every time, that shit starts to wear on your relationship. And it’s not just about the sex, it’s the fact that someone who’s selfish and demanding in the bedroom is probably selfish and demanding everywhere else.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Being that opposed to cunnilingus is fucking gay

They have this idea that all women's pussies are loaded with Chad cum 24/7 especially when the husband is at work busting his balls to pay for the inevitable divorce.

By the way your girlfriend is literally banging Chad right now and you're going to lick his cum out of her gonorrhea infested vag like a good little cucky.

It's almost as if they get off to the idea of doing this. For real.

These people are playing video games and are drinking Mountain Dew all day long. Giving people knockout blows is more of nerd fantasy for these people.

Imagine them sitting in their moms basement, it's 2 A.M in the morning. There is a daki on the wall, and suddenly they start hitting themselves because they think it will get them laid.

Incels deserve a own sitcom

Incels make me never want to drink soda or play Vidya ever again, let alone start watching anime.

Now gymcels might be able to give you a knockout punch, but most of them can't gain for shit and simply blame Chad for their lack of progress.